VOL. IV Issue 3V
SD Blogwatch Defunct? 'Fraid So!
The Blogging community in South Dakota lost a valuable service earlier this month. SD Blogwatch has been shut down. This was apparently a decision of the operator of the blog himself. Known only as "Watchman" and "Editor", he carried on in a courageous and dynamic pursuit for truth, wisdom and integrity. In a statement to the Holabird Advocate this afternoon he said in part, "Loved blogging about blogs but my position in the state just didn't allow me to identify myself. The anonymity thing just doesn't work with blogs and, given some of the concerns about fairness in the blogosphere-- legit concerns -- I decided after a week on the road for spring break that maybe it was time to waste my free time in other ways." It appears he is going to be gardening this spring. He further stated, "A day doesn't go by when there isn't something I want to say about the blogosphere. But I don't miss having to read Sibby daily or trying to figure out who Todd Epp wants to be this day (serious commentator or cut-up?). Besides, Jon Lauck is moving to D.C. and so I expect SDP to fall apart. God Bless You for your work." The Watchman claims that if the B.S. gets too thick, he'll come back. On that day, there will be an editorship at the Holabird Advocate waiting for him.
Federal Judges Rule Indiana's Display
of Ten Commandments Constitutional
by Allie Martin and Jenni Parker
of the Agape Press
A federal appeals court has upheld a display of the Ten Commandments as part of a historical exhibit in one Indiana government building. The Seventh U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that officials in Elkhart, Indiana, did not violate the establishment clause of the Constitution of the United States by displaying the biblical laws in the County Administration Building (Elkhart County). That display also includes nine historical documents and symbols, along with the flags of the United States and the State of Indiana. Mat Staver is president of Liberty Counsel, the legal group that represented the county in the case. He says the ruling is significant because the Elkhart County display is identical to the Ten Commandments display at the center of a case that is now under consideration by the justices of the Supreme Court in Washington, DC. "We will notify the United States Supreme Court of the recent ruling by the Federal Court of Appeals," Staver says, "and I think this Court of Appeals decision has good rationale, good reasoning, and sound logic that could be influential in the final outcome of the Kentucky Ten Commandments case currently pending before the Supreme Court."
Publisher's Notes
by Jerry Hinkle
To begin with, I want to say how sorry I was to here that Terri Schiavo died this morning. She just ran out of miracles, I guess. Miracles on Earth anyway. Let's hope that her husband and parents can make peace and put all this unpleasantness behind them now.

Just when I wonder what my poll question for the month should be, some issue heats right up. Because of the controversy in South Dakota concerning Wal-mart, April's poll question will be, "Are you a Wal-mart shopper?" Wal-mart's expansion in Aberdeen, Pierre, Rapid City, Sioux Falls and Yankton has had a lot of folks talking. I'd like to see what you, the Reader, think and feel about the whole flap.

Tomorrow we will begin the 40th Issue of the Holabird Advocate. I can't wait to see what we publish. That's it for March. See ya'll next month!

Valley Township Clerk-Treasurer Harold Hinkle has had to seek out an insurance company willing to put up a bond that would enable him to serve the township in his capacity. This is because a new state law requires that of township officials that write checks. It cost the township $100 for a $25,000 bond. If Harold does do something illegal, the township will cash in big time. Of course, Harold would be moved to the Gray Bar Hotel. Something he would not enjoy at all.

The Holabird Advocate Circulation Department has noticed that someone from the Springfield, Illinois State Journal-Register has been checking into the Holabird Advocate pretty steadily for sometime now. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate invite any and all of the staff at that great newspaper to contact us at their leisure to let us know what they like about the Newsblog. We are glad to know that they enjoy reading as often as they do, and are proud that they have chose to read our humble efforts.

Of the Agape Press
Christian activists are appealing to God and to Congress to save the life of Terri Schiavo, who because of a court-imposed order is preparing to enter her twelfth day without food and water. A bioethics analyst says, while it may be difficult for Terri's supporters to face, time may have run out for the 41-year-old Florida woman. Christian activists on the scene and across the country believe Congress can play a role in the ultimate outcome and should enforce its subpoena ordering that Terri be brought to Washington. Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch, tells Family News In Focus that Congress has the option to exercise some legal actions. "Congress still has this outstanding subpoena to Ms. Schiavo, and they were going to hold a hearing on the issue," Fitton points out. "And Judge Greer ignored the subpoena. Congress has it within its power to vote Judge Greer in contempt to enforce its own subpoena, and refer it to the Justice Department for action, and they haven't done that." Fitton believes the lawmakers on Capitol Hill are afraid to act. He says they appear to be wary of the "political blowback" that may result from any efforts they expend to save Terri Schiavo.

Against his wishes and better judgment, Jerry Hinkle left his 102 year old grandfather, E.E. Hinkle, all alone to fend for himself. He joined most of his mother's side of the family at Agnes Hahn's place for Easter dinner. We won't say that everyone ate too much, as it is a relative turn. We can tell you that Jerry really overdid it on the dessert furnished by Bonnie Nickleson. He ate 5 pieces of it, and he still doesn't know what was in it. If anyone tells Bonnie that she can't cook, she should send for Jerry and they should be sat upon by him.

E.E. was no slouch in the eating department. He managed to eat 6 bowls of pudding, 4 bowls of pineapple, and a whole Sour Cream Raisin Pie. Between feeding, he managed to talk to his daughter Mavis Kennedy. He didn't talk long as the phone was too loud. There's just no in between with that old boy. Mavis told her father that she and her husband, George Kennedy will be heading home in a couple weeks. It's getting too hot for George in Arizona.

Catherine Bachman (later shortened to Bach) was born in Warren, Ohio. But, she was reared (or should I should say raised) in Faith, South Dakota. Jessica Simpleton is trying to replace her, but the original is still the greatest. She has become one of the most reclusive actresses in the business. The fickle entertainment world has soon forgotten Ms. Bach. Even Bernie Hunhoff, the smartest man alive, had forgotten her. South Dakota Magazine Road Stories has pictures of such South Dakota beauties as January Jones and Cheryl Ladd, but nothing of Cousin Daisy. Mr. Hunhoff Has said that perhaps the good people of Faith should name part of their highway after the actress that put them on the map. May I suggest said highway have curves, maybe even a bridge that is out and needs jumping over. Until that day, how about somebody get a picture of the lovely Catherine Bach to Bernie Hunhoff right away.

It's official Brannifer is dead. Jennifer Aniston (no relation) filed divorce papers on husband Brad Pitt last Friday. Looks like this is the end for sure. Still no word on the cause of the breakup. Stories go from Jennifer's miscarriage to a possible affair with Angelina Jolie on Brad's part. Either way, it is a sad ending to what could've been a beautiful love story.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are another story altogether. With one child already, and another on the way, Denise has filed on Charlie, demanding full custody of the children and spousal support. Tongues are wagging about the cause of this breakup as well, mostly laying the blame on Charlie. Sheen's father, Martin Sheen has taken to defending his son.

Both couples have asked that they be given privacy during this very difficult time. YEAH RIGHT! Like that was gonna happen!

Last year, our Publisher was so excited about beginning his ministry that he neglected the birthday of his cousin Elizabeth. This year, he was right on time with his e-card, but forgot to remember his 1st anniversary as a Minister with the Universal Life Church. He found his certificate with the date of his ordination in his tax stuff over the weekend. We salute our Publisher at this time, if for no other reason than to cheese off that Susan chic from the Dirty Flower. Gotta give her something to rail about once in a while.

The Life and Times of Cameron Layne Cowan
Cameron Cowan, 27, of Highmore, died March 20, 2005, at her residence. A funeral Mass will be held at 10:30 a.m. Monday, March 28, at the Hyde County Memorial Auditorium in Highmore with the Rev. John Short officiating. Burial will be at St. Mary's Catholic Cemetery, under the direction of Luze Funeral Home of Highmore. Visitation will be 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday, March 27, at Luze Funeral Home. A prayer service will be held at 7 p.m. at St. Mary's Catholic Church in Highmore.

Cameron Layne Cowan was born on Nov. 17, 1977, to Michael S. and Cheryl M. (Hahn) Cowan. Until the age of two, she enjoyed being the only child in her large extended family and then the real fun began. On Jan. 30, 1980, she became the big sister to Calico Jayne Cowan. In early 1981, the family moved from just outside Highmore to nine miles south of Holabird, just in time for childhood adventures. Cam and Calico were inseparable. Playing with the family dog, Thomas; tormenting every baby calf born; and pretty much being raised by mother cats was their life on Chapelle Creek. School soon came into the picture and Cam found her niche as a student. She attended Pratt School from kindergarten through third grade and entered fourth grade in Highmore. During her grade school and high school days, her activities were many, as she thrived among crowds. There was no more fun than cattle shows, school plays or time spent with her large posse of friends and family. She attended college at the University of South Dakota. She declared many times that being a lifetime student might have been an option for her. While attending USD, she was a member of the Kappa Alpha Theta sorority, lived in their sorority house and spent days that she always cherished. In April 2000, just before her graduation from USD with her degree in psychology, the script for Cam's life was rewritten. She was diagnosed with Hodgkin's disease. The treatments were grueling and the real Cam Cowan stepped up. The next five years were spent in treatment, out of treatment and chasing life full speed. If you could go on a cruise, calve heifers, teach students at the Eagle Center, work horse sales, travel to the mountains or take your favorite kids camping while having cancer, that was Cam's agenda. Everyone was important enough to have a piece of her time. Survivors include her parents, Mike and Cheryl Cowan; her sister, Calico Jayne Cowan; her maternal grandmother, Elinor White; her goddaughter, Emma Jean Ohm; her godson, Patrick Andrew Aasby; and her border collie dog, Jake. And several friends. She was preceded in death by her Grandpa Art Cowan, Grandma Mary Cowan, Grandpa Bud Hahn, Grandpa Jake White, Uncle Pat and Aunt Elayne Cowan, Doug Cowan and Kimberly Cowan Churchill, as well as her first border collie dog, Thomas.

The national Weather Service has issued a Winter storm warning for the Black Hills area, of South Dakota and Wyoming. If all goes like they say, Wyoming rancher Rich Peterson may get some moisture out of this deal. To hear him tell the story, he and his neighbors sure do need it. This warning takes effect at midnight Thursday morning Holabird time, and runs until midnight Friday morning Holabird time. Any readers in this area are advised to stay as safe as you possibly can.

We've discovered a couple of mistakes in the Holabird Advocate. First, we were incorrect when we printed that Mary Hinkle was elected Clerk-Treasurer. It appears that Harold Hinkle was elected to that post. Mary will be doing all the work of that post, however. This is a system that worked for Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton, so it'll work for Harold too.

We also discovered that our Publishers late cousin, Cam Cowan, moved from Holabird to Highmore, and was a resident of our neighbor to the east at the time she died. We apologize for these mistakes and promise to do better in the future. Also, we have yet to find Cam's obituary, but will print that when it becomes available.
Terri Schiavo's Mother Asks For Prayer
Attorney Says Case In "God's Hands"
by Joni B. Hannigan, of Baptist Press
"Absolutely" relying on prayer while their daughter's life is apparently in the hands of lawmakers and judges, Mary Schindler told the Florida Baptist Witness March 22 she believes prayer can help. "We're still asking for prayer," Schindler said. "Right now it's the only thing I have." The fate of the 41-year-old disabled woman looked grim on the fifth day she was denied food and water-on the order of Florida Judge George W. Greer, who directed her feeding tube be unhooked Mar. 18. But despite a seemingly endless process of filing appeals and trying to provide judges with information relative to a very complicated case, David Gibbs III, the attorney for the Schindler family, told the Witness the case is "completely in God's hands." "We've watched God do many miracles to this point," Gibbs said. "I am putting my complete faith and trust in Him and I believe He's going to save Terri. "I just hope He does it quickly." Acting on Greer's orders, healthcare workers not only stopped delivering nutrition and hydration to Terri though a tube March 18, they also removed a balloon type device in her abdomen to which they hooked the tube twice a day for her to receive sustenance.

Cam Cowan of Holabird died Sunday morning after a long and hard-fought battle with cancer. She was one of the several cousins of Holabird Advocate Publisher, Jerry Hinkle. She will be missed by all of her family and friends who were inspired by her plucky courage. Some say that her passing was a blessing in disguise, but it still hurts those left behind. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate refuse to say that God took her. It was the devil that took her, but God took her home. We offer to her friends and family our sympathy and most heartfelt condolences at this time of their grief.

Cam's funeral will be at the Hyde County Memorial Auditorium on March 28 at 10:30. Her official obituary will be forthcoming.

Once again, the Valley Township Board of Supervisors met at the Ponderosa. Mary Hinkle has unanimously elected as Township Clerk-Treasurer. She will be doing the job of two men, which is not that big of an adjustment for her. Constable Jerry Hinkle asked for a $1000 grant to study the prairie dog problem in Valley Township. The motion died for lack of a second. Other issues discussed were weed control, township bonds, and high property taxes.

The Holabird Advocate is now storing 33 MB of G-mail. Not much new stuff. Perhaps the most interesting was a job offer that looks too good to be true. It seems that someone wants people to eat at McDonald's restaurants This individual is looking to pay for someone to eat there to the tune of from $10-$40. Our Publisher believes he is qualified for this position. Some may say he is over-qualified.

Holabird did get around two inches of snow. Most of which had melted away before sundown. Mavis Kennedy reports that the Peterson Ranch in Wyoming could use any bit of moisture it can get. Janice Peterson, Mavis's daughter, reports actually have dust blowing.

Once again, people are worried about small details in the Goehring get together in Mitchell. It seems that there has been some controversy as to where and what the group will have for breakfast. Jerry Hinkle isn't worried, as long as it's free. If you have to pay for it, he's going to hot foot it over to McDonalds and check out those griddle cakes that they advertise. Jerry owns a few shares in the McDonalds Restaurant company, and wouldn't mind sampling the breakfast menu, especially those McGriddles.

As for the rest of them, let them fight over Continental vs. Full English. As long as it's free, Jerry will say, "I'm Lovin' it".

We've been having a lot of fun here, but I'd like to say something seriously, if I might. There have been times that I have stepped out from behind the curtain that is my courageous, dynamic Publisher persona to ask you Readers a huge favor. This is one of those times. Like the other times that I have done this, I ask this not for myself, but for someone else.

It is for Terri Schiavo, the woman who had her feeding tube removed earlier today. They say she will stave to death, literally starve to death, in two weeks. I feel that, as a minister, and a Christian, I must ask you all to pray for her. Pray that the Lord will be with her at this time. That he will help ease her pain. Maybe even, if it is his will, to restore her to full health. We also must pray that God's will prevails in this situation. It may look like a lose-lose proposition, but I just know that the Heavenly Father is going to win the victory where she is concerned.

It should be noted that Mrs. Schiavo is not brain dead, or even brain damaged. She is in a vegetative state. There is a difference I'm told. I hope we all don't get judgmental where her husband is concerned. I'm sure he's struggled with this decision long and hard. I personally don't know why he wants to starve his wife to death, but I don't have to know. He will live with this decision, no matter how it plays out. Perhaps we could pray for him as well. We've done it before. We could make another miracle happen. Thank you in advance.

The Holabird Advocate, Like a lot of other websites, has installed a Google search engine. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate recommends that if any of you Readers have to search for something on the internet, you can use our Google engine. If you won't use ours, use someone else's Google search engine.

That great philosopher, Red Green says, "The difference between being involved and being committed is bacon and eggs. The chicken is involved and the pig is committed" Holabird Advocate Publisher Jerry Hinkle got involved with Mary Hinkle's plan for a Goehring get-together, hoping that fate would provide a way out. Today, Mary got on the phone at 8 this morning to get tickets to the "Prairie Home Companion" radio show. One hour and one minute later, she got the tickets. Then she proceeded to the computer to secure reservations at a fancy hotel. It cost $37.50/night for each room. Kinda putting on the Ritz, there. They'd better have a free Continental Breakfast with that unit. It's still cheaper than the Super 8.

And so now, Jerry is committed to going. A lot of folks say Jerry should have been committed a long time ago.

What I thought was going to be a pity party for John Stamos turned out to be just a pity. His new show, "Jake in Progress" made it's debut on ABC last night. This show, for better or worse, is up against Thursday night staples "Survivor" and "Joey". Maybe it'll beat Joey. What I saw of this show was good. In fact, it was better than the promos and previews showed. Quite honestly, I'm tired of that little girl telling "Jake" about what her dog Boo-boo eats. At least ABC Took Ozzy's daughter of the TV. Now she can only assault one of our senses with her singing instead of all 5 senses with her acting.

"Everybody Loves Raymond" has been giving it's audience a look back at it's favorite episodes of the past. Jerry Hinkle has been telling all of us here at the Holabird Advocate that his favorite episode of all time was the one where Robert does the drivers training act with Timmy, his ventriloquist dummy. The funniest dialogue, he claims is the following:

"Frank: It was in my blind spot!

Ray: A 20 car funeral procession, Pop!!!!!"

Oh my that is funny stuff. CBS has three chances to show that episode. We'll just have to see about that.

This season of "Raymond" got off to a good start, but it has become evident that the show has lost a little something over the years. There was talk of spinning of Brad Garret as Robert, but so far that's all it has been. Keep your fingers crossed!

VOL. IV Issue 3J

When the Hinkle family tried to get E.E. Hinkle a telephone that he could hear out of, they forgot what he was like to talk to on the phone. The old boy still prefers being in bed to sitting by the phone waiting for someone to call. This we could understand if he was married to Anna-Nicole Smith. In case you do call when E.E. is wide awake and with it, here are a few things you should know. First off, speak slowly and clearly. Don't shout (Oh boy! Don't do that!). Most importantly, don't change the subject. He like to talk out one issue at a time. He likes to talk about what he wants to talk about and precious little else. Don't ask too many questions. In fact, you'd be better off just to let him ask all the questions. If you remember all this, you'll do just fine.
AdSense Means Dollars to Some Bloggers
Google, the parent company of Blogger, our web site provider, has had a program called AdSense that we signed up for back in January. Today, our courageous, dynamic Publisher, Jerry Hinkle, finally got around to installing it. He read where some blogger made $350 in one month from the AdSense program. Those who cast their eyes to the bottom of the Front Page of the Holabird Advocate will see banner advertisement. Those who would like to know more details about this program should G-mail the Publisher.
Google has admonished our Publisher not to have himself or any form or friend of his to click those ads unless they want to use the product or service therein contained whereas. Therefore, we wish to tell all Readers not to click on an ad several times just to give us the commission, as you won't get a commission on our commission. As much as we'd like to, we can not pay anyone to read the Holabird Advocate.
Nick Nemec inquired if our Publisher makes any money if someone should use the Newsblog site to Google something. The answer is we don't know. Somebody should try it sometime. As for the ads, so far I don't think there will be a huge demand for those products and/or services. We'll just see how it goes from there.

The Holabird Church of Universal Life has a new project. While supplies last, they are offering handmade cat toys for $1.50. These are made by a prayer partner of Rev. Hinkle's who discovered by accident that her cat likes to play with it. This cat has entertained both her and her husband so much that she has decided to donate the proceeds of this discovery to the Ministry. All cat lovers are encouraged to get their order in. No mail deliveries will be entertained at this time as it could double the purchase price. Any web site willing to display a picture of this item for free would be appreciated.

VOL. IV Issue 3G
Miracle Phone Does the Job For E.E. Hinkle
E.E. Hinkle, Holabird's oldest citizen, was given a phone by Communication Services for the Deaf. It was hoped that he might be able to hear through this device. The phone is just a loner. E.E. Has to return it when he no longer needs it. A lady named Nancy brought it out. Mary and Jerry Hinkle helped her install it and get the old boy out of bed to try it out. E.E. Called his brother, Don Hinkle, in California, and daughter, Mavis Kennedy, in Arizona. It seemed to work pretty well for him. Nancy (she never did give her last name) suggested looking into a smoke detector that he can hear (in case Harold Hinkle broils stake in the house we reckon). Some of the 102 year old E.E.'s family members were not to anxious to get the State involved in the care and life of the oldest living Hinkle. It appears that, so far at least, things are going fine.
Christian Case Claims Conflict of Interest
Jim Brown, of the Agape Press
A federal appellate judge is being accused of a conflict of interest in a ruling against an Indiana woman who lost her teaching job at a United Methodist university for passing out Christian magazines in her classroom. A three-judge panel of the Indiana Court of Appeals recently overturned a jury verdict in favor of DePauw University education program coordinator Janis Price. The panel rejected the jury's finding that DePauw officials discriminated against the university employee by creating a hostile work environment and violating her free-speech rights. Even before the three-judge panel announced it was setting aside the jury's decision, the December 7 online edition of the DePauw newspaper was already reporting that her favorable verdict had been overturned. Price also notes that one of the panel members, Judge Terry Crone, is a DePauw alumnus, a fact she feels should have forced the jurist to recuse himself from the proceedings. And, she adds, "He also is well-acquainted with John Neighbors, who is the DePauw lawyer and a 1971 graduate of DePauw University." In light of the judge's influential role in the matter and in authoring the panel's ruling, Price feels his connections to the school and others involved with the case could be viewed as conflicts of interest. Price is filing an appeal with the Indiana Supreme Court.

It looks like Showtime's "Fat Actress" with Kirstie (rhymes with thirsty) Alley is ratings gold, or so they say. I can't see what the big deal is. The name of this show should be "Kirstie Alley's Pity Party". This is the worst reality show since "Big Brother". The producers of this travesty claim, "We are not laughing at her, we're laughing with her." That's just the problem. It's not funny, it's pathetic. This show is more pathetic in fact than Ms. Alley's ads for Pier One. I wish she'd take a long walk off a short pier as well. Had it not been for her stint on Star Trek II, she would have no visible acting range to speak of.

This show is either a cry for help or attention. Perhaps if we ignore her, she'll go away. Let's hope so. Ms. Alley has sited both John Goodman and Jason Alexander as examples of fat guys who have acting roles. I can't speak for Mr. Alexander, as I don't understand his appeal either. John Goodman, however has talent. Something Kirstie Alley is sorely lacking. That's why John Goodman doesn't need to throw himself a pity party. She's had a lot of built up, but I don't see this lasting more than one season, if that. Bulemics are protesting this show. Maybe because it may induce vomiting. I know I wanted to throw up. That's all I have to say about this.

"D.C. Resident" Dashcle to Visit South Dakota
Former Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle will return to the State of South Dakota next month. Mr. Daschle plans to hold receptions in Aberdeen, Sioux Falls, Rapid City and even on some American Indian reservation to thank supporters. He has also been invited to lecture at the Farber Forum at the University of South Dakota in Vermillion. Daschle, a three-term Senator who led the Democratic party in the Senate for 10 years, lost the nation's highest-profile Senate race in November to John Thune. Daschle has continued to live in the Washington area, with no plans to move back to South Dakota anytime soon. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate can understand that. As far as we know, his wife, Linda Dashcle, is still a lobbyist for Boeing, and must be taking over the payments on that $3 million house. Nice work, if you can get it.

Former Holabird residents, Smokey and Janet Kopecky, went down south to Pensacola, Florida to see their daughter, Michelle. Janet sent a picture of the three of them along with a gentleman named Jay. The group is holding an alligator, and Jay has the head. Michelle better not let him get away. Anybody that will handle a dangerous critter like that long enough to have a picture taken can do just about anything. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate salute you, Jay. The United States Marines could use a few more like you.

Ben Hanten of South Dakota 123 has been sending pictures of his European Vacation. So far, he's been in Germany (the southern part judging from the landscape) and Paris, France. He must be doing pretty well for himself to afford a fancy trip like that. Ben and his wife Katie Hunhoff Hanten will be away for a spell, but they'll be back with some stories to tell. Have fun kids, but don't eat the kartoffel zalat. It tastes the same coming up.

Once upon a time, there was a man....CAPTAIN 11-TODAY'S MAN OF THE FUTURE. Yes, it seems that it has been 50 years since those forces from the outer galaxies gave the kind, fair, and brave Dave Dedrick the power to control time, as well as the wisdom of Solomon and the strength of Atlas. That's the legend, here's the facts:

Dedrick and a man named Murruy Stewert were called to the office of the legendary Joe Floyd. He wanted a volunteer to check out this show kiddy cartoon show in Minneapolis. Neither volunteered, so a coin was tossed. The rest is Keloland history.

Captain 11 was an institution in itself for 41.5 years until Dave Dedrick retired in December of 1996. At the end of the show, Dave, as the Captain, said to his audience, "Mind Mom and Dad. Eat everything they tell you to eat. And say your prayers before you go to bed. The ACLU, I'm sure, tried to stop him from saying that, but they never did.

I never got to be on the Captain 11 show. Sioux Falls, back then, was like the other side of the world to my family and me. I bought Dave Dedrick's book. I liked it so much that I bought it again, just to have him autograph it. That copy of the book has sealed in plastic and hidden away and will remain so until the next Captain 11 is chosen. I even got my picture taken with him when he came to Highmore for the Old Settlers Day parade. As it says in the last page of that book, "My cup runneth over".

I was able to see the Captain 11 set at the Cultural Heritage Center in Pierre. When I arrived, there were two other people sitting on the bleachers watching the video of the last episode of the show. They were a married couple. The husband was completely unemotional, the wife wept openly. When the video rewound on the loop, I said to him, "You're not from here are you, Sir." he said, "No, I'm from Salt Lake City" The wife said that she had indeed grown up in Keloland. I knew that I knew that because he reacted as I did at the close of the show when the Captain blasted off to return to the outer galaxies where he came from.

One thing that I have learned from knowing Dave Dedrick, albeit in a limited way, is that as he put it, " A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child". May we all learn that from you, Dave, wherever you are. In the words of Bob Dylan, "May you build a ladder to the stars, and climb on every rung. And may you stay forever young."

After nearly 25 years in the artistry of decoupage, with a specialty in Graduation plaques, Mary Hinkle has now quit the business. She will be devoting her time in other pursuits. She may take on special projects in the future, but for now she considers herself retired, relieved, and rejoicing. Mary has retired just as her husband Harold Hinkle has come out of retirement from farming to raise asparagus. She retired more for him than for herself, as he complained that they could never get away from home because of her decoupage. Looks like they will both have to hoe around in the garden ( OOPS- we meant on the farm) for a while.

Well, you can change the name of the Crop Show, but you still can't change what people call it This years Crop Show was not exactly as big as years past, but still good. Holabird Advocate Publisher, Jerry Hinkle, managed to get his hands on some pretty good free stuff. The Avon Representative was very insistent that Jerry take a free catalogue, as well as their Men's catalogue. As for the line for free pancakes, there wasn't one when Jerry got there. In fact, he had 5 plates to choose from. The pancake crowd was done 10 minutes early, as it happens.

Even though Jerry credits prayer and garlic salt for giving him lower blood pressure, there was little evidence of that. Larry and Bonnie Nickleson looked on in shock as his pressure read 172/111. Looks like he needs more prayer and less garlic salt. Of course, he could have stopped sampling the free sausages from Kolda's, and the free kuchen from the Eureka Bakery a little sooner while he was at it.

There was also a Book Sale in Highmore. Jerry picked up a copy of "Old Age is Not For Sissies" by Art Linkletter. He intends to give it as a gag gift to his grandfather, E.E. Hinkle, on his 103rd birthday, providing he lives that long.

Jerry picked up some information on Venture Communications satellite dish service for his father, Harold Hinkle. Jerry, but not Harold, was shocked to see that there was a porn package. Needless to say, he was shocked. "No wonder they changed their name from Sully Buttes to Venture!" our Publisher exclaimed. "I had no idea that kind of filth was sold locally." He was further shocked that it was allowed to be pumped into living rooms in Holabird as well. Times sure are changing, and fast.

After reading in South Dakota Magazine, that people are moving into South Dakota in droves to take advantage of the low taxes for millionaires, I was inspired to make Holabird a playpen for the filthy rich (as long as they got money, their person hygiene doesn't interest me). Some are concerned that this could lead to chaos. After all, your affluent classes are known to be difficult to please, and they are notoriously bad neighbors. Do we really want to turn Holabird into a glorified trailer park? Satellite dishes hanging here there and everywhere. Electric generators humming along and running exhaust into the pure clean Holabird air. All that noise.

To all this, I say "You bet! Bring it on!" Sioux Falls wants an Event Center. That thing is gonna cost $80-100 Million. If Holabird had all those rich people packed in like sardines, there'll be an event. We could sell tickets! Poor folks love to look watch rich folks interact. Paris Hilton proved that years ago. So we got rich folks bringing money in, poor folks bringing money in. Where is the downside? So all you rich trailer trash types come on up to Holabird. We're waiting for ya!

Our courageous, dynamic Publisher, Jerry Hinkle is old enough (or should we say young enough) to remember when Mr. Epp begged for money on Public TV. Jerry is glad to know that thanks to Mr. Epp, he can be assured that he's not the oldest blogger in the world. While looking through Todd Epp's blog, Jerry discovered that he is a lawyer now. Who says Public TV doesn't prepare you for the real world? Being a South Dakota Democrat should have prepared him for disappointment as well. Jerry also remembers when both he and Mr. Hildebrand were both a lot younger and would have little chats at the State Fair about ethanol (which they called gasohol back then). Jerry doesn't know either one of these fellas, but they seems nice. They deserved better from Keloland, but then you can't be a winner every time.

One of the things Keloland reported was that the FEC is looking at regulating political blogs. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate hope that doesn't happen. We enjoy reading both the right wing and left wing blogs. They are all very informative, and at times funny. We love free speech, and as long as we don't have to pay to read them, we hope blogs are here to stay.

As Red Green says, "Women garden, men farm". Well, 70 year old Harold Hinkle was supposed to have retired from the farming life, but he's coming back, albeit on a smaller scale. He has planted one crop so far. That crop being asparagus. No word on how much he planted. We are not sure it is going to be a cash crop, but who knows. Anyone who wants asparagus, but doesn't want to pay those big city prices for asparagus may want to look Harold up long about harvest time. Just don't mention we sent you or he'll charge you double.

The name has changed, but that which All of us here at the Holabird Advocate call that Crop Show will take place tomorrow. Even though the Legislative session is over, none of the District 23 lawmakers are scheduled to show up for a Cracker Barrel as they usually do, or should we say did. Are they hiding something? Holabird Advocate Publisher Jerry Hinkle won't be hiding his love for free pancakes tomorrow. Be sure to let him know how much you like (or don't like) the Holabird Advocate. Don't hate him because he's famous.

It came in the mail today. The current issue of South Dakota Magazine. OH! Oh the ecstasy. That new issue feel, that new issue smell. AH! (Excuse me there, but you never know when Bernie Hunhoff or Ben Hanten may be reading) Anyhow, there was an interesting little article about the number of people who move into South Dakota with their camper or RV to get their license, and register to vote. That inspired my latest idea. Urban renewal for Holabird! I mean after all, if you gotta live in South Dakota, why not complete your heavenly journey right here. There is plenty of room to park. You can get reasonable rental rates. And gas is at a very cheap $2.07. The best part is, if you don't like the neighborhood, you can move until you find neighbors you like. Now, there is that pesky Hyde County Zoning Board. But hey! I won't tell them where you live if you don't. Of course you can stay as long as you like. I'd prefer that you stayed until the election when I realize my destiny and become Mayor of Holabird (my sister-in-law is already the Dogcatcher). Better hurry before all the good spots get taken. I'll be right here waiting. And remember the motto of the Holabird Chamber of Commerce. "We like Holabird just the way it is. If you want to improve it, move away".

All of the voting residents of Valley Township, except for the Zilverbergs, were gathered at the Ponderosa today to see what could be done to keep things organized for another year. Jerry Hinkle kept his 102 year old grandfather, E.E. Hinkle, awake all afternoon in case his vote was needed. Long story short, it wasn't. Exactly what happened at the meeting has not been released to the Holabird Advocate, but it looks like the threat of getting disorganized is passed for at least another year.

One theory is that Mary Hinkle could become both Treasurer and Clerk of the township, since she isn't doing anything else these days anyway. One thing is for sure. If she gets on the board, all those foul mouthed men will have to watch their language.

Well, it's official. Brittany Hinkle is now a true Hinkle. Just like her parents, grandparents and both of her Uncles, she needs glasses. According to Brit's father, Darrel Hinkle, she has a lazy eye. The other eye is over compensating, hence the need for glasses. Brit may have a lazy eye, but that's the only part of her uncle, Jerry Hinkle, that isn't lazy.

Her eye exam was made necessary because of her involvement with the BB gun team. If you thought she shot good before, just wait.

The G-Mail account of the Holabird Advocate is officially 3% full. There is 30 MB of messages stored with room for 970 MB more. It seems that a lot of the new material has to do with home mortgages. Do you know our courageous, dynamic Publisher could get financing to buy a $380,000 house for just $500/month. Too bad he can't find a $380,000 house in Holabird.

He also has won a South African lottery, and he didn't even enter. He can't collect the prize, however. They expect him to pay them to take the money rather than deducting the expenses. "Who needs the aggravation!", he quipped. Maybe someone closer to the lottery office has the second place lot.