Jerry Hinkle has been notified that he has to finalize with DWU for the Fall Term between the hours of 8am-5pm on August 21. Finalization simply means that all relevant information is updated, and all tuition and other fees get paid. In Jerry's case, writing thank you notes to all those who put up the scholarship money that enabled him to sleep a little easier at night. Why the University wants to subject these people to Jerry's handwriting is a mystery, but he plays along. Why not? It's easier than coming up with the dough himself. Jerry would have to wash a whole lot more dishes to come up with it, that's for sure!

Mary Hinkle

THE OLD COWBOY

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND:

14 CHILDREN,

30 GRANDCHILDREN,

45 GREAT -GRAND-CHILDREN,

25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,

AND A 15 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

What could possibly go wrong?

Here's another YouTube Video! Enjoy this Haka demonstration!