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Monday, April 09, 2007
Global Warming? Where?
Good Friday morning gave our Publisher a good laugh when he heard that the United Nations declared that Global Warming was real. Thursday, the high temp was 24 degrees and the forecast for that day was 27 degrees. At the Methodist Church's Good Friday Services, the subject was brought up, which prompted someone to say, "I wish they'd send some over".
Early Daylight Saving Time Considered Failure
It was also reported on Good Friday that Daylight Saving Time was earlier this year to save 1% of our nation's energy. Instead the country has used almost 3% more than the same time last year. The morons in charge of this country are blaming the warmer weather (please re-read our top story before you agree with them) for this turn of events. It looks like Harold Hinkle has another reason to complain about the President. As if he needed it!
Arnold Hoffman: Last of the Good Old boys
All of us here at the Holabird Advocate were sad to here about the passing of Arnold Hoffman of Highmore. He died Friday afternoon. The exact cause is unknown, but our Publisher has an idea or two.
Arnold left the world much too soon. He was a good husband and father, on top of being a really great guy. We was the last of his breed. Jerry Hinkle, our courageous dynamic Publisher remembers him best as that group of men who fished at Camp Lakodia with a lot of enthusiasm. A group known as the good old boys. They are all no longer part of the Earthly scene. We don't know for sure if any of them made it to heaven, that's all up to the Heavenly Father now. Perhaps Arnold has joined Clarence Hansen, Richard Lennick, Bud Hahn and Les Stroschein for the big fishing tournament in the sky. He's probably caught the limit by now! Here's hoping!
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