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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Thursday, March 10, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 3H Florida Has Fun In the Sun While Ben Hanten takes his wife shopping for wooden shoes in Amsterdam, The college kids show us all the latest party games in Florida. The latest thing that we saw here in Holabird is Coleslaw Wrestling. It seems that all you need to play it is a huge pile of coleslaw (naturally) and two clothing optional ( but recommended) co-eds. Anybody got that on videotape? The Kopeckys sure don't need coleslaw to have fun. Janet Kopecky sent our Publisher some of their latest vacation pictures. Her Husband Smokey Kopecky sure likes those swamp boats from what we can tell. It also appears that the alligator that was previously pictures with Smokey, Janet, and daughter Michelle, could be a pet of this fella Jay that we were introduced to earlier. One thing we can tell is that Michelle likes Jay more than the alligator. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate think she made a good choice there. Hopefully he will make the right choice if the time comes. Hunting For Alligator Shoes by Justin Wilson Cookin' Cajun Comic This ol' Cajun went to town to do some tradin' what he had to did there. His wife done told him that when he come back to bring with him some alligator shoes. He remembered that halfway back home, and was just about to go back into town, when he saw his ol' bull alligator. He stopped his country Lincoln (that's a pick-em up truck) and got out. He wrestled that alligator to the ground, turned him over, looked him all over and let him go. He was heard to said, "Not one shoe on him, I garontee!" More G-mail Collected by Holabird Advocate We are up to 32 MB on the G-mail now. Those Kopecky pictures put us over that thresh hold. Only 968 MB to go. There are also people who want our publisher to help them donate money to charity. All he has to do, is give them his bank account number. He ignored their request, mostly because he doesn't know his bank account number.
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