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![]() Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Thursday, December 23, 2010 I've been pretty lax concerning my hosting duties. But today I've noticed the website has been visited quite frequently from Anniston Alabama. I would dearly like to find out who I know there! Failing that, I'd like to know who knows me and what they like about this website.. That way i can makes sure that there is more of it here! While we're at it. What's going on in Norfolk Nebraska! There is an epidemic of good taste in that fair city as well! Not to long ago I was listening to a radio report of a survey of men that asked what the sexiest feature of a woman is. The number one answer was "Confidence" I'm not sure where this survey was taken, but I'm sure it wasn't at the drinking establishment that I frequent, because I've never heard one of the other guys there tell his buddies, "Check out the confidence on that one"! Still I must admit that there are times in my own life when a woman's confidence can and sometimes does get my attention. Confidence has even helped me overlook the lack of physical beauty on more than one occasion.. Of course it's not an exact science After all a lady with too much confidence might think that she's too good for me, and chances are she's be right on the money there! Earlier this year, a friend of mine suggested that I find a girlfriend, but I was resistant. After all finding someone is not a problem as there are fine ladies all over the big city. These are the same ladies that are resistant to my considerable charm. This friend suggested that I look using a computer matching site, which I'll not name for reasons that will soon become obvious. It was free, so I did just that. Of course I used an assumed name, since my own is rather famous in certain circles. I must say it is almost laughable to see some of the moderately unattractive to downright ugly women who put themselves out online in hopes of finding a fellow. Not even all the confidence in the word will help some of these cases. I say this knowing I'm not exactly a ding dong daddy from Dumas here. And yet I have to admire that kind of faith. I'm just glad my account was free! I'd hate to pay $20/month to get that kind of humiliation. In spite of all that I've said here, I truly do believe that confidence is sexy, but only if used the right way. There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance, and I hope I haven't crossed it mysellf today. If I have, let me know by Gmail! Tuesday, November 30, 2010 Monday, November 29, 2010 I've lost two good old friends in the past few weeks. They were both 95 years old, so I guess that can't be too much of a shock. We are coming up on December. This means that it's been almost a year since meningitis took the earthly life of my cousin, Tony. That was a shock! He was only 35! Sometimes I have to wonder why. Why is it that some people last well into their 90th birthday while others go so young? Why did Tony leave behind a wife and three kids that needed him? Why couldn't someone as totally worthless as I go in his place and get planted 6 feet under? Why? I don't know! And I've been pondering the answer to that question as I read my Answer Book (the Bible) ever since Tony left us. Grandad lived about as long as anyone could care to, but even he wondered how he lasted that long. Time was not exactly on his side, or was it. His first 99 years were well spent. Those last few afterward were not his best. Many times I heard him say that he wished he was dead. I once responded, "I wish I was dead too! But it's not up to us, it's up to God!" He shook his head, and admitted I was right. At that time, I couldn't bear the thought of him being gone. When the time came, he was ready. In a way, I was ready to let him go. I still struggle with Tony's loss. The odd thing is I wasn't that close to Tony, at least not at the time he died. I know he's better off. He even donated organs to 3 different people after his spirit left his body. Sometimes I wonder if anything I've done really matters, but then I remember the old saying "God isn't finished with me yet". God still has work for me to do, the trouble is finding it. My dad told me the other day that since I graduated from DWU, I should be working at a job that makes 60K/year. I'm not sure that's true, but if it is, that's not part of the plan, at least not yet. Lately, going on a mission trip to Haiti has been on my mind. The prospect of catching cholera has a lot of appeal for some reason. I need $3000 to do that though. Not sure if I can swing that. I've been leaving it all up to God. He is in control! I may not know what he is doing now, but when the time comes, I will. I'll be ready for it, when it happens Thursday, November 18, 2010 In one week's time we as Americans celebrate the custom of Thanksgiving. We can all be thankful of at least one thing. I have come up with 10 of them. It's easy to look at the bumps in the road and ask "Why me?", but I prefer to look at how I've been blessed, and ask the same question. And so from the home office in Mitchell South Dakota, home of the World's Only Palace of Corn, here are my Top Ten things that I am thankful for on Thursday next: 1. My family Yes it seems corny, but I really have come to value my family, not just my biological relatives, but all of the people that I've become close to since leaving Holabird. Funny thing is, it's the biological relatives who will be having this Pilgrim over for the annual feast. I don't know for sure where I'll be eating, but I do know 3 things about this gathering. There will be too much food, there will be leftovers, and once again, I will see how truly blessed I am to have my family. They are not perfect, but at least we've never had to appear on "Dr. Phil" or "Jerry Springer". 2. America the Beautiful We truly do live in a wonderful country. Our recent election was hard fought in many parts of this nation. Some are still fighting. Not every candidate or issue that I voted for was voted in, but I'm gonna tough it out. As long as we are the Land of the Free, and Home of the Brave, I see no reason to leave it. I love it too much! 3. My Car I started this year in a borrowed car after a wreck totaled my previous car. It was a long drawn out process, but the balance of Harmony has finally re-entered my life. In the transportation department anyway! 4. DWU Graduation Another blessing that entered my life was the B.A. degree from DWU. It was a long 3 year struggle, but I got it done. I surprised a lot of people, including myself, by graduating. As for what's next, I still don't know where to go from here. 5. Blogger Whenever I have something to say that is longer than a Facebook status, I come home to my Blog. The Holabird Advocate was my past. The Jerry Hinkle Program Online is, for now, my future. Some have suggested that I become a professional writer. The trouble with that is my writing has, for the most part, been only good enough to display here for free. That is not likely to change anytime soon 6. The Readers You are family and friends, and total strangers from all around the world. Some of you have kept checking in, even when common sense told everyone else to move on. When I needed you, you were here. If you're not there, please don't tell me 7. Pizza Hut My job is not the best in the world, but the job of being Mr. Jessica Simpson is not available. Washing dishes at the Hut is not always easy. The people I work with are all top notch. They have to be, otherwise they'd be gone! I don't write much about my job, because to me the Hut is like Vegas; without the slot machines, prostitution and murder, of course. 8. The Mitchell Community When this old country boy from Holabird left his comfort zone for the big city, he was not to sure he was going to like what he found. But this big city of over 14,000 people has some of the same small town charm that I left behind. I call this place "Kornfield County" but I do so out of love. I love this place, and the people in it. It is my home, and they are my neighbors! 9. KMIT/KOOL 98 My Local Radio station of choice is the best! I enjoy KOOL in the morning. In fact my alarm clock is set to KOOL. I listen to Big J in the afternoon after my daily dose of Earl Pitts on KXRB in Sioux Falls. 10 The Upper Room Last, but most important of all, I'm bound to say that the Upper Room daily Bible lesson has really made breakfast the most important meal of the day for me, not just this year, but every year. They are celebrating 75 years of bringing God's word to those who need that shot of faith, hope, and love to get the day off right. Some folks use it at night, which is OK for some, but I need it in the daytime. Monday, November 15, 2010 George Jones played the Corn Palace last night! It was awesome! The Old Possum, as he's been called may have looked older than his 79 years, and his performance may not have been the best he's ever done, but when it comes right down to it, his worst is still better than a lot of what passes for modern music. I have heard Jones better: on radio, on TV, even on YouTube. But there was something about hearing him live that really got my attention. He has had the name and reputation of "No show Jones" long enough that it was an exercise in faith just to buy the ticket. In this case, my faith was rewarded, big time. Jones was having trouble with is voice. Too be honest, I thought this problem was of a 90 proof variety, but he stuck to it, took water (at least I hope it was water) when possible. He also had his girl singer and fiddle player featured to give his voice a rest. I forgot their names, but not their talent! They were superb! The concert was around 90 minutes long, and he closed the show with a very robust "I Don't Need Your Rocking Chair". I've been in situations where I was committed to sing and had a sore throat. It is painful! When I did, it was for 5 minutes or so. Jones kept it up for most of the entire show. His performance reminded me of the athlete who plays hurt. He was in fact a vocal athlete! He's a true living legend, and those of us who saw should be thankful for the chance! As I said before his worst is better than a lot of the modern music. I understand that Bruce Jenner's stepdaughter is making an album. I would rather listen to that George Jones concert again than that album when it comes out! If Jones can do that, the rest of us have no excuse for quitting just because things are a little hard. Friday, November 12, 2010 Yesterday was a legal holiday, which meant the library was closed. I celebrated Veteran's Day at work. I thank God, and our armed forces, for making it possible for me to do that. Freedom to be able to work when we choose is precious, and it come with a price. To me, every day should be Veterans Day. They are the defenders of our freedom! The signers of the Declaration of Independence bought our freedom, but the Minutemen paid the bill. You, the Reader, are free to look at this website because of those noble men, and the men and women that followed. Freedom like that is hard to come by, and should be cherished. On my Facebook page, I wondered if Fred Phelps celebrated our Veterans, and if so how he did it! For those who may not know, Mr. Phelps is the pastor of a Baptist Church in Kansas, and the man who is at least partly responsible for the picketing that goes on at military funerals. The signs that declare "God hates fags" and other things of a particularly disturbing nature. Earlier this year, Phelps and his group's First Amendment rights were upheld after a fallen soldiers family brought a suit against them. It is, to me, ironic that their First Amendment rights were purchased by a group that they are protesting. It is almost enough to make one laugh, if it wasn't so sad and pathetic. As for me, I pray for all of our Veterans who are in harms way. I hope they come home when their job is done. I wish there was a way that we could all live in peace with one another. That day will come, and it may be coming sooner than we know, Until then, I'm glad we have our Veterans. From the Minuteman, to the Peacekeeper, they do great job. Let's hope they keep up the good work! Wednesday, November 10, 2010 When I was Publisher of the Holabird Advocate, I was putting a courageous dynamic facade on a very shy and humble person. I likened it to the Wizard of Oz, who was for all appearances to be all powerful, but behind the curtain, a very different sort of person operated it all from behind a curtain. There were times I had to dial it back a notch when I pushed things too far. then I moved to Mitchell. Once I left the shelter of the Ponderosa, I felt something was missing. I gave into collegiate peer pressure and got a Facebook account. I started out as a shy, insecure loner, and now have over 300 friends. Funny thing is, I've don't really know half of them. I doubt I'll ever meet some of them. We as a human race are so busy making friends on the computer that we could very well miss out on making friends in the real world. So what does a shy person like me do on Facebook? I play games mostly! Mafia Wars, Mob Wars, Farmville, Frontierville, and a few others that I dabble into. Is this productive? Doubtful! Is it fun? Well it kills time! That's why I decided it was time to get back into blogging. It is fun to think up things to write and edit. When I put out some feelers about getting back into the blogging world on Facebook, a lot of my friends were very supportive. In fact not one of them were against it. To be honest most of them didn't care to respond, which makes me wonder who my real friends are. Truth be told, I'll still spend time on Facebook. You never know where the idea for my next big article will come from. My dad used to say that you can never have too many friends. Tom T. Hall once sang "I wish I had a Million Friends" I must say that I like all of my old friends, but am not against making new ones. I may have only a few hundred friends, but they are of high quality, because they chose to be my friend, for whatever reason, so if any of you readers are so inclined, look me up, I've never refused a request, because as a quasi celebrity, I owe it to the public to have access to me whenever possible. Let me know how much you love (or hate) "The Program". Be careful about asking me what I think though! I just might tell you! But I'll listen to what you think, so that makes us even. Monday, November 08, 2010 Yesterday was the 79th Anniversary of my grandparents wedding. I was unable to get online then, but I wanted to give a little testimony as to why this day is important, not to everyone in the world, but certainly to those who were touched by their union. I have often wondered what made those two get married given the sorry shape that their little corner of the world was in at the time. There was an economic depression, and dust storms so severe that they hung wet curtains at the windows to catch it. They had a plague of locusts, which we call grasshoppers. That was a blessing though, because it was cheaper than chicken feed. Still, that doesn't sound like the best time to get married and start a family. The decision was not made lightly Grandad would have never gone through with it on his own. He claimed, in fact that Grandma proposed to him. He was taking her home from a barn dance, and told her that he wasn't sure that he could take her to another one because he was not sure he could leave her. At that point, he claims that she grabbed him, pulled him close and said, "Maybe I don't want you to." Grandma told me a different story. She claimed that she felt sorry for Grandad because he thought rather highly of himself in those days, to the point of being a pain in the butt. She didn't want to be an old maid, she was almost 19 at the time,and she had her choice between him and some other man. She chose Grandad because he needed her more. Never did she say she didn't love him though. She had to love him, because Grandad wasn't always the the kind loving husband who read "The Upper Room" and helped with the dishes after breakfast. That took some time for him to learn that, but it happened. Love is important in the success of any marriage, but it takes more than that. It takes faith, hope, and the knowledge that neither the bride nor the groom would be any good without the other one. Divorce was never mentioned, never even thought about. Their love story may not be unique, it may not even be exciting enough to write a book about or make a movie. But to their family, friends, and neighbors they showed a real good example of what marriage should look like. Were they perfect? Not at all! But they did the best they could, because God was with them. Those who get married in these times could learn a lot from Bergit and E.E. Hinkle. I know I sure did! Friday, November 05, 2010 Well now that the election is over, it's time for a nice Jones Soda. The winners will want to toast their victory, while the losers will want to drown their sorrows with a cool refreshing Jones Soda. And there are so many flavors to choose from. I first heard of Jones Soda in 2004 when they had a holiday promotion that included: Green Bean Casserole, Cranberry, Mashed Potatoes with Butter, Turkey and Gravy, and Fruitcake. I have yet to try any of those varieties, but when I tried Blue Bubble Gum, I was hooked. Jones may have formed in Canada, but they became a real American institution when they moved to Seattle. Jones calls themselves, "The little guy". With at least $38 Million in capitalization, it may look big, until we realize that Coke and Pepsi are both well into the $100 Billion. Jones thinks outside the box. They are always coming up with new, and let's face it, bizarre flavors, for the drinking world to try out. The latest flavor seems to be Bacon. While some turn their nose up at that, there are people like myself who would like to try it, just to say we did. I can hardly wait! This might start a trend that Coke and Pepsi may want to play catch up on Thursday, November 04, 2010 I've been rather inactive in the past few months. In fact, I haven't posted since September 1. Fact is, since that Mal ware virus hit my computer, I've been living on the charity of the good people at the Public Library in Mitchell. I've been silent, but it's time to speak up. The election is over! Thank you Jesus! The Noem vs. Herseth cat fight was getting old. One detail that a lot of people may have missed was that before launching into his acceptance speech, Governor-elect Daugaard asked the choir to whom he was preaching to give Scott Heidepriem a round of applause. Not many election victors do that. In fact, I'll be he's the only one in the country that did, at least in front of TV cameras. This was my first experience voting in the big city. I lived one block away from one polling place, but had to vote in the other, which was clear over in West Mitchell. Voting was fun, once I was allowed to. Big props to the County Auditor's office for helping me prove that I was indeed a registered voter. There were other things they could be doing. This election was almost a biblical experience. In some cases, certainly not all of them, the high and mighty were brought down and the humble were lifted up. The TEA Party helped get rid of some of the dead wood on both the right and left side of the Congressional tree. Some of the arrogant people in power looked at the TEA Party as irrational, discontented and irrelevant. They wanted to be listened to and those in power wouldn't listen. That may be changing! I am worried about Kristi Noem. Everytime South Dakota sends a Farmer to Washington, they become politicians! Will that happen in this case? As Granny used to say, "Time will tell if the neighbors don't". Wednesday, September 01, 2010 With all the campaign controversy, speeding tickets, DUI, etc, and all the trouble going on in the world, it sure would be nice to get away. I'm going to the State Fair and see what's shaking there. I haven't been for nearly 10 years. I once said that if Keloland doesn't bother to show up, there was no reason for me to go, but I changed my mind. While I was gone to Wyoming, I bought $1.25 worth of movies on VHS. That ended up to be 6 videos altogether. A good movie is another kind of escape. One of the videos is "The Other Sister" a 1999 film that stars Juliette Lewis as Carla Tate, a mentally challenged girl who comes home after 10 years in a special school. As Carla and her family celebrate her 22nd birthday, she expresses the wish to get her high school diploma. The fun starts as Mom played by Diane Keaton tries to put her off. Keaton starts out abrasive, but as time goes on she won my sympathy. She feels as though as a mother she has failed, not just with Carla, but her other daughters as well, the all too seldom seen Heather and Caroline, I wish their characters could have been developed more. Tom Skerritt gives an above average performance as Dad. He and Keaton had some good and powerful scenes together. The story gets complicated when Carla falls in love with Danny, a student at the Polytechnic school at which she enrolls. Of course, this being is a Garry Marshall film, you already know the story has a happy ending, especially because they never made a sequel. Another Marshall staple, Hector Elizondo, has a supporting role here. He gives his usual excellent performance as well. There are some plot elements I could have done without, but it's just a movie, so we have to take what were given. Besides, it only cost a quarter for me to see it. What a bargain! As I mentioned, Carla's two sisters are not in this movie nearly enough. One wonder's why give it the title of "Other Sister" Lewis was nominated for a Worst Supporting Actress Razzie, getting beat by Denise Richards. I must say though, that this role actually showed me that her acting has range. Before this, I had only seen her play dumb blonds, sluts, and dumb blond sluts. Bottom line: The actors rose above some mediocre writing, and they all lived happily ever after. Monday, August 30, 2010 It has been quite a weekend! The Corn Palace Festival is over (Thank you Jesus!) and things are quieter in Mitchell. I had a lot of fun, but managed to get a little work in. I also when to Senator McGovern's birthday at the library. they had tea, which was good, because all that talk about the Tea Party made me thirsty I took in two of the three Corn Palace debates on Saturday. I was quite impressed with Ben Nesselhuf. It was almost like the Kennedy-Nixon debate, he stood out while his opponent blended into the background. This is one race that I think I know how to vote on! Meanwhile, I'm still undecided as far as the Sandlin-Noem Race is going. When Sandlin said that Noem wanted to privatize Social Security, I leaned toward Noem, but when she denied that, I was back in the middle. The media made a meal out of the fact that Sandlin didn't answer Noem's direct question concerning whether or not she's vote for Pelosi to be the Speaker of the House, if it came to that. The fact that she didn't answer actually told me what I needed to know in that regard. Interestingly enough, some of my Republican friends, not all of them to be sure, have suggested that Sandlin in the way to go. I have yet to hear from a Democrat who recommends Noem. Let me know what you think by voting on the Pollmaster General! Friday, August 27, 2010 As you know, Labor Day is fast approaching. In an election year, I usually have it figured out who I'm voting for. This year, however has found me going back and forth in a couple different contests. The race for Governor, and the House race. I missed Dakotafest this year, because I was in Wyoming visiting relatives. As such, I didn't see the debates. The Corn Palace Festival will have a series of debates tomorrow, but the debate at high noon between Stephanie Herseth Sandlin and Kristi Noem will be the one to watch. If it does not help me make my decision, it could persuade me to lean one way or the other. The Governor candidates were scheduled to square off as well, but one of the candidates has declined because he will be attending the funeral of a friend. There is always the State Fair I guess!In other news, I don't need an American Express Card for people to recognize me. Someone at Walmart remembered me from the Haiti Benefit show, another did likewise of my being a spectator of DWU athletics. Needless to say everyone from the University still remembers me. Now when the Festival is in full swing downtown people are constantly approaching me, from former coworkers to the people I only see at church once a week. No doubt about it, I gotta get a disguise if I want to go around publicly. The recognition doesn't bother me so much as the not knowing who half of these folks are. One of the kids of a former professor of mine hit me up for a raffle ticket. The prize is a 2010 blue Ford Mustang. If I do win it, I hope he'll pay the tax. Oh well it is for charity! So far my biggest surprise was my seeing my former lady barber at the wine pavilion. being famous is hard, but it beats being infamous. If only being rich could go along with it! Thursday, August 26, 2010 My morning bible lesson in "The Upper Room" yesterday talked about how interruptions can be used by God as a call to prayer. To drive the point home, while I was reading that lesson, a fire engine drove by Code 3. I felt compelled to pray, not only for Mitchell's bravest, but for those who were calling on their assistance as well. I had no idea where the fire was, and was certain that those affected were people I did not know. That didn't matter to me, nor should it. Even now, I have no idea where the truck went nor do I know what good it did. As always I took it on faith that all turned out OK. Later on during the Corn Palace Festival, the parking lot by my building was full so I had to park a couple blocks away. Last night, just as a spot opened up I was on my way to get the car when I met a couple of tourists from 60 miles away who were looking for their car. They had lost their way. Even though I had better things to do, or so I thought at the time, I decided to help these folks out. The first order of business was to convince them that I knew my directions. They insisted that north was west. I explained to them that even though I'd only lived there for 3 years, I knew that was north. I walked with them back to the corn palace and then helped them get to the right parking lot. They asked how much they owed me, and all I asked them was to drive home safely. After all, doing the right think was, is and always should be reward enough. I was delayed in getting back to my car, but knew that as the night grew darker more parking spaces would open up, so nothing was lost. In fact everything was gained. Two lost souls were found, and despite myself, I ended up doing something useful. Sometimes we are like those lost folks. We think we know the way, but we are lost, and when God shows us the right way, we resist. But by faith we see that we have to trust him. Getting lost in this big world is easy. I didn't know where the parking lot was, but I knew that once I got those two on the right path they'd be alright. The world we know and the world we don't know can sometimes have a blurry boundary line. We knew were we are, then all of the sudden we don't. But God places candles in the darkness to light the way. What I thought was an interruption turned out to be a chance for God to do what he does best, bless his children. His ways are indeed mysterious, but that's what makes it all the more marvelous. Tuesday, August 24, 2010 This whole flap about Obama being Muslim has caused me to believe that neither party has the monopoly on stupid these days. Way back when I was "riding the Obama train" as I called it, I had plenty of Republican friends pointing out his middle name to me as proof that he's a Muslim. I read in Snopes that he joined the Church of Christ at age 16, and that was good enough for me. When when things started flaring up again, I started wondering what, if any difference it makes if he is Muslim or not. Just 50 years ago people were worried that if JFK was President, he'd be taking orders from the Pope. When he was, he didn't. Interestingly enough, we've not had another President of the Catholic faith since JFK was given early retirement in Dallas. When Kerry ran in 2004, his faith was not called into question, which is good. Obama should be extended the same courtesy. The problem doesn't seem to be his faith, rather his unwillingness to talk about it. Yet he has the right not to share his faith. Let's remember he is the President of all Americans, whether Muslim, Christian, Jew, Hindu, and every other faith that's held throughout this wonderful country. As such, he has to be as fair as he can to all of them, a tough job indeed. It's been said that Obama has not shown any evidence of being Christian. That is entirely possible. That can also be said about many of us, myself included. We demand proof of the unseen, to know the unknowable. Yet, there are things we must take on faith. Instead of condemning Obama and his faith, we should pray for him. It's what a good Christian would do! Monday, July 26, 2010 There was a time in my life when all I could think about was being in the halls of power. As I get older, I realize more and more that such a thing is unrealistic. I lack most of what it takes to get elected: money charisma, and most important of all, arrogance. Think about it, most people running for office need to have a certain attitude about them. A true politician has to be able to meet the voter where they are, look them in the eye, and tell them why they should vote for him or her. It helps if one is a little bit arrogant when they say, "Vote for me, because I know what's best for you and I'm not afraid to do it". Just this morning I found out there is an Independent candidate running for US House for South Dakota. His name escapes me, and that is part of the problem. He was in the Mitchell area talking to people, I was not among them, about what sets him apart. What he said was on the radio news. He has a plan to help keep himself in touch with the voters. Trouble is, he's gotta get elected first. That's hard to do when you are an Independent and nobody knows who you are. Once they do know you, then you're ready Step 2: be smart, but likable. It is very difficult for arrogant people to be both smart and likable. We haven't had a President like that since JFK. Since then, they've been one or the other, but never both. In Minnesota, one of their districts has a race for US Representative that is like ours. The challenger has started to go negative because her positive case is not strong enough. It's as if she is saying, "Vote for me because the incumbent is no good". It's too bad we can't vote for somebody rather than against somebody else! So no, I don't see me as a candidate for office. If I ran for Hyde County dog catcher, I could only count on two votes, mine and Mrs. Luze's. But once I locked up her dog, she'd wanna impeach me. Same old story! Still not being in the ring is OK. The voter is the most important part of the political process, and I won't give that up as easily. Thursday, July 22, 2010 Last night, Mitchell got a little rain. Some in the area got an inch, some got 6 inches. The official total was 3.69 inches as reported by KOOL 98 this morning. The rain came down in sheets. Sidewalks were covered by the flood. It took a while, but the storm sewers drained the lake that was forming on the streets downtown. I stopped by the University, where Senator McGovern was watching someone Else's muffins for them while I was looking at this car float down the street on the Front Page of the Daily Republican. He looks good for 88! Today is Grandad's birthday. I hope to go to the Steak N More for prime rib and a glass of milk. and think about Grandad, and his legacy. He was a legend in his time when one thinks on it. He disliked being honoured intensely. He never sought wealth, fame, power, glory, or any of the other things that one associates with greatness. This reluctance to seek these trappings out is indeed what made him all the greater. He was content to raise corn, sheep, and his family and let others rule the world. He never cheated his neighbor or coveted his neighbor's wife. As long as his life was, he left us all too soon. We'll never see his kind again. Every once in a while I wonder what he'd make out of the world situation. He'd have an opinion, and he'd let you know what he thought about it, too! As difficult as life was with him, it hasn't exactly been a picnic without him either. Every now and then I remember bits and pieces of some of the thins he used to say and I'd almost swear he was right there with me. I guess in a way he always will be. When I tried to convert this website into a sitcom format, I thought of including some of Grandad's speaking to me, but I thought better of it. Some things were better left between the two of us. It's gonna rain again tonight! I hope if you get some too if you need it! Tuesday, July 20, 2010 Back in the Fall of 2007 there was a show that looked mildly amusing enough that promised two geek scientists would be welcoming an attractive blond girl into the neighborhood. One a little more than the other, EX: Geek#1: Our children will be smart AND beautiful! Geek #2: Not to mention imaginary Yes it was "The Big Bang Theory" of course. I was off to DWU and was not able to watch the show at it's inception. Believe it of not my dad actually brought the show to my attention during the Thanksgiving break. And there was something about it that spoke to me. CBS actually made a sitcom that was funny. Who could have seen that coming. The best part of the show is that it's clean, well, clean for today's standards. The show doesn't try to be funny, it just is. Back in 1962, CBS did something similar with "The Beverly Hillbillies" They took a group of people out of their familiar surroundings and funny stuff happens. Penny, as the neighbor, like Drysdale did for the Clampetts, acts as both protector and facilitator, showing this group of misfits the real outside world and vice versa. The difference here is that Penny does care about Leonard and Sheldon, as well as Raj and Howard. We may know someone like these 5 people, w may even be one of them. If not they are all still likable enough that you can't help but want to see and be part of the fun. They each have some little idiosyncrasy that by itself could drive one crazy but deep down they are so kind and lovable you care about them despite themselves. Monday, July 19, 2010 I turned 43 yesterday, Other than the fact it was my birthday, it was really rather like any other day. My usual routine wasn't interrupted, with the exception that I took a nap before going to Taco John's for Softshell Sunday. I recalled a previous birthday 31 years ago. My family was vacationing in the Black Hills and we stopped in Custer to see the Grables on the day before my big day. Back then, when someone on my mothers side of the family had a birthday the extended family would gather for the occasion. Naturally, I wanted to get home for that. Long story short, we ended up staying overnight, and when we finally did get home everyone in the family had other plans on my birthday. Imagine that! I was quite upset, and I made sure everyone around me knew that. My dad told me something that has stuck with me since the evening of July 18, 1979. "The world does not revolve around you! It's about time you learned that!" It was a hard thing to hear, and perhaps not the best time to learn that lesson. As hard as it was to learn I think we all need to learn to be a little less self -centered. Through the clear vision of hindsight, I saw that I could have enjoyed being in Custer, but I was in too big of a hurry to get home. Once home, I came face to face with disappointment. Things don't always go our way. Life is not fair. We can either let it get us down or shake it off. Yesterday was just another Sunday to me. I was all alone on my birthday. Sure there were people all around me at church, at work, and at Taco John's. But nobody went out of their way to do something for me. I'd have been very upset about that 31 years ago. But now, it's OK. Maybe I'm just used to disappointment, or maybe it just takes less to satisfy me. I had just as much fun as I would have if the Ditty Bops had met me at the Depot. Things could have been worse. I managed to get all the paperwork together to get my driver's license renewed for another lustrum. I still don't understand why we gotta do it, but the fact that I got it done should count for something. All things considered, it could have been worse. I see that the Senator parachuted out of an airplane on his birthday today. I'd rather hunt up paperwork! Truth be told, if I had done that sooner there wouldn't have been such a rush. I guess it's like they say, "Too soon old and too late smart!" Wednesday, July 14, 2010 Well, time, as it does has done snuck up on me. With my birthday on Sunday, I have to get my drivers license renewed. I'd rather take a beating than do that! Apparently the moron politicians have made it that we here in South Dakota have to produce all kinds of paperwork to prove that we are who we claim to be. If that isn't about the stupidest thing you ever did hear about, I don't know what it could be. So I gotta look up all this crap and make my way to Hyde County and see if I can get this crap over with. I just have to wonder when we became a Nazi state where illegal aliens have more civil rights then those of us that were born here. I suppose we could blame it on 911, or some other thing, but I'd still like to hear a rational explanation for why getting a drivers license renewed, which was already complicated enough before, has to be next to impossible now. What kind of idiot thought this up? What the heck was he (or she) thinking when they proposed this line of crap? The real knee slapper here is that this is the same mentality that says the government needs to be in charge of health care. I suppose they'll want a blood and urine sample when I gotta do this again in 5 years. I just know that some goofball from Sioux Falls has to be the one pushing this kind of crap on us. Some Satan worshiping one world government type! As you can tell, I'm not liking this one little bit. But I'll play along, because I do need to have that license if I'm gonna drive anywhere for the next five years. And as bad as things are here, I can only imagine that they are far worse in other places. I will get through this somehow, and with any luck die before I have to go through it again. On the lighter side, I just found out that Larry Hagman, ol' JR Ewing himself has endorsed a solar power company. You can see for yourself why he doesn't get out much. Hardcore fans of the show will recall that Bobby Ewing left the oil business to start a solar power venture back around 1981. At any rate, here is a link to what promises to be Hagman's swan song: http://www.solarworld-usa.com/solar-for-home/why-go-solar/nows-the-time/Shine-ad1.aspx Tuesday, July 13, 2010 Cousin Al's Newspaper, USA TODAY, reports that Newt Gingrich is thinking about running for president in 2012, but won't make up his mind about it until some time next spring. So why did he say anything at all? He is using the old "let's run it up the flag pole and see who salutes it" trick. If there is no resultant buzz, he will fade away by next spring. Time will tell on this one. At least this gives the Republicans someone besides Sarah Palin to vote for. GAG! Closer to home Kristi Noem has been drawn first blood in the U.S. House race. It was pretty much a forgone conclusion that she would. After all, she has to make her opponent in this election, incumbent Stephanie Herseth Sandlin appear as though she is unfit for office. It doesn't necessarily give us the voter a reason to vote for Noem beyond that. Conversely, Herseth Sandlin can't fight back because it will make her look weak. I wish that Noem could have kept her hands clean and just ran on her strengths rather than Herseth Sandlin's weaknesses. This is one ad that was run up the flagpole that I won't salute! Monday, July 12, 2010 One of the most asked questions in the world is, "Why do bad things happen to good people?" We all struggle to come up with the answer, or even just an answer to satisfy us for just a while. The things is that we have a different answer for each case. The biblical Job was tested far beyond what most of us would think is the breaking point. He made it through his time of trial, and he became a stronger person for it. I've had friends that went through some bad times, and I've had some pretty hairy moments myself. None of us are alone. Jesus is there to carry us through the darkness and into the light. When I came to Mitchell, I was all alone. There was no support system here for me at all. By that, I mean a visible means of support. The Holy Spirit of Jesus was there to hold me up. When I needed it, I heard my Grandad's voice guiding me. Some may think I was crazy to believe that it really was him, but in reality that is what kept me sane. I made a few mistakes along the way, but I got through it by not giving up and not letting myself get defeated by those people and things that sought to harm me. Those bad experiences are just a memory now, but should more be on the way, I'll deal with them as they come. Giving up is the easy way, but it's not the cowboy way. The people that settled in Dakota were tough because they had to be. They faced fire, flood, drought, famine, and government regulation. They made it through, because they had to. It was literally a life and death decision. They chose life, and 120 years later we still struggle, but we don't give up or we're dead. My Grandfather, Wilbur Charles Goehring, was quite a guy, or so I'm told. He was smart, strong and determined to make it. In his youth he got reckless with some dynamite and lost a few fingers. He wanted to become a lawyer, but was talked out of it because apparently typing skills were paramount to a college education back then. It wasn't meant to be. But in this case, God replaced his dream with something arguably better. He stayed in Hyde County, was engaged in farming, married my grandmother, and raised a family until he died. His missing fingers stopped him from becoming a lawyer, but he made a pretty good life for his family while he could even with that one handicap. His accidental death just a few years before I was born cheated his family, especially those that never got to know him but we made it through, because we had to. In "Gone with the Wind" Gerald O'Hara told his daughter, Katy Scarlett, "Land is the only thing that matters because it's the only thing that lasts!" I'd like to think that family is the same way, if not than at least the willingness to endure the hardships on the land. I'm away from both my land and family. But I know where each of them are. They were both here before I was born, and after I die they will both endure. They will be changed, but they will both still here! I don't know if I answered the question or not. I may have asked a few new ones. Friday, July 09, 2010 It is days like today that I wish I had a newspaper. The headline would read "Cheese Plugs Up Interstate". that is exactly what it did, in part anyway. At least 17,000 lbs of the stuff was spilled on Interstate 90. News outlets from as far away as Chicago pounced on this story. The Mitchell Daily Republican had some photos fro Keloland. on the serious side, some folks were injured, albeit in a non life threatening way. It seems that the driver of the semi containing the cheese fell asleep yesterday morning and rear ended the people in front of him. As it happens everyone was obeying the seat belt law, so there were no fatalities. On a totally unrelated note, I've discovered that something like 82% of divorce lawyers use evidence gathered from social networking sites like Facebook. There is no right to privacy on the Internet. People gotta wake up to that. Which reminds me, I mentioned being married, didn't I. Well, the rest of the story is that I was playing a Facebook game called Frontierville, and someone gifted my with a ribbon. BOOM, I was given a wife. I fashioned her after a young lady I dated a couple of times last year. I have since edited my Internet bride to look like my good friend and part time exercise buddy, Jane. I hope that both unions are not legally binding. When I called my lawyer, Morley Krupt of the law firm of Ural,Krupt,Sumi,& Dye to ask him, he hung up on me. How rude! Back to cheese! I see in the Argus that the Virginia Center for Politics has rated South Dakota's US house race a "toss up". It would also appear that both parties are making this a race to watch, since Kristi Noem seems to be Stephanie Herseth Sandlin's toughest opponent so far. That said, I have noticed that Mrs Sandlin has not appeared at the South McDonald's in Mitchell, to face the coffee shop communion. Then again, she can't be everywhere. Also today's Argus Life section has a young lady that graduated from DWU last May. She is modeling aprons. Why can't I get a job like that? Wednesday, July 07, 2010 The Blog$hare ratings have me down to #31 from the previous low of #29 back in March. At least I'm not #80! Of course I didn't start this website to be popular. I'm not sure why I did, but that wasn't the goal. Finding something to write about has been difficult. At least finding something interesting to write about has been. I got a robocall this afternoon from someone pretending to be my bank. It's happened before, so I hung up. Before it was an unknown number. This time, the caller ID came through. I called the number, just to see if I had a stupid criminal story in the making, and when I did it was the voicemail number for a major cell phone provider. It sure looks like somebody been phishing!They caught nothing from me! If this writers block continues I may have to have breakfast at McDonald's again, or write about getting married last Sunday. Neither of those two options appeal to me. Tuesday, July 06, 2010 Well, the 4th was here and now it's gone! I had to work over the 3 day holiday, but that was the most enjoyable part of the weekend. I went to the Dakota Discovery museum to see their celebration. For a suggested donation of $2 you could eat ice cream of both the homemade and store bought variety, drink lemonade, and listen to a musician that came courtesy of the SD Arts council. I forgot his name, but he looked like one of the guys in the "Acoustic Christmas" show. I couldn't get close to the fireworks at the lake, and KMIT had promised patriotic music, but their idea of that was Miley Cyrus singing "Party in the USA". So I went to bed, turned on the radio and listened to "The Beatles Show" before turning in. I wonder sometimes how it came to be that we celebrate our independence by waving American flags made in Japan, shooting off fireworks made in China, and listening to British rock music. Then I realize that we are all imported from somewhere. I myself am part German, Irish-Canadian, Norwegian, and topped with German from Russia. It wasn't that long ago that pizza was not eaten in this country because it was Italian, now it's as American as apple pie, if such a thing is possible. This country is still a melting pot even if some of us don't want to blend in, because of it's freedom. Even that we imported from outside. We have a great thing going here, but I'm glad we only celebrate it once a year. Incidentally, Stephanie Herseth Sandlin was in Corsica and Wagner today taking care of business. no word on if she will be coming to Mitchell to sit in the hot seat at the South McDonald's Breakfast Bunch. She has plenty of time to do that, as the election is not until November. Saturday, July 03, 2010 We who are blessed to call America home observe July 4 as Independence Day. When you think about is, this is the only American holiday I can think of that honours a decision made by a group of politicians. Of course, there is more to it that that. Those politicians that signed our nations birth certificate were also signing their own death warrants. As the Continental Congress bought our freedom, the Minutemen paid the bill. As we celebrate this occasion, let us remember that the freedom we enjoy came at a cost, as it always does. The military of today defend this country in he same way the Minutemen did when the cradle of democracy was first being rocked. Pray that they do their duty faithfully, and with all the American pride they possibly can. The Supreme Court tells us that the Constitution gives us the right to speak freely and the right to remain silent. I will endeavour to exercise both rights when it is proper to do so, and I hope that you will join me in the attempt as well! GOD BLESS AMERICA AND AMERICA BLESS GOD!!! Thursday, July 01, 2010 I got one heck of a shock Monday night when I saw the tabloid headline earlier this week in the checkout lane of the local Wal-mart. "Al Gore Sex Attack" is a hard headline to miss. Back in the old days,I'd have picked it up and read all about it. That night I thought it was the usual load of BS. Probably just feeding off his earlier divorce mess. I laughed off the thought and went over to the self checker to see if I could buy something and take it home. Then this morning on the radio, I hear that the police are investigating this mess. Could it be there's something to it? Well,from what I've been able to piece together, this case is 4 years old, and the massage therapist that he allegedly attacked tried to sell the story for a cool $1,000,000 makes me a little skeptical. We'll see! Whether or not he did it, to paraphrase Jimmy Fallon, this is one week where Al Gore is sorry he created the Internet. Monday, June 28, 2010 Well once again times slips away! Robert Byrd died during the hiatus, which is notable for several reasons, but one that may be over looked is that his passing marks the first time in our nation's history that their hasn't been at least one Byrd in the Senate. Purists will be quick to point out that those Byrds were from Virginia instead of West Virginia. Still, The Byrd family was there before the Kennedys and the Longs, and they outlasted both dynasties. Not too shabby! Closer to home, The Zilverberg family has a lot to celebrate. Today marks the 30th anniversary of Shorty and Sue Zilverberg's wedding. Yesterday, Shorty's sister, Mary Jo Nemec and her husband Nick celebrated 24 years together. Both Shorty and Mary Jo married well, so it's no suprise that both couples are still together. Good marriages are not born in Holabird, but many have been raised there. At their 60th Anniversary, my grandparents, E.E. and Bergit Hinkle, were approached by a couple that had just been freshly married and they asked what the secret to 60 years is. Their reply couldn't have been better had it been planned out: E.E.: Don't go to bed angry. Bergit: Yeah! Stay up and fight it out! Grandad had a bible verse that went along with that, Ephesians 4: 26. I'm not sure if Granny took her bit from Phyllis Diller or not! But, it is true that going to bed angry is not healthy. Nobody fought, at least verbally, more than Grandad and Granny, but they never let it spoil the plans they made at the altar. Anyone who is married, or thinking of going the route should keep that in mind! Thursday, June 24, 2010 I was bored last night so I watched "Wall Street". I recalled the way things were back in 1985. A lot of issues brought up in this movie are just as relevant today. This movie could use a sequel. After all, It would be interesting to see what Bud Fox, and Gordon Gekko have been up to during the last 23 years. During the infamous "Greed is Good" speech, Gekko made an interesting reference to "accountability". When America was becoming an economic world power, the people that brought that about were held accountable. They had a stake in what was going on because they were risking their own money as well as reputation on their enterprise. Henry Ford made quality Job #1 because it was his name on the company and the factory, as well as the car, he also had his fortune riding on that car's success. His great grandson, Bill Ford has a lot to live up to, and it would appear that he's doing a pretty fair job of it. The only difference is that he only has 10%of the stock in the company as opposed to the absolute control that the old man did. Also, times have changed. Things like reputation and accountability just aren't as important as they used to be to people. Made in America doesn't mean what it used to. Being an American used to be something to be proud of. Here lately the media, and even it's leaders have acted like it's something to be ashamed of. When I hear "The Star Spangled Banner" or "God Bless America" or even just see this great country's flag flying overhead, it does something to me. I remember what our founding fathers went through to break away from the tyrannical government and form this Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. God has blessed this nation of ours with so much and given Lady Liberty a light through the night to guide us into a better way. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness was just an idea that some politicians had until the minutemen made that idea word in practice as well as in theory. People wring their hands and cry about how "the world hates us". Of course the world hates us! We're free and they are not! Obama went on what was called an "Apology Tour" last year. Instead of apologizing for our great blessings, he should celebrate them. Our freedom gives us the chance to be anything we want and do anything we want so long as we don't tread on someone Else's liberty. Instead of that $14 Trillion to get this country out of the mess it's in, we need to hold our leaders accountable for everything that has gone wrong and take steps to fix it. We also need to hold ourselves accountable if this doesn't get done. It won't happen overnight, but it will happen. God Blessed America because America blessed God. It's time she did it again! Wednesday, June 23, 2010 In yesterday's episode, I told you that I said that $14 Trillion was what it would take to get this us out of this mess. I was thinking like a liberal, as though money would solve everything. That's not right! There are problems in this country that cannot be fixed with money. There are some who criticize me for expecting Obama to have all the answers and come in and save the day like Superman. I was wrong to have such expectations, but lets not forget that he also set him up to be Superman as well. It's true he inherited a mess of trouble from W, but by gosh and golly, W also inherited quite a mess from Clinton. Clinton had a man sized job left over from Bush the Elder. Blaming the last guy for your shortcomings may work for a while, but sooner or later, you gotta get something done yourself. I went to McDonald's and discovered that the group communing there are all apparently friends of Mitchell's Mayor, Lou Sebert, as he joined them this morning. Stephanie Herseth-Sandlin was nowhere in sight, but if she should find herself in Mitchell, the Egg McMuffin is on me! Tuesday, June 22, 2010 I was thinking ARBY's this morning, but once there, discovered that, unlike Hardee's there is no breakfast menu. They don't even open until 10:30. I thought of going to Hardee's but decided I'd rather go to McDonald's. I ordered a Sausage, Egg, and Cheese McGriddles and a Caramel Frappe, collected my order, and proceeded to find a seat in the dining area. I noticed a young lady sitting among all of these middle aged men as they discussed the issues of the day. She was listening attentively to the discussion. I saw a KSFY station wagon earlier, so I thought perhaps she was a reporter of some kind. When she did speak, even though I couldn't see her face, I knew in an instant who she was when she said "Had I been in Congress then I'd have voted 'No' on that bill." That young lady was Kristi Noem. This group of men was nothing special, there are groups of them in every small town cafe in South Dakota. Baxter Black calls is "coffee shop communion" Retired farmers gather and discuss politics, history, the price of tea in China, and anything else they care to talk about. What Ms. Noem was doing there is easy to see, she wants to hear what the possible voters have to say. Each of those men are very likely to vote. They may vote for her, or they may not, but they will vote unless death or taxes prevent that from happening. It was a well balanced group of men. I never took a count but there were at least 5 of them. I I remember 2 Republicans, 2 Democrats, and this guy that was easily the oldest man on the panel who was literally in the middle of the discussion. Things got heated at times, but always respectful. They ripped on Obama, W, and even Bill Clinton took some lumps, but they never got personal with each other. A sign of true wisdom indeed. One guy said he thought the media was trying to tear down America's confidence in the President, another said the President was a Muslim fundamentalist that was trying to turn America into a Third World country. Neither one could convince the other that his viewpoint was right, but they sure gave it a try. The best part is, they didn't let their difference of opinion mar the free exchange of thoughts and ideals. This is what the First Amendment. After Ms. Noem left, the discussion kept going. The first thing they all wanted to know was if any of the others were going to give her any money. There was also speculation on when or if Stephanie Herseth-Sandlin was going to show up and if she would be driving a Caddilac if in fact she did show up. One of the group was disappointed that his question wasn't answered, that being "What is it going to take to get us out of this mess?" At that time, I spoke up, "$14 trillion for a start". They asked me what my impression was, i said I'd have to study on this further.I also told the group that I was glad I didn't Go to Hardee's for breakfast. My one big regret was that I had left both JTV and my soundbiter in the car. I plan on going back tomorrow, just to see if anything happens worth writing about. Monday, June 21, 2010 Old Settler's Days were last weekend in Highmore. There were quite a few that showed up for the festivities, but I was not in that number. I went to Charlotte's Web at the Pepsi Cola Theatre on Friday night. on Saturday night, I opened up my widow so I could listen to Tommy Tutone, I didn't feel like I'd missed a thing! Interestingly enough, I was missed by some back in Hyde County, as hard as that is to believe. There was an Elvis impersonator who performed on Friday night to mixed reviews. I wish they'd do Hee Haw again! I used to do that sort of thing, but I'm not as young as I used to be. Elvis left us much too soon. He was just my age when he died. He lived a lot of life in those 42 years. When he started out, people said he was vulgar. His shaking was something I picked up honestly enough when I was on stage because I was nervous. I think he was too. He wanted the audience to like the show, and he gave his stage shows everything he could. Indeed, it is my contention that his desire to please his fans that let to the drugs. It's ironic that they are called "performance enhancing substances" now, because for better or worse, that's what they did. Some of the people that worked with him said that even after a show when everyone else was spent Elvis would insist that they gather round the piano and sing, and most of the time, he'd play and sing a gospel song. He would play and sing, praising God, sometimes until 3am. Whatever drugs he took did no harm to his spirit and soul. Elvis was not perfect, nor were his critics. If I had to choose which path to take, however, I'd choose Elvis. He loved his fans, and they loved him. It showed both ways! The hatred with which his critics attacked him was very unique, and just as wrong. That he never hated them back was a real testament to his faith and to the way he was raised. That's why he is as loved as he is today We could all learn something from that! Friday, June 18, 2010 Highmore, South Dakota, Holabird's neighbor to the east, is hosting Old Settlers Days. It usually takes place on Father's Day Weekend. There are certain things that happen there every time the celebration is put on. There are all matter of entertainment for all kinds of people regardless of age. The one thing that has been getting the most attention is the alcohol consumption. This is a part of the annual celebration that up until a few years ago went unnoticed. An outsider came to town and saw quite a site at one of the local drinking establishments. it caused quite a ruckus at the time, but no action was taken. It seems that what really got this person going was the fact that an alcohol related death had taken place just 6 months before, and it struck a chord. I'm not sure if there have been any alcohol related deaths since that one, or since the outsider's remarks were published in the local paper. I certainly hope not. I am sure that the amount of alcohol consumption has not changed in Highmore. That is, however, not necessarily a bad thing. I've noticed something since moving to the big city. I live withing walking distance of at least 3 drinking establishments. Drinking takes place here. Yes, it does. It takes place in bars, in peoples houses and apartments, and it wouldn't surprise me if it takes place on the DWU campus when nobody is looking. I used to be against the consumption of alcohol, and strongly so. Someone once asked me if I have ever been to the Moonlight Bar. I replied, "That sounds suspiciously like a drinking establishment." A few months later, I went to that place. Now I've found that an occasional drink has not harmed me. After all, I am well passed the age of 21, the age that the US congress has declared that I am magically old enough and responsible enough to do that sort of thing. I do know my limits. I use my best judgement to decide when to stop drinking. If only I could do that at Marlin's at Brunch time. Most importantly of all, I walk home instead of driving. Of course not everyone can do that, but not driving under the influence could save at least one life. So whether you spend this weekend in Highmore, Mitchell, or East Jesus Nowhere, and you are over the magical age of 21 use the sense God gave you and know your limits. For those under 21, savor the sweet taste of an iced tea, lemonade, or Coke if you must. Of all the drinks I've ever had, chocolate milk is still my favorite. Don't be in a hurry to grow up. You'll get old soon enough. Enjoy your youth while you can. Wednesday, June 16, 2010 President Obama addressed the nation concerning BP last night and spoke about it again today. I didn't hear what he said, but I've heard about it. The President apparently said that the government was going to take over the settlement of BP's claims because they were moving too slow. It's hard for me to imagine anything moving slower that the government, but there we are. It also appears that BP will be setting up a $20 billion fund to begin the settlement of claims. Even this fast way of doing thins will take at least 4 years. Closer to home, Dennis Daugaard (I spelled it right! YAY!) will be selecting a running mate and making it public sometime tomorrow. I don't know who it is, but I'm sure of 2 thing: it's a Republican, and it isn't me. Well, of course not, he wants to win! Cousin Al's newspaper, USA TODAY, had an interesting article about a European study that claimed obese women were 30% less likely to have sex than women who were of "normal weight". Obese women are 4 times more likely to have an unplanned pregnancy. Men have the same chances regardless of what their body mass index indicates. Amusing little story! Tuesday, June 15, 2010 After seeing what a mess I made of election predicting, your host has decided to resume coursework at the South Dakota War College. Professor Powers reports that some outfit took a poll and it shows that Kristi Noem is ahead of Stephanie Herseth-Sandlin by a margin of about 53%-41%. Our own Pollmaster General has them evenly matched right now, but that will change as soon as a 3rd person votes. Thanks to the 2 that helped me out so far. I was also amazed to learn that no Independent candidates have been able to find the much needed 3356 signatures to get on the ballot to challenge Senator John Thune. The conventional wisdom out there says that is because he's been doing a good job. It's hard to disagree when you can't get a few thousand people to sign an election petition for someone to run against him. I wonder if that's ever happened here before. It matters little, since it appears to be happening now. It also appears to be a good time to be Republican Few things seem to be working in Herseth-Sandlin's favor. Republicans don't support her because she's a Democrat, and the Democrats won't support her because she votes contrary to the party line. Even if the Democrats did support her, the likely voters might not take to that. As for me, I'm not sure that I can figure out who I will be endorsing until Labour day, if then. It has also not escaped notice that Scott Heidepriem is a Democrat in name only. His ads sure make him sound more conservative than (hold on let me get the cheat sheet) Daugaard. I gotta learn how to spell that name! And spell check is no #!&* help either! At any rate, I look forward to catching up to what I don't know and what's been going on since I was away studying at DWU. If anyone of you Readers out there can offer me a little free tutoring, I'd sure be glad of that. Monday, June 14, 2010 Over the weekend some friends and I were talking about the new trend in politics. Usually the voters don't trust Congress, but they have faith in the person that they send to Washington. It's called "The pit bull rule". The one that says "Pit bulls are dangerous, but mine is fine".That paradigm seems to be shifting, not only nationwide, but possibly even in South Dakota. I'd like to bring back an old Holabird Advocate staple, the Pollmaster General to see if that's possible with the Herseth-Sandlin/Noem race. Readers of the Holabird Advocate saw Obama as Presidential the rest of the state, and possibly the nation did . I'd like to see if those who stuck with the Jerry Hinkle Program are as politically astute. As was the custom back then, Readers from out of state will be allowed to vote, since I can't stop them from doing so anyhow. I'll just consider them residents of Holabird like I did back then. Thursday, June 10, 2010 In a previous episode, I wrote about that all consuming passion. You remember, the reason why teachers teach. It sure isn't for the money and prestige. It's because they enjoy it so much that to them it's not work. If they don't have that passion they are wasting time. I noted that my dad said that if one finds a job that they enjoy they'll never have to work a day in their life. I've come across another realization. there are some people who enjoy certain activities so much that they would do them for no pay at all because of the enjoyment it brings. In the big city, I've come across this a lot. When DWU students compete in the "Wesleyan Idol" competition, they do it because they enjoy performing. Sure there are cash prizes, but chances of getting them are slim. It's possible that this is the motivation for "American Idol" I must admit that from time to time I see what passes for talent in the music industry today and I find it appalling. It's no wonder then why a singing competition becomes so popular. When people see someone who is dreadfully lacking in talent like Justin Bieber making it big and "living the dream" as the kids say, it starts people thinking that they can do it too. Simon Cowell himself has admitted that there is a severe lacking of true musical talent in the business. The "Colgate Country Showdown" played the Corn Palace last year. I slipped in to see what was going down. One of the things that they wanted the audience to judge the contestants on is "Marketability in Country Music". That is the trend I guess. Never mind if they can make the corn shake on the turret! Can they shake their rear end fast enough? How do they look in tight jeans? Do people cheer them on no matter how bad they sound? Now I have no talent, or marketability. I also lack the third crucial ingredient to assure musical super stardom, a thick skin. However, I must admit that I so enjoy singing, but it's not something that I have to do. I gotta be in the mood. The same goes for pretty much everything I do. When I'm not in the mood for something, and I just go through the motions, it shows. It has to show. I'm sure it's that way for others as well. Of all the things I've done, acting has been the thing that I enjoy the most. I have used my acting skills quite a bit in life. This is not necessarily a good thing. After all, people won't know what to believe if they only see what I want them to see. Those of you who got in on my blogging early on know that. This whole thing was a put on from the start. When this was the Holabird Advocate, I played the part of a Publisher. Now I play the part of a host. I've done the same thing with the Phreno, as reporter, columnist, and even as senator. Sometimes wonder if I can keep this up, and when or if the day comes when I'll have to be real for a change. I guess we'll see about that someday! Wednesday, June 09, 2010 Lt. Governor Dennis Daugaard pulled ahead of the of a crowded field to a clear majority of the vote in last night's primary. Why he did it, well the experts can dissect that. He got my attention when he came to DWU with pizza and soda. Of course that's a given. If you want to get a crowd, you have free vittles. But Daugaard did something extra, he actually poured the soda. A symbolic some may call it cheesy, gesture. But in my case it worked. Not enough to vote for him, but it did get my attention. OOPS! Well it seems that Chris Nelson name was not enough to get the Republican nomination to the House race. I thought for sure he had it in the bag. I guess you can't take anything for granted. I read once in Tip O' Neil's "Man of the House" that he lost his first election because he never asked his family and close friends to vote for him. A his mother advised him, "People like to be asked sometimes." Every politician could learn a little bit from Ma O'Neill, and maybe us voters could as well. Mr. Nelson sure learned it the hard way. Kristi Noem moved ahead of Nelson and got the nomination.. She may not have moved me but she managed to get a few thousand voters off the couch. There are those who say she might actually have what it takes to unseat Herseth-Sandlin in November as well. Seems there is a movement out there dedicated to voting out incumbents, and she just may be one of the beneficiaries of that movement. Since nobody had the guts to go against Thune, this will be the race to watch in South Dakota. I know I'll be watching! Tuesday, June 08, 2010 I used to be something of a political junkie, but these days there's just not much to be excited about. The primary election is today, but unless you are a Republican there's nothing to vote for. Even is you're a Republican there isn't much. We will see who faces Scott Heidepriem for Governor. I'm hoping Scott will win in November because he's the only candidate in either party whose name I can spell without a cheat sheet. All the candidates for Governor are saying the same thing. From what I've seen it's been mostly positive, at least not as negative as it was 8 years ago. Then we have the race for House to see who can unseat Stephanie Herseth-Sandlin. Do think she can be unseated? Anything is possible! As for who will do it, I think Chris Nelson is the best bet there. I don't know Kristi Noem, and I have nothing against her. Still, her campaign ads are just not moving me. The same can be said about the other guy who is running. I can't remember his name, and that may be part of his problem. Nelson is acting like he has the nomination sowed up, and is sitting (or is he setting) on his campaign war chest. If he isn't nominated, whoever is will have their work cut out for them. Even though this primary is lackluster for me, for those who are seeking to win their party's nomination, this vote is crucial. Those who make it that far will have to try to do it all over again in November. One thing that any candidate, regardless of party should do is just look the voter in the eye and tell them what you know and where you stand. After that, the rest is up to them. Wednesday, June 02, 2010 Not too long ago I saw that CBS ( pronounced See BS) was bringing back "Hawaii Five-O" for next fall. I've also heard that Conan O' Brien has a new show in which he hopes to "Bring Back Hee-Haw". While I applaud both of these efforts, there is one genre that needs to make a comeback- The Nightsoap. "Peyton Place" was the first successful Nighttime Serial Drama. It was imitated, but not quite duplicated. Then "Dallas" came along. After CBS pulled their "Who Shot JR?" stunt, nightsoaps were the in thing. Every network has at least one of them, but only one came close, and some may say surpassed the Ewings of Dallas. That would be the Carringtons of Denver. As I mentioned yesterday, I've been watching reruns of "Dynasty" online, and I must say that show was quite daring. It was the first show to display the filthy rich in all of their decadence. Blake Carrington's 48 room mansion dwarfed the Southfork ranch house. It must have also been shocking to have a gay person played completely straight (that is-not for laughs a la Billy Crystal in "Soap") as Steven Carrington was. Blake's daughter Fallon made Lucy Ewing look like a Sunday School Teacher. I'm just now getting reacquainted with Alexis BC (before Colby) in the second season. The term "guilty pleasure" is used when talking about this show, for good reason. It is not the kind of show people should enjoy, but they did, and still can, just as I do. A lot of the issue dealt with on "Dynasty" are still being dealt with today. America's dependence on foreign oil for a start. Poor Blake lost most of his fortune and was reduced to living on a paltry $200 million (must have been rough) when his company was forcibly removed from a country in the Persian Gulf. Any resemblance to Iran could have been intentional, since the show began shortly before the Reagan presidency. With the Enron mess behind us, and the BP mess still in the headlines, petroleum based energy still makes for good drama. Don't get me wrong, I grew up watching "Dallas", but Bobby and JR had a more common touch. Perhaps it was because they lived on a ranch. Blake was rich, powerful, and didn't care who knew it. None of the Ewings had a limo, or a driver. Blake did! He was a bit of a control freak too! The best thing about these shows is that it showed me that while I did have my problems, rich folks don't have it too easy either. Compared to the Ewings and Carringtons, my life is pretty much worry free. But then who wants to watch me on TV! As Hank JR sang it "This ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty". I have something better! Tuesday, June 01, 2010 When Al and Tipper Gore shared a rather passionate kiss on he platform of the Democratic National Convention I said their marriage must be in trouble. I have just heard they are separating. The announcement was sent to the press via e-mail. one would expect nothing less from the creator of the Internet. Who would have guessed that Al Gore was so boring that he even puts his wife to sleep? All kidding aside I hope that the Gore family finds their way through this will the least amount of strife possible. It was a little more that 40 years ago when these two became one flesh. When that flesh rips, it's gonna hurt. I wish them, and the rest, well. Ever since graduation a month ago today, I've been at a loss for an answer to the question, "What's next?". There are many answers to the question but the right answer is not readily available. Even before graduation it has been suggested that I go to seminaries in Atlanta, Kansas City, and even Kentucky. It's also been suggested that I become a professional student (GAG) and take up the study of something else. A couple different people have even suggested that I try to get a job teaching history. I am so burned out right now I can't imagine being a student professional or otherwise. The most reading I do is my Upper Room lesson, and it's hard to concentrate on that sometimes. Of course teaching history is another matter entirely. I could probably get a job teaching history in a school system with very low academic standards, but not sure that would be best way to go. A career or calling like teaching should never be taken lightly. There are 2 kinds of teachers, good and bad. A good teacher is someone who has an all consuming passion for the job. A bad teacher just puts in their time and doesn't care for the job, or the students for that matter. At DWU there is an instructor that gets up at 5:30 am to get ready for work. Could I do that? I'm not too sure that I could! Any career that one enters into has it's setbacks. It's that all consuming passion that keeps one going. When I had singing aspirations, someone told me that the worst part of that is that a singer has to sing even when they don't feel like it. Teaching is the same way. If one teaches, they have to do it even when they don't feel like it. They have to have that all consuming passion for teaching that gets them out of bed and into the classroom. I don't have that. My dad told me not long ago that if you can find a job you love and do it, then you'll never have to work for the rest of your life. It sounds corny, but he's right. If you like what you're doing, it's not really work. Another suggestion has been that I continue writing. Well not there again we have the same issue of writing even when I don't feel like it. regular Readers throughout the Hinkle Empire will note that Caesar has not always been about his job hosting this website. Motivation and inspiration is that key. Right now I spent more time watching reruns of "Dynasty" online than just about anything else. It has inspired some observations however, which I will share at another time. I've given you enough to read for now! Monday, May 17, 2010 I am one of the many right thinking Americans who voted for Barrack Obama, believing that he was going to be the agent of "Change" only to find he's pretty much like every other politician out there. Take this oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico;What has Obama done to stop the leak? NOTHING! He was on TV a couple days go complaining about "the Blame game" that BP, Haliburton and the rest are playing. Did he offer a solution? No, of course not! He's a good complainer. We all saw that during the campaign. We continue to see him complaining and not working on the problems that are a threat to this country. Anyone can complain about this situation, the Network News anchors have that job covered, and they are very good at the job here lately. The alleged comedians that pretend to be journalists are backing them up too, even though they aren't very funny while they do it. It's hard to make 5000 barrels leaking into the ocean every day into a joke. For President Obama the time for talking has long passed, and it's time for action. The oil is supposedly going to be carried by a current into the Atlantic Ocean, which sounds kind of semi-seriously wrong. What is Obama doing? NOTHING! If W had been this lax during Hurricane Katrina, the media would have blistered him worse then they did, hard as that would be to imagine. For quite some time, I've forgotten why I voted for Obama, and I think he did too! I didn't vote for Obamacare, empty words, and politics as usual, but that's what I got! Tuesday, May 11, 2010 John Lennon once said "Life is what happens while you're making other plans" or some such thing. Death can be that way too. One of my high school classmates died. Some say that Todd, the classmate, died too young. That may be true, but then to me so did Grandad. The truth is that the real tragedy was that he had a wife and 4 kids who miss him very much. Todd's passing will impact their lives for a good while. Todd had cancer, so it's good his suffering is ended. Still his family would rather he had been delivered through it rather than by it, but that's life. I guess we have to trust that God knows what he's doing. So it looks like I got a funeral to go to. Before that, there will be a family reunion of sorts as my Aunt and Uncle from Texas will be in Highmore to see Grandma. They are en route today, and will be visiting tomorrow and leaving Thursday, jut in time for the funeral I gotta go to. so it appears that I'll be leaving Kornfield county sometime tomorrow for Hyde County. I had planned to go to Summer Worship tomorrow night, but that's life! Friday, May 07, 2010 It would appear that I'm not as dumb as I've been led to believe. The fourth of the four classes I took this spring, ENG 275, has just reported that I got an A in that class. That was quite a shock to my system. God has indeed been watching out for me. And so, as for what happens next, who knows. I'm too tired to think that far ahead. I'll just take a nap by that proverbial fork in the road and make a decision later on. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 ![]() It's a sunny day in mid spring, too nice to be indoors, so I went outside to read this year's issue of "Prairie Winds" a magazine that used to be part of the Tumbleweed, The yearbook of DWU which has since been discontinued. The poem on page 5 is my favorite,not because my former editor Brandy wrote it, but because it's amazing! Colin Duffy took this photo, and then gave me a copy. Colin is going to China this summer and if he lives through that, he will be working in Omaha for Wells Fargo, the official bank of the Jerry Hinkle Program. I saw "Nightmare on Elm Street" last night. For a remake it wasn't so bad. There was none of the gratuitous nudity and sex that was in the original movie. This is the 9th film with the character of Freddy Kruger. Every time they kill him he comes back. So how do you kill Freddy? I figured it out 20 years ago. Don't go to those movies and Freddy will go away. This trick worked with Pauly Shore, and Tom Green, so no reason it won't get rid of Freddy. Let's try that with Shrek while we're at it! I bought my first Jessica Simpson CD, "Irresistible". Let's just say that it doesn't live up to the name. The tunes are catchy, but Jessica lacks a certain vocal ability. I guess she looks better than she sounds. Tuesday, May 04, 2010 With 3 of the 4 courses that I, your courageous dynamic Host took in the Spring Term at DWU reporting, it would appear that the graduation ceremony is legal and binding. In History, I got a 93.1 In Political Thought, a class that I slept through a lot and did some of my poorest writing in after my former Phreno editor, Brandy left the class, I got a 90.1 My religion class was my biggest shock. and at 96.9, my best grade this spring. At this time I was unable to access the grade report for the Journalism class. My guess is that it is the lowest of the 4, but then I thought I was going to fail the religion class as well, so we'll see. It doesn't matter though, i have the required credits, and upper level credits to graduate, so it's all good! When I was growing up in the 70's Proctor and Gamble (P&G) produced many of the bear necessities of life. Peanut butter, cooking oil, detergent, and many other laundry and soap products. they even produced the first Soap Opera, "The Guiding Light". That Soap Opera, and the others that P&G produced promoted those products, and made loyal customers of homemakers like my Granny, Bergit Hinkle, who had Ivory Soap in the bathroom; Ivory liquid by the kitchen sink; Tide, Cheer and Clorox in the laundry room; and she was one of the choosy mother's who chose Jif to feed her grandchildren when they came over. "As The World Turns" will end it's run, and with it the era of almost 74 years of P&G Soap Operas on radio and television. Sleazy talk shows and cheesy game shows are taking the place of what has become known as the Daytime Drama. Interestingly enough, on May 1, as I was graduating from DWU, veteran actress Helen Wagner, who played on both The first and the last P&G Soap Operas Died at age 91. It's sad that we will never see her on TV again, even her worst storyline was better than anything Springer, Oprah or that pant load, Dr. Phil, dreamed up. So long Helen! We on this World will miss you as Nancy! I hope you are in a better "World" that will never be cancelled! Monday, May 03, 2010 It's been a good while since I last exercised my hosting duties here! A lot has happened. After tending to a lot of last minute details, I have graduated from DWU. Final Grades will be posted tomorrow, so that will make it official. The only way I could not graduate is if I failed my Religion class and 2 of the 3 other classes that i took in the Spring. It has been quite a 3 year adventure. I had to get used to the big city lifestyle, and the students faculty and staff at DWU had to get used to me. I will miss many of the people at DWU. Some may even miss me. It was nice having most of my family right there along with me. My Grandma, Agnes Hahn, was not feeling well enough to travel down to Mitchell, and was worried she'd be in the way. She turned 92 yesterday. I called her last night, and she sounds just as strong as ever. So now, I close the door to on one chapter of my life 2 other doors and a window are opening up. We'll see how things pan out. Wednesday, March 17, 2010 As predicted, the new car got a little bit dirty going through the Holabird Grade. Darrel checked the car over very well and changed the oil. Here is the first video o my new car! Tuesday, March 16, 2010 Yesterday was rather exasperating. I left Mitchell and headed to Highmore, where I met my parents for some heavy duty car shopping. We went to Chamberlain to look at a red Park Avenue. It looked good on the Internet, but didn't quite come up to expectations. The green Park Avenue beside it, while not exactly the most attractive of autos, ran well, the heater worked, and it had a CD player. The asking price, was $5850, but clever haggling got the price down to $4750, a full tank of gas, and a 3 month/3000 mile warranty. After arriving at the Ponderosa, Darrel changed the oil, because we discovered it was at 13%. I'm still spring breaking it, but have to go back to Kornfield County to get some stuff done. Saturday, March 13, 2010 I found this on craigslist! any thoughts? http://csd.craigslist.org/cto/1639494477.html Spring Break began for DWU at 3pm yesterday Some students are making it a working vacation. This weekend and next the DWU Theatre is performing "The Glass Menagerie." I'll be going to that after work on Sunday, although I may show up late. My parents are back from their trip to Israel. No more postcards for a while. I'll bet they will have a lot of stories to tell on that. I will be going to Holabird to look for a new car and get some carry-on luggage. I was in a car wreck and have been using my mother's car. The carry-on luggage I need for the MCC trip to Atlanta next month. Sunday, March 07, 2010 We have had a couple of busy days traveling. This morning we watched the sunrise over the sea of Galilee and then drove south. we are now at the dead sea and will float tomorrow and then head out to Jerusalem. We are all fine and the weather is beautiful and hope you are also. Having fun and eating good food. We've had long days so usually in bed by 9pm. Take care. The Three Sisters. Saturday, March 06, 2010 I have not been a very good host, as it appears that i have not kept the audience updated. I found the old black JTV camera a day or so after I bought the new one. It really doesn't matter since I have hardly used either of them. We are now at the Dead Sea. We went to 3 archaeological digs today. Tomorrow we go to the\Mt. of Olives and Garden of Gethsemane. Weather is warm. We do a lot of hiking. Then on to Jerusalem. Monday to Bethlehem. Love, Mom Thursday, March 04, 2010 We arrived safely in Greece on Monday and have been touring since. We are now in Israel at the Sea of Galilee. We have been to Nazareth, Cana, Capernaum, and the River Jordan. We took a boat across the Sea and had fish on the shore. We are having a great time. We are kept really busy. Tonight we are going to Tiberius to see the night life...from8 to 9 pm. It's probably all we can take. Hope all is well at home. Love, The Three Goehring Sisters.Shalom!! ![]() |
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