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Wednesday, January 30, 2008
 
Berlin Checks In
All of us here at the Holabird Advocate were choked up and thrilled to see that Ambassador Clemens Kurek logged on to our little Newsblog to fill the Hinkle Empire map with another spot of red. On top of his duties as Ambassador, Clemens is a student at a prestigious University in Berlin, and has little time for dilly dallying and foolishness.
And while it appears that we've lost our Seoul, It also appears that we've gained Berlin, Australia, and Indonesia.
Publisher Seizes the Night
A wise man once advised Jerry Hinkle to seize the day, for someday he'll be worm food. On that cheerful note we report that Jerry went to the second night of auditions for "The Diary of Anne Frank" at the Pepsi Cola Theatre. There was a lot of top notch talent there, among them was Jerry's good buddy, who he calls "Texas". Unfortunately, Jerry didn't get to read with her, but he did get to hold her hand. It was at that point in time that he started to think he chose the wrong week to give up the pig like behavior. Being around Texas also brought on several fits of the giggles, which was not exactly the mood one goes for when producing a play of this nature. There were many different acting exercises used at the audition to not only relax tension, but to bring it back at the right moment as well. Jerry has cause to believe that if director, Dan Miller, achieves what he sets out to do with this production, it will be an incredibly moving experience for any and all audience members.
North of 40:Things you should never do alone
by Red Green
Go to a boat show.
Attend happy hour.
Try a home barber kit.
Talk to the arresting officer.
Spend time with your in-laws.
Anything on your honeymoon.





Tuesday, January 29, 2008
 
Hinkle Empire is Worldwide
Last week,it was declared that the Hinkle Empire is the exact opposite of Colonial England. It IS Representation without Taxation. But recently we've found something in common with the Brits. The Sun will not set on the Hinkle Empire, at least not right away. We're seeing quite a little more Red on the map these days. There is a lot of empty space between Korea and Hungary, however. We'll take care of that in good time.
Publisher Gets Callback
Meanwhile, back in the real world, Dan Miller asked Jerry Hinkle to come back to the auditions for "Anne Frank" tonight at 7pm to help read through with the ladies. Jerry is cautiously optomistic about a possible role in this show. Of course, last night he was the only guy there. There was another DWU student present that Jerry didn't know, and three Junior High girls as well, each of which could be THE Anne Frank.
As it happens, Jerry doesn't have to help out at the Methodist Church Pancake Feed because it is next Tuesday. That's right, next week is Mardi Gras, and Shrove Tuesday. Jerry has an extra week before he has to give up the pig like behavior. He's decided to beat the Lenten rush and give it up now anyway. Anyone wanna take a bet on how this'll go?
Fraudulent Fundraisers Exploiting America's Veterans
Submitted by Marla McGeorge
Have you received one of those letters in the mail—asking you to send money to help wounded veterans from Iraq and Afghanistan?
If so, I hope you ignored it—not because I do not care about our troops, but because I do. It turns out that at least two of these charities are run by people who would rather line their own pockets than help veterans.
One charity is called Help Hospitalized Veterans. The Washington Post reports that this outfit spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on personal expenses for Roger Chapin, who manages the charity. Richard Viguerie, "to whom the charity has awarded millions in fundraising-consulting contracts," also reportedly used contributions to pay for personal expenses.
What kind of expenses? At least $340,000 in meals, hotels, and entertainment. And Mike Lynch, the executive director, received a loan of $135,000 for a divorce settlement for his ex-wife. Donations also paid for trips to Hawaii, country club memberships, and a million-dollar loan to Viguerie for a start-up initiative at his company. That does not even count the half-a-million-dollar yearly salary Chapin paid himself and his wife!
The second charity, the Coalition to Support America's Heroes, raised in excess of $168 million from 2004 to 2006. How much did America's heroes actually get? One-quarter. The rest went to direct-mail fundraising, salaries, and other expenses.
These abuses—both of the people who donated the money and the veterans the funds were supposed to benefit—were so serious that Congress decided to investigate. Retired Army General Tommy Franks, who had lent his name to Coalition to Support America's Heroes, stopped doing so when he found out how little money was actually helping the veterans.
Last week Congress condemned Chapin for what they called "an intolerable fraud"—squandering money intended for wounded warriors. When asked what would happen if the public found out, Chapin answered, "We'd be out of business." Let's hope so!
The military charity scandals illustrate why good character is so important when we are choosing leaders—whether they are leaders of charities or leaders of government. The Old Testament reminds us that leaders are not to pervert justice or take bribes. They should fear God and hate dishonest gain.
All waste and fraud are wrong, but the squandering of money intended for our veterans truly makes me ill. These are the men and women who risked their lives to protect America. To exploit our veterans to enrich oneself is contemptible.
Shockingly, there are not any laws that require charities to tell donors how their contributions are used. This means that when appeals arrive in your mailbox, like those letters with the coin in the window or the dollar bill, watch out. I would take the money, give it to a deserving charity, and throw the letter away.
You can check on charities' records with a watchdog group—like the American Institute of Philanthropy. Or go to Wallwatchers.org for information on Christian charities.





Monday, January 28, 2008
 

"Anne Frank" Auditions This Week

DWU and the MACT will be holding auditions for "The Diary of Anne Frank at the Pepsi Cola Theatre in Beautiful Downtown Mitchell, not too far away from the World's Only Corn Palace. Jerry Hinkle can almost smell the goose grease from here at McGovern Hall. So is he going to audition? DUH! Even if he doesn't get a part, he knows that there is going to be some really good acting talent on display tonight and tomorrow night, starting at 7 pm Holabird Time, and he can't wait to see it. Of course there is the Shrove Tuesday Pancake Feed at the Methodist Church to consider tomorrow, but he can find time for both. He'll be taking his Ethics books to read on both nights as well. You know during the down time. Worst case scenario: he gets to work as an usher. Is there a down side? Actually, Jerry is hoping to get the part of the guy who yells, "They're in the attic!" Seriously though, there is going to be some top notch talent here, so don't anyone worry about getting tickets to see the show just yet.

January Thaws After Freeze

The much anticipated January thaw has come at last. After a week of below 0 temperatures, Mitchell saw a high of 47 degrees on Sunday afternoon. Any 5th grader can tell you that 47 is well above the thawing temperature of 32.1 degrees. How warm was it? Would you believe that Jerry Hinkle went to Koinonia last night without the benefit of his scarf and hat? People still knew it was him too!

The Pig Pen is Closing

by Jerry Hinkle

Once again I am learning more from outside the classroom. Last Wednesday night, I read John Stuart Mill's greatest proverb, which in English basically says "it's better to be an unsatisfied man than to be a satisfied pig."

The next afternoon, I go to the library and meet up with two friends, one male, the other female. One thing leads to another, and soon the male friend is requesting that I rate the top 5 women at DWU. I have had "Top Ten" lists of this nature before, so no problem, right? WRONG! The young lady excused herself from the table so the that he and I could continue this discussion. It was at that point in time that I heard Grandad's voice in the back of my mind saying, "If that gal didn't want to hear what you was talking about maybe you should've said nothing". How about that, even 18 months after he left us, Gramps makes more sense then anyone else alive.

Maybe it is time to put the porcine behavior behind me. Perhaps I need to rise from the mud and clean myself off and unlike Jack Nicholson's character in "As good As It Gets" do more than "want to be a better man" After all, I inherited the title, "Mr. Hinkle" from Grandad, and it's about time I started living up to the name. I'll never learn any younger!





Wednesday, January 23, 2008
 
Just Where is the Hinkle Empire
Jerry Hinkle likes to say that he's world famous in Holabird, and barely recognisable everywhere else. Just HOW famous Jerry is, or isn't, can be settled at last. Thanks to a new service that Jerry discovered on the blog of Ms. Rita Mosquita has shown us just who reads our little Newsblog. From Flasher, North Dakota down to San Antone from North Hollywood to Ireland, and points in between, we've seen quite a few hits. Jerry is slightly disappointed that Ambassador Kurek from Germany or the Hinkletons from Sonoma State are absent, but that will either change or it won't.
As far as the Hinkle Empire goes, we have a map of the world At the bottom of the Front Page. Everywhere that one sees red is part of that empire. It's just the opposite of Colonial England. The Hinkle Empire is representation without taxation. One could say that it is a state of mind. But as Red Green reminds us, "So is insanity".
Publisher a Quart Low
The Blood drive took a lot out of our courageous, dynamic Publisher. After a rigorous screening process, they gave Jerry Hinkle the thumbs up to donate not just one unit, but two. For those who don't know, Jerry has been visited by "The Maginnis Curse" of high blood pressure from time to time. Yesterday, his pressure was 142/80, which is borderline, but low enough for him to give two units of blood.
As fate would have it, the person who recruited Jerry to give blood donated at the same time. Jerry was just light headed to get a kick out of that. He also offered up to her his "air high 5", which was reciprocated. After Jerry was drained, he went to the juice and cookie table. Nobody appears shocked by that, so we'll continue. As he ate and drank happily, he noticed that his friend was having a little trouble. She kept going, like the trooper she is. As it happens, she and Jerry had Life and Teachings of Jesus together that afternoon. He was wondering if she was going to make it, but she did. It's said that someone who gives a unit of blood saves three lives. In her case, she may have risked hers. She is one brave little lady. In fact, Jerry told her that she is his hero, and he wants to be just like her. Well, miracles do happen!
North of 40:Outdoors is not in
by Red Green
A lot of you guys out there could probably benefit from my experience. That's a nice way of saying that in the River of Time, I'm a little farther up the creek than you. Now, I bet that you still think of yourself as that virile outdoorsy guy you were 20 years ago, but I'm here to tell you that is no longer the case. As the years have passed, Nature has been taking its course, but you haven't been keeping up with the curriculum. Heading out into the wilderness at your age is just asking for trouble. Remember how you used to grab the old knapsack before hiking up the mountain? Now you need to grab a nap in the sack before hiking up your pants. Was the last white water you were in from spilling your Bromo in the Jacuzzi? And when's the last time you saw your hiking boots? Heck, when's the last time you saw your feet? Forget the wilderness. Would you rather leave your home and spend the day in the remote wilderness like your forbearers? Or, would you spend the day at home with the remote and leave the wilderness for bears? Just settle into your Barcalounger, tune in to National Geographic and enjoy the natural disasters in total comfort. At our age, we don't need high adventure, we need high fiber. And, if you eat enough oat bran, you may get both.





Monday, January 21, 2008
 

Now You Know Everything!
For Those Who Think They Know Everything
Submitted by Joan Hansen
Obama comic submitted
by Lynette Goehring
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.


You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive From each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

Apples, not caffeine,are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first " Marlboro Man. "


Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!


PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!

The three most valuable brand names on earth:Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)


And the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)




 
A Case of Mistaken Identity
It would appear that at least two of the Goehring Girls look alike to some people. When One of Jerry Hinkle's co-workers at Pizza Hut saw Dianne Macek, she immediately thought it was his "Aunt Jo". Jerry should have been suspicious since Joan Hansen not only knew Jerry's cell phone number, but his address as well.
As it turns out, Dianne had reason to go into the Yankton area, and took her mother, Agnes Hahn, along to see Wilbur and Lynette Goehring. On the way back, they stopped in Mitchell to see Jerry, only to be disappointed when they couldn't find him. Most ladies are disappointed once they do find him, but that's another story for another time.
It's reported that Jo will be coming back home later this month with a neighbor of hers. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate wonder what interesting new material will result there, if any.
The Legend Continues
Doug Hinkle was quite the wrestler in his day. He was dedicated to the sport in a way that didn't allow him to take shortcuts. In his senior year at Highmore High School, Doug came back from an injury and surgery. He made it all the way to the state wrestling tournament in Watertown. he lost both matches right away, but he showed up.
That kind of determination showed up again in the Hinkle gene pool when Doug's son, Cade Hinkle, took first at the Wrestling Tournament in Highmore yesterday. Cade is a wiry little runt. In addition to wrestling, Cade also plays soccer, T-ball, and swims, though not at the same time.
South Dakota Songbook
"Daydream Believer"
by John Stewart (1939-2008)
Oh, I could hide neath the wings
Of the bluebird as she sings.
The six o'clock alarm would never ring.
Whoops its ringing and I rise,
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes.
My shaving razors cold and it stings.
Cheer up, sleepy jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
You once thought of me
As a white knight on a steed.
Now you know how happy I can be.
Oh, and our good times starts and end
Without dollar one to spend.
But how much, baby, do we really need.
Cheer up, sleepy jean.Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
What to Believe
by Jerry Hinkle
courageous dynamic Publisher
of the Holabird Advocate
Some time ago, I was talking to my good friend Colin Duffy when the subject of Iraq came up. I told him that I was so gullible that there is a part of me that still believes that there are WMDs hidden out there somewhere an they just haven't found them yet. Young Mr. Duffy had to agree. I am gullible, in fact, quite gullible.
I can't help it, there are some things I want to believe. I'd like to think that I'm not totally wasting time here in Mitchell. I'd like to believe that my recent placement on the Dean's list was not just a fluke. I'd also like to believe that I'm living up to my Grandad's legacy. After he died, I put his shoes on. The shoes that he bought for me, then decided they were too good for me. I wore them for a day or two, and then I wore them out. I had to throw them away. I failed to walk in his shoes. I suppose that's why I have my own shoes now.
But I still have his last name. And as long as I do, I suppose I'll have his simple faith. I'll believe what I want to, even if it sounds too incredible. Colin told me last Thursday night that he's going to film a documentary about me. I'll believe that when I see the cameras!





Saturday, January 19, 2008
 
Extra! Extra! Read All About It!
Publisher Misses Grandma
When Harold and Mary Hinkle talked to Jerry Hinkle this morning they neglected to mention that his aunt, Joan Hansen, would be in Mitchell with his grandmother, Agnes Hahn. It was only after going to work that he found out that they were in the area. We don't even know where they were and where they were headed. Hopefully someplace warm!
Chef Louie's Closed For Winter
Apparently the place with the best prime rib in town wasn't good enough for somebody. The place was ordered shut down for a week because of some minor health code violations. The owners of Chef Louie's have voluntarily closed their doors a little bit longer, as they will not be coming back until spring. When they do come back, our Publisher will be one of the first to try the place out.
Looks like March or June
June is the front runner for the South Dakota Primary Race on the Pollmaster General with 40% of the vote. In second place we have March at 27 % . April and February tied for 3rd at 13%, unlucky for some. Everyone else chose May. Some now, here's your chance to weigh in on this issue. "Should South Dakota switch to a March Primary?" Clearly 60% percent don't like June. But how many of those same 60% want the extra expense of a primary in March. This promises be an interesting poll!


Should South Dakota have their Presidential Primary in March?
Yes
No
Free polls from Pollhost.com




 
Two Weeks Down at DWU
It has been another busy week at Dakota Wesleyan for Jerry Hinkle. He's done a lot of reading, writing and even a little bit of arithmetic. Jerry had to read 3 chapters for Ethics and Public Policy after getting the book on Wednesday for his Thursday night class. He also read short stories for the Intro to Lit Class by authors like Amy Tan, Ernest Hemingway, and others. The math came in handy when it was discovered that Jerry had too much money in the form of grants and scholarships. He was given a refund check, which went to to his Wells Fargo account. They own his student loan, so they'll get the money anyhow.
Jerry was also volunteered to give blood at the blood drive next Tuesday. Actually he has drafted. A certain blond Criminal Justice Major from Brookings saw him at the Campus Center and said, "Jerry, come here and give blood!" Not wanting to be karate chopped Texas Ranger style, he went over right away and signed up.
Jerry also found out three things about DWU. There is a Dean, he has a list, and Jerry is on it. Dr Donald A. Watt is not only the Dean, he's the Vice President for Academic Affairs. He sent a letter of congratulations, saying it was his pleasure to announce his being named so as a result of his academic achievement in the previous semester. Of course, Jerry was not in this alone. He had a lot of help from his instructors, classmates, and because of the Readers and Hinkletons out there around the world who have invested your time and prayers on his behalf. Jerry wishes to share this blessing with you with his thanks, and he also wishes to thank God, the Father, who answered those prayers. Now lets see what next week brings.
Postcard From Home
by Mary Hinkle
Nothing much new going on around here. We poured calves on Monday. They were starting to get lousy. Sunday we went in to the benefit for the Huber girls. We didn't buy anything at the auction. Cade is wrestling. He has gone to 2 matches one in Presho and one in Gettysburg. He got second both times. That is about all the news. Love, Mom
South Dakota Songbook
"Love Me Tender"
words by Vera Matson
and Elvis Presley
"Denigrated" to the one person
in the world that I'll never hate
Love me tender,Love me sweet,
Never let me go.
You have made my life complete, (NOT a wreck)
And I love you so.
Love me tender,Love me true,
All my dreams fulfill.
For my darling I love you,
And I always will.
Love me tender,Love me long,
Take me to your heart.
For its there that I belong,
And well never part.
Love me tender,Love me dear,
Tell me you are mine.
Ill be yours through all the years,
Till the end of time.
(when at last my dreams come true
Darling this I know
Happiness will follow you
Everywhere you go).
North of 40: The door to chaos
by Red Green
My wife received an unusual and anonymous gift for Christmas -- a beautiful antique doorknob for our front door. I installed it on New Year's Eve so we could have a fresh start with a new doorknob -- it's way easier than keeping resolutions. By Jan. 2, my wife noticed that the lamp and wall sconces in our front hall looked pretty cheap compared to the new doorknob and, as luck would have it, more suitable lamps and wall sconces were on sale at our local furniture store. Once we got those in place, the hall was looking great, but the living room seemed kind of shabby by comparison. We have replaced almost all of the furniture and carpeting in the living room, dining room and throughout our whole house. I get an uneasy feeling every time I come home. That's because I have to go through our front door. I hate that doorknob -- the free gift that cost us a fortune. And, we have no idea who sent it to us.
I'm guessing it was the furniture store.





Monday, January 14, 2008
 


Ditty Bops Rerun

All of us here at the Holabird Advocate got nostalgic for the days when it only took two women to get Jerry Hinkle's attention instead of the 3 or 4 it seems to take today. To refresh your memory, that's Abby DeWald on your left and Jerry's right. And who could never forget that the young lady to Jerry's left, and your right is Amanda Barrett, complete with orange hair. Abby and Amanda make up the musical duo known as the Ditty Bops, or as Harold Hinkle used to call them, the Booty Pops. Our photo album at the bottom of the front page is replete with more images of them than you'd ever care to look at.
Another Door Opens
For some time now, Jerry Hinkle has been advised that he needs to make more friends of the male persuasion. On his way to see if the Ethics and Public Policy books were in yet (they weren't), Jerry ran into fellow Sophomore, Colin Duffy, at the McGovern Library. Young Mr. Duffy invited Jerry to sit down Half curious as to what was going on, he sat down! For just a moment, Jerry forgot all the cares and worries of everyday University life while the two discussed religion, politics,Wesleyan Idol, and even Jerry's favorite topic of conversation: himself. Colin is very astute, as well as polite. And he knows the art of a good handshake. He could even be a pretty good blogger, if he had the time.
South Dakota Songbook
"Voice of Truth"
By Casting Crowns
This is a song dedicated to anyone
whose ever felt overwhelmed by any
task that God gives them.
DO NOT BE AFRAID!
Oh what I would do to have
The kind of faith it takes
To climb out of this boat I'm in
Onto the crashing waves
To step out of my comfort zone
Into the realm of the unknown where Jesus is
And He's holding out His hand
But the waves are calling out my name
And they laugh at me
Reminding me of all the times
I've tried before and failed
The waves they keep on telling me
Time and time again. "Boy, you'll never win!"
"You'll never win!"
Chorus: But the voice of truth tells me a different story
The voice of truth says, "Do not be afraid!"
The voice of truth says, "This is for My glory"
Out of all the voices calling out to me
I will choose to listen and believe the voice of truth
Oh what I would do to have
The kind of strength it takes to stand before a giant
With just a sling and a stone
Surrounded by the sound of a thousand warriors
Shaking in their armor
Wishing they'd have had the strength to stand
But the giant's calling out my name And he laughs at me
Reminding me of all the times I've tried before and failed
The giant keeps on telling me
Time and time again. "Boy you'll never win!"
"You'll never win!"
But the stone was just the right size
To put the giant on the ground
And the waves they don't seem so high
From on top of them looking down
I will soar with the wings of eagles
When I stop and listen to the sound of Jesus
Singing over me
I will choose to listen and believe the voice of truth





Friday, January 11, 2008
 
Breeze Stops Blowing in Holabird
One of the drawbacks to being so far away from Holabird these days is that we don't hear about some events until way later. This is one of those times. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate were shocked and saddened at the passing of Wayne "Breezy" Peterson late last year. It was not until we saw his obituary in this week's edition of the Highmore Herald that we had heard of his death. Breezy was quite a guy, and he has been missed. We will carry his obituary later on in this edition of the Holabird Advocate.
One Week Down in DWU Spring Term
It's been quite a week for Jerry Hinkle. He has 6 classes to keep straight this term, each with their own unique challenges. The latest two are Ethics and Public Policy, on Thursday night at 7pm, and Fitness and Wellness on Friday morning at 9am, Jerry's earliest class.
Ethics and Public Policy has two textbooks, each of which are not in the bookstore, and may not be delivered until next Wednesday. Jerry has to have 3 chapters read by the next class time. Better start praying, Bub! Besides reading there will be many thought provoking issues brought up. Ethics, as course instructor, Dr. Simmons pointed out is not so much black and white, but a lot of it is a gray area. In other words, what's wrong for some people is perfectly alright for others, and the opposite can also be said. Later on the class will explore the history of voter fraud. That is a subject matter that Jerry can really sink his teeth into. It's only by learning from past mistakes that we can make the future brighter.
Fitness and Wellness is another animal altogether. It's a Physical Education course designed to help the student be healthier. Jerry needed a General Education course in this field of study, and the only classes available when he was were this and Social Dancing. Jerry made the right choice here.
The Life and Times of Wayne Peterson
Wayne Peterson, 78, of Highmore, died Sunday, December 30, 2007 at Countryside Hospice Room at St. Mary's Hospital in Pierre.
Mass of Christian Burial was held at 11:00a.m., Friday, January 4, 2008 at St. Mary's Catholic Church in Highmore. Burial was in Medicine Hill Cemetery, Harrold, SD. Visitations was held from 3:00 - 5:00p.m., Thursday, January 3, 2008 at Luze Funeral Home in Highmore with a prayer service at 7:00p.m. at the church.
Wayne Morris "Breezy" Peterson was born on May 4, 1929 at St. Mary’s Hospital in Pierre. He was the fifth son born to John and Vera (Krimball) Peterson. He spent his entire life on the family farm south of Holabird, SD, in the southwest corner of Hyde County. He attended eight years of grade school under the watchful eye of Miss Eleanor Fuller. He attended one year of high school at Highmore High School and he completed his education at the Short Ag Course at Brookings College in Brookings, SD. After finishing high school, he spent two years working on the farm with his parents before they moved to Harrold and he took over the operations of the farm.
He was united in marriage to Helen Marie Knippling of Gann Valley, SD, on June 5th, 1952. To this union 8 children were born, Kenneth Steven, Tom, Cheryl, Janet, Betty, Jim, Mary Alice, and Charlie Brown.
He was a John Deere dealer for 3 years in Highmore. He had the second John Deere 7520 to come off the assemble line in Waterloo, IA, and he was proud of it. He looked forward to the many hours he would spend with the 7520 pushing snow for the neighborhood, and he always drove into the yards with a smile on his face. He formed a welding company with Jim Kerr and their chutes and panels can be found across America.
He was an avid believer in America and especially farmer’s rights. He spent about five years in Washington, DC, as the spokes person for American Ag. He was elected as a representative to the SD legislature. He ran for the US Senate against George McGovern in 1980.
He was known for (and quite proud of) his enormous hands, pleasant personality, big heart, and hearty laugh. He always had a pot of coffee on and there were cookies whenever friends stopped over. He loved a brisk game of cards and could often be caught playing solitary.
He loved springtime and the new beginnings, the melting snow that would fill the dam and creeks to overflowing, the new calves, the spring flowers and green grass erupting, and the new crops in the fields. He also enjoyed the harvest time. That was a time when the neighbors all got together and went from farm to farm helping each other cut silage. There was lots of food, laughter, and story telling that will live on forever in the hearts of many.
Happy to have shared in his life were his wife Helen, son Tom (Kae) Peterson and children Kimberly and Wayne LT; daughter Cheryl (Fred) Schaefers and children Bella Schaefers and son Nick, Josie (Kevin) Ries and boys Kade, Kolby, and Zack, Maureen Schaefers and daughter Lily, Sam (Kelli) Schaefers and children Olivia and Noah, Paul Schaefers, Paivi (Patrick) Stone, and Jake Schaefers; daughter Janet (Rick) Martinmaas and children Jessie, Scott, and Joni Martinmaas; daughter Betty (Steve) Clark, Luke (Joanna) Peterson and children Kelli, Trevor, and Brady, and Danielle (Eric) High Bear; Jim (Tammy) Peterson and children Lacy, Kally, Bailey, Grady, and Shayney Peterson; and Charlie (Georgeen) Peterson, and son Chris and his child Gabriel. He had four brothers, Lester (Jean), Orville (Verona), Bob (Dorothy), and John (Alberta), many nieces and nephews, and a host of friends and neighbors.
He was preceded in death by his parents, John and Vera Peterson, brothers Lester and Orville Peterson, Sister-in-law Dorothy Peterson, daughter Janet, and two infant children.
Luze Funeral Home of Highmore was entrusted with his arrangements.
MEMORIALS ARE DIRECTED TO COUNTRYSIDE HOSPICE IN PIERRE.





Thursday, January 10, 2008
 
DWU Classes Continue
Tuesday was quite a day for Jerry Hinkle, as he was introduced to Literature in the Intro to Lit class at 9:30. There's a lot of reading and writing in this class. Including some in class and out of class reflection. Still, Jerry was looking to be challenged at DWU. And yet, somehow, he never thought things would be quite this challenging.
At 1pm, he had Life and Teachings of Jesus with Dr. Boyd Blumer. Wouldn't you know it, more reflection papers, and a big term paper at the end of class. A least Jerry doesn't have to do everything at once.
Tonight at 7 pm, Jerry has Ethics and Public Policy. He knows it won't be easy either, since it's a 320 class. At least it's only once a week, so he'll have ample time to do homework. Jerry has a class in the morning called Wellness and Life Fitness. If there was ever a class that Jerry could fail, this would be it. Of course, miracles do happen. Jerry's previous GPA proves that.
Sam the Bellhop Card Trick
Someone, and we can't remember who, sent us some video of this amazing card trick. We don't know how this Bill Malone character does this trick, but it is amazing. The story is pretty good too. Pay close attention to both the trick and the story, if you can! They're both pretty good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C96Hc1m7pRU
North of 40:A state of mind
by Red Green
I've heard it said that age is a state of mind. Well, so is insanity. Age is a state of body. Our minds can take advantage of arrested development, but our bodies remain at large, armed and dangerous, careening the getaway car headlong into old age and infirmity. In our society, if you're not young, you're old. You'd better get ready for it. Some day soon you'll be riding a bus, and that pretty young thing that you've been sneaking a peek at will get up and offer you her seat. You better take it, because when that happens, you're going to need one. Now don't go nuts and run out and buy a red Ferrari or something. If you truly need a car, make it something conservative and normal. A Ferrari is a mid-life crisis, what you need is a mid-life Chrysler. Embrace the autumn of your life. If you don't, you're riding for a fall





Monday, January 07, 2008
 
Extra! Extra! Read All About It!
Postcard From Home
by Mary Hinkle
We got home about 7:00 last night. We had a great time. We went to the beach and walked along the ocean on the beach by all the hotels that have been built along the shore. We got a mild sunburn and picked up shells. We did some shopping in the shops downtown. They are very different from our stores. They are small places along the street. Most have to bring stuff there each day and take stuff home at night. Along the beach there are folks carrying things for sale. They have hats, blankets, jewelry, kites, shells, sculptures, etc. and they all stop and try to sell you things. It is good to be home again. I washed clothes today. Tomorrow I will take down the Christmas tree and decorations




 
Christmas Is Over
Yesterday was the 12th day of Christmas, as well as the last lay of Christmas vacation for many DWU students, Jerry Hinkle among them. So did Jerry have a good Christmas? As the little Rascals would say, "AND HOW!". Not all 12 days were festive, He did have to work Christmas Eve. After that, Jerry did get up to the Ponderosa for a spell. He saw most of the kinfolks and all of that. But for Jerry the Christmas season closed a lot better than it opened.
Sunday, being not only the last day of Christmas, but also the first Sunday of the year, meant that it was time for Covenant Renewal, Something Jerry started on his own when he had communion just after midnight on New Years Day. Rev. Boyd Blumer was in charge of the service, while Pastor Hank Kor was on a mission to Haiti. Rev Blumer was assisted by Jerry good friend, Robbie Salmonson, who is a Senior at DWU, a gifted musician, and comes from a family that has as many ministers as Jerry's does ranchers ( sort of a family business). Robbie caught up to Jerry after the service to talk, since they hadn't seen each other since last year. Robbie also said that he and Jerry's old Clue-playing buddy, Vicki Swanson, got engaged over the break. This was no surprise, since he seldom saw one without the other. They both made an excellent choice. Given Robbie's family situation, as well as his standing in the Methodist Church, Jerry kept quiet about his usual, "$20 cheaper than any other minister" guarantee. He'll be lucky if he even gets invited. In case Vicki reads this, Professor Plum says "It's Miss Scarlett, in the Hall, with a Ring". The rest of us send the couple our most profound congratulations, as well as best wishes and prayers.
After a 4 hour shift at Pizza Hut, Jerry went to the Basketball game, just to see if there were any familiar faces around. Of course, Carol from the business office took tickets, but that was about it. That is until it was time to stand for the national anthem. instead of the recorded music, Jerry's good friend, and favorite songwriter, Ms. Amy Price sang the "Star Spangled Banner" without music, and did a great job at it, but then, that's what she does. Later on, at halftime, Jerry went to get his favorite Corn Palace treat, the Mississippi Mud Pie Ice Cream Sandwich. After giving up a dollar bill, and unwrapping the treat, he turned around and there again was Amy. She waved at him, so it only took Jerry 12-15 seconds to figure out what to do next. She told him that she hadn't done as much crocheting as she thought she would be doing over the break, but would help arrange for Jerry to get a pair of mittens with the approximate color of his scarf and hat.
Then it was back to the game. It was a hard fought contest. Jerry had no idea basketball was such a full contact sport at the Men's College level. The DWU Tigers won with a score of 103-73. On the way out, Jerry met up with Danielle, who has a last name, but he doesn't know it. She was in Classics of Christian Thought with Jerry last term and she also worked at Pizza Hut. Danielle wanted to talk to Jerry, but also had to leave with her friends. So Jerry walked with her, and found out they'd both be in World History tomorrow morning. That will be something to look forward to. Just remember, Bub, you're committed to Jesus now! The Boys at Sonoma State better remember that too, before they lead you astray!
DWU Spring Classes Start
No 8 am classes for Jerry Hinkle this term! This is good, because he's not a morning person. It's also bad, because find a parking space after 8:30 is catch as catch can at Hughes Hall. The walk up on those 3 flights of stairs to World History brought some memories back.
There are 31 students in the 10 am World History class, and Jerry didn't know 90% of them. One thing's for sure, without his good buddy, Dylan in the class, there's no use bringing up any cold pizza, and he wasn't there. Professor Flynn still remembered Jerry in a good way, which is unusual for Jerry, but welcome. This History class is a little different. The supplemental book in this course is "July 1914" It's about the cause/causes of World War I. If Jerry understands correctly, he has to write a 4 page essay on the book and answer the question "Who started the War?". Jerry hopes they are short pages. Somehow Professor Flynn doesn't come across as they guy who will accept "the dude that shot Franz Ferdinand!" written repeatedly for 4 pages. That will have to wait, however. Right now, we are assigned to read the chapters concerning the exploration of the New World. Prince Henry the Navigator, Magellan, and Columbus all figure in this somehow. Jerry will have it read thoroughly and reclaim his title as "King of History".
Jerry's 11 am class for Monday, Wednesday and Friday is Expository Writing. What is it? he doesn't know, but it sounds hard. If He understood the instructor correctly, Jerry believes he is to write a series of four 3-5 page papers as well as a great big 10 page Argumentative research paper. Not even Jerry likes to argue that much!
Jerry had dinner at Subway, since he has the day off work. He needed to sit and relax for a while. Jerry thinks that he may be over his head again , but then he thought the same when he started DWU back in the fall. That turned out better than fine. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate believe that Jerry can do the same here, if he stays on the Message.
Postcard From Arizona
by Mavis Kennedy
Jerry, I just read your blog, and as usual, I do enjoy the messages very much. I am also enjoying the company we had. Kelvin and Donna were here for four days. they left this afternoon however. So that made me sad. We had a great time while they were here, we didn't do that much, as Kelvin was recovering from his back surgery. He is doing great tho. We went to a patio sale or two, maybe six, really. Had lunch out at the casino, which is about 8 miles up the road. Went to old Mexico and got some eye meds and a couple other meds. Lunch on the US, side, at Wendy's. All is good here and the weather was fine till today, today is 63 and windy. Not that I am complaining, because it is still pretty nice. It was in the 70's and no wind, yesterday and a few days before. So I am glad you are back to school and doing So Good. Keep the chin up and head into your work, before you know it the year will be gone, and it will be good. I have all the faith in you and the studies you choose. Best always and a Happy New Year. Love Aunt Mavis
Mexican Travelers are Back in USA
This morning, the Home Office had received word that The Goehring Girls and their respective husbands arrived safely to Fridley, Minnesota at about 2:30 am Sunday Morning. They reportedly had a fun time. No word on when Harold and Mary Hinkle are due back at the Ponderosa, but they're both over 21 and they have their own money, so who are we to tell them to go home.





Friday, January 04, 2008
 
Publisher Is Finally Finalized

It took almost 2 hours, but Jerry Hinkle is "good to go" as they say for the Spring Term at DWU. The thing that really took the time was writing "Thank You" notes to all of the people that contributed to his scholarship last year. This included a couple letters for the community of Andover, South Dakota. If Jerry ever finds it on a map, he'd like to visit someday. They have a nice Methodist Church over there. They were so nice, they provided Jerry with some much needed money. Not just nice, but NICE! If any of you Readers out there know a Methodist from Andover, for goodness sake shake their hand! Especially if they are kin to Larry Lee Wall, the name on the Scholarship. Larry died about 50 years ago and his family, friends and church started the scholarship.

Just like last term, there was too much financial aid, until he visited the Campus Bookstore. Jerry is going to have fun figuring out which class he needs "the Edible Woman" for. Could be Literature, could be Nutrition (although that would be a stretch) or it could even be History with his old pal Professor Flynn. It'll also be fun figuring out which book is being used it Ethics and Public Policy. Other than that, no surprises.

There wasn't a whole lot of activity going on at the campus, but Jerry did see a few familiar faces. Some people actually remembered him too. That's usually always nice. The bookstore manager remembered his scarf as well.

At any rate, Jerry is ready to meet the new week head on. Will things be as good as last term? That remains to be seen. Things will be different, maybe even scary at first, but Jerry has the Message, and he will heed it.

Obama Takes Iowa

Illinois Senator Barrack Obama, who still sets off the spell check, has won the Democratic vote in the Iowa Caucus. This makes him the front runner at least until New Hampshire has their primary. Micheal Huckabee, The governor of Arkansas, has won the Republican Vote. Some, but not all of us, here at the Holabird Advocate still think Fred Thompson has the right stuff, and will go the distance. Of course that is 11 months away, and much can happen in that time. Perhaps if George Clooney could be his running mate!
Pollmaster General
Since we haven't done a poll since August, the Pollmaster General would like to know what you Readers think of the latest idea of moving the South Dakota Presidential Primary. it used to be in June, then February, now were back to June. Should we move it? Is so, when. Like before, in case there is no clear favorite, we'll have a run off!


When should South Dakota have their Presidential Primary?
February
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June
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Thursday, January 03, 2008
 

Iowa Caucus Tonight!
They say Iowa is where the tall corn grows. Lynette Goehring sent the Holabird Advcoate a rather timely picture of a cereal box that tells the story well. It is our understanding that the caucus starts at 6:30 pm tonight. Anyone who shows up afterwards, well, HARD CHEESE! No late admittance.
So just what is the Iowa Caucus? I asked this Question 4 years ago. The answer appears in another Holabird Advocate rerun later on in this edition. If you loved the Christmas rerun, you'll, well, like this one.
Publisher Has A Leak
No, Jerry Hinkle hasn't fallen under the Curse of Man. this is a leak in McGovern Hall. The pipes in the "B.C", as Em Ferris would say, are causing trouble with the downstairs neighbors. A plumber has been engaged, and will be here this afternoon. This means that Jerry may have to wait until Friday to finalize for the Spring Term at DWU, since he has to report for duty at the Hut at 5pm.
Good Night, Jerry Boy?
While Jerry Hinkle was looking for bargains at Walmart, he discovered several box sets of DVDs for many different television programs. One such program was "the Waltons". The second, third, fourth and fifth season box sets were each available for $20. Jerry decided, since he had $25 to spend foolishly, that he'd buy the fifth season. The one that starts out with John Boy starting the newspaper. Jerry feels a certain kinship with John Boy. Both grew up in the country, both had a poor, but honest raising, by a family that was rich in love. Of course, blogging is easier than running a newspaper. And after a while, John Boy gave up his newspaper to actually do something with his life. Maybe they're not so alike after all!
Another Holabird Advocate Rerun
Originally Blogcast on January 6, 2004
Notice how much has changed, and how much has not, in 4 years!
http://ponderosapost.blogspot.com/2004/01/vol-iii-issue-1d.html





Wednesday, January 02, 2008
 
New Year is COLD

When Jerry Hinkle started his car last night at the Hut, it almost didn't turn over. It was a bone chilling 2 degrees at the time. He did get it started, and got safely home afterwards. the weather is supposed to warm up tomorrow and Friday. In fact, it could get as high as 40 degrees. Get out the short sleeved shirts, Bub!

Today, Jerry has the day off work, but needs to get some ketchup and milk at the grocery store and then see what post-Christmas bargains they have at Walmart. Later on, Jerry has to get started on his finalization for the spring term at DWU. Classes start next Monday. Where did the time go?

When Strength is Needed

Submitted by Bonnie Ping

Words of wisdom from someone so young! God speaks to this little boy... You have to click on this site..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCdZwitrNoY

Logan , a 13 year old boy who lives on a ranch in a very small town in Nebraska, called radio station KSBJ 89.3 FM distraught because he had to take down a calf. His words have wisdom beyond his years. Since airing the audio of the phone call and now the making of the video clip,
it has taken on a life of its own.

Get Ready to Feel Old

Rita Sporrer Mosquita, who grew up in the Highmore area, posted a comparison between 1977 and 2007, and also some interesting factoids as well, on her own website "Rita's Ramblings". Rita, being an educator of some sort, has sure taught us a thing or two here. Read on and see if you agree:

http://ritas-ramblings.blogspot.com/2007/12/1977-versus-2007.html

North of 40:Husband-speak
by Red Green
Communication is great, but you have to be aware that there are things you should never say to your wife. Here are a few examples:
"This is all your fault."
"I think your sister's lost weight."
"What have you done to your hair?"
"Let's not do anything special on our anniversary."
"The company would never fire me."
"It seems like we've been married forever





Tuesday, January 01, 2008
 
The Holabird Advocate Starts 7th Volume

It was 6 years ago today that Jerry Hinkle premiered the first edition of the Holabird Advocate. Neither he, nor anyone else could have guessed that he would still be at it. The Newsblog has grown from just a creative outlet to an almost institutional status. There are people who, believe it or not, look forward to reading the Front Page everyday. We have changed with the times. We even allow other people to submit material in the interest of the First Amendment. It also helps our Publisher to have more study time when he needs it these days. We've seen 6 years of joy and laughter, and also heartache and tears. The one thing we have not seen is a reason to shut down the Holabird Advocate. Where there is darkness, we will shine the light of hope. Where there is wrong, we will try to make it right. Where there is a need, we will try to meet it.

Six years is the most time that Jerry Hinkle has devoted to any one thing. In this case, it's the Readership. The Readers, and Hinkletons, are what makes this Newsblog great. Without you, it couldn't happen. God has indeed blessed us all!

Starting the Year off Right

After washing dishes at the Hut for almost 7 hours, Jerry Hinkle managed to make it home before midnight. It's been really busy there the last few days, and tonight being Kids Night, it will be especially busy. Jerry wanted to start the year of with communion and prayer, so he got some sparkling "Jesus Juice" (It said "Welch's" on the label, however) and some bread and went to it. This Year of Re-dedication is going to be the best year yet. So far, 2008 is great!

Postcard from Mexico

Hi, all, Happy New Year!

We finally arrived in Mazatlan about 1130 pm Mazatlan time on Sat and got to the hotel about 0200 am after going through customs. We had dry, rotten, cheeseburgers two times on the way over. We had to turn around about halfway and return to Mpls because there was a problem with the plane. Once it landed, the plane could not take off again so that is why we returned to Mpls. We all got off and boarded a new plane and had to wait for a new captain to come and fly us to Mazatlan. Sunday we went to a time share presentation at El Cid and got a free buffet breakfast and sodas and margaritas. Then we walked along the shops and went to the Mega grocery store and bought breakfast supplies for the week. We went out to dinner at the La Casa Country where we started celebrating Ken's birthday. They had dancers there and a Mexican singer and the male waiters even danced. Today, we walked over to the golf course and Ken & Larry made reservations for golfing tomorrow. Then we walked down through more shops today and of course, exchanged money. We ate lunch at a sports bar along the strip, This afternoon we are going on a city tour that we got free (from presentation) and then to a New Years Eve dinner here at El Cid. Tomorrow the rest of us will go and people watch on the beach and then will have a free cocktail hour at the resort. Wed evening we got free tickets to go to the Mexican Fiesta. There are a lot of time share people down here. One guy offered us $100 US apiece to tour their resort plus free day's fishing but we turned them down. Us women get honked at a lot down here at the intersections..could it be our looks? Hope all's well there with you. We are having a great time and lots of fun but what happens in Mexico, stays in Mexico. Love from the Mexican Travelers




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