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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Tuesday, March 08, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 3F Publisher Gets Message From "Outer Galaxies" Captain 11 himself sent G-mail to Holabird Advocate Publisher Jerry Hinkle. It seems that he read the did words he had for the man who controls time. Most of what was written will stay "off the record" as it was of a personal nature. Still, it is an event we wanted to share with you the Reader. Jerry wishes to thank both the Captain and Doug Lund for making that possible. E.E. Hinkle to Get New Phone Tomorrow Sometime Wednesday afternoon, 102 year old E.E. Hinkle will have a new telephone. It is said that this is a special phone that he will be able to hear those who call him. Even those most of us here at the Holabird Advocate are skeptical, we are praying that the "Overflow" in the Hinkle family continues. This device, if it works will be a miracle indeed. Harold Hinkle Has Plan to Fight Fuel Prices: Stay Home and Watch Satellite Television Only 5 years into the 21st century and Harold Hinkle has decided to join it. Yes, he is seriously considering the purchase of a satellite dish. That way instead of driving somewhere else to entertain himself, he can watch TV. So instead of Sioux Falls, it's Sanford and Son. Instead of Brookings, it's Bonanza. Instead of going to Texas to see Bob Taylor, he'll go to Mayberry to see Andy Taylor. He doesn't even have any of his asparagus planted yet. We'll see if this plan does actually comes into being.
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