Against his wishes and better judgment, Jerry Hinkle left his 102 year old grandfather, E.E. Hinkle, all alone to fend for himself. He joined most of his mother's side of the family at Agnes Hahn's place for Easter dinner. We won't say that everyone ate too much, as it is a relative turn. We can tell you that Jerry really overdid it on the dessert furnished by Bonnie Nickleson. He ate 5 pieces of it, and he still doesn't know what was in it. If anyone tells Bonnie that she can't cook, she should send for Jerry and they should be sat upon by him.

E.E. was no slouch in the eating department. He managed to eat 6 bowls of pudding, 4 bowls of pineapple, and a whole Sour Cream Raisin Pie. Between feeding, he managed to talk to his daughter Mavis Kennedy. He didn't talk long as the phone was too loud. There's just no in between with that old boy. Mavis told her father that she and her husband, George Kennedy will be heading home in a couple weeks. It's getting too hot for George in Arizona.

Catherine Bachman (later shortened to Bach) was born in Warren, Ohio. But, she was reared (or should I should say raised) in Faith, South Dakota. Jessica Simpleton is trying to replace her, but the original is still the greatest. She has become one of the most reclusive actresses in the business. The fickle entertainment world has soon forgotten Ms. Bach. Even Bernie Hunhoff, the smartest man alive, had forgotten her. South Dakota Magazine Road Stories has pictures of such South Dakota beauties as January Jones and Cheryl Ladd, but nothing of Cousin Daisy. Mr. Hunhoff Has said that perhaps the good people of Faith should name part of their highway after the actress that put them on the map. May I suggest said highway have curves, maybe even a bridge that is out and needs jumping over. Until that day, how about somebody get a picture of the lovely Catherine Bach to Bernie Hunhoff right away.

It's official Brannifer is dead. Jennifer Aniston (no relation) filed divorce papers on husband Brad Pitt last Friday. Looks like this is the end for sure. Still no word on the cause of the breakup. Stories go from Jennifer's miscarriage to a possible affair with Angelina Jolie on Brad's part. Either way, it is a sad ending to what could've been a beautiful love story.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are another story altogether. With one child already, and another on the way, Denise has filed on Charlie, demanding full custody of the children and spousal support. Tongues are wagging about the cause of this breakup as well, mostly laying the blame on Charlie. Sheen's father, Martin Sheen has taken to defending his son.

Both couples have asked that they be given privacy during this very difficult time. YEAH RIGHT! Like that was gonna happen!

Last year, our Publisher was so excited about beginning his ministry that he neglected the birthday of his cousin Elizabeth. This year, he was right on time with his e-card, but forgot to remember his 1st anniversary as a Minister with the Universal Life Church. He found his certificate with the date of his ordination in his tax stuff over the weekend. We salute our Publisher at this time, if for no other reason than to cheese off that Susan chic from the Dirty Flower. Gotta give her something to rail about once in a while.