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Friday, August 08, 2008
Publisher to Finalize Aug. 21
Jerry Hinkle has been notified that he has to finalize with DWU for the Fall Term between the hours of 8am-5pm on August 21. Finalization simply means that all relevant information is updated, and all tuition and other fees get paid. In Jerry's case, writing thank you notes to all those who put up the scholarship money that enabled him to sleep a little easier at night. Why the University wants to subject these people to Jerry's handwriting is a mystery, but he plays along. Why not? It's easier than coming up with the dough himself. Jerry would have to wash a whole lot more dishes to come up with it, that's for sure!
The Old Cowboy
THE OLD COWBOY
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND:
45 GREAT -GRAND-CHILDREN,
AND A 15 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
North of 40:Male communication
by Red Green
Things men never say to other men:
Do I look fat?
I love what you've done with your hair.
You have lipstick on your teeth.
Where am I?
Could you please help me fix this?
What could possibly go wrong?
Fun With YouTube
Here's another YouTube Video! Enjoy this Haka demonstration!
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