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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Thursday, March 17, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 3M Holabird Braced For Last Winter Blizzard Holabird Advocate Meteoroligist, Storm Chaser has forecast a Winter storm for the Holabird area. We could get from 2-8 inches of snow in this storm. E.E. Hinkle was so concerned about this system that he thought someone should go to town and get milk and eggs to have on hand. As it happens the Hinkle family has 3 gallons of milk and a few dozen eggs already. Hopefully that will see them through. The blizzard is starting up as we go to press. Vacation Issues Crop Up It is a long time off, but there have been a few little details in the Goehring get together in May. It seems that Phyllis Ehlers is concern with sleeping arrangements. More specifically, if they have to sleep 5 to a bed like they did in Ozark Lake, Missouri. She also wants to know if bathing suits would be advisable ( Jerry Hinkle's French cut bikini is still in the shop). Meanwhile in Iowa, Ken and Joan Hansen seem to have misplaced their "Prairie Home Companion" tapes. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate hope they are found as quickly as possible. A Message from the Holabird Chamber of Commerce The Holabird Chamber of Commerce is still waiting for all those people with motor homes to move into the greater Holabird metropolitan area. While they are waiting, they wish to remind folks out there that they still have many choice location to choose from. People from Sioux Falls that come here to avoid high taxes should leave their dogs behind. There will be a tax of $9/leg of any dog brought over from Sioux Falls. An additional $100 fine will be levied when said dog barks at night. Also the Chamber of Commerce wishes to extend to Mr. Robert Blake (aka Mickey Gubitosi) an invitation to move to Holabird. Word has gotten out that Mr. Blake has recently been acquitted of his wife's murder and is contemplating buying a motor home and "Cowboying". What better place than Holabird to do just that. Some fear that his presence may lower the property values in the area. That is precisely the idea. The property taxes are too high now, and the Chamber of Commerce will do anything to make them more affordable. They may even give Mr. Blake the job of Chief of Police. After all, he has his own gun already
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