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Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Instead of attending the Herseth-Sandlin Nuptials last weekend, Mary Jo Nemec squeezed off a couple photos at the prom Saturday Night. The Nemec sisters,(top photo) Bridgette on the left and Erin on the right are anything but April Fools in their tastefully elegant evening wear. The bottom photo shows Brigette with her father, Nick Nemec, who we have on good authority was not her date for the occasion. Interestingly enough, there are no photos of the girls dates. Oh well! there's always next year.
Carol Zilverberg reported that her grandson, Matthew Zilverberg had to miss prom because he was in the hospital. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate hope that whatever put him there will be worked out if it hasn't already. Get well soon Matt!
Agnes Hahn Breaks Back
The first thing we thought of when we heard this is who stepped an the crack. At any rate, it was reported that Agnes Hahn tripped on or near her coffee table. She was taken to the clinic and x-rays showed nothing. She went to the chiropractor, and found no relief. Upon closer examination, the x-rays showed a tiny fracture on her backbone. She had an appointment in Pierre this morning to have this looked into further. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate hope that Agnes gets her bones knitting properly. Eat some cottage cheese for a little extra calcium Agnes!
Free Market Foreign Trade?
A toy company can out source to a Chinese subcontractor and claim it's a free market. A shoe company can produce its shoes in south east Asia and claim it's a Free market. A major bank can incorporate in Bermuda to avoid taxes and claim it's a Free market. We can buy HP Printers made in Mexico. We can buy shirts made in Bangladesh. We can purchase almost anything we want from 20 different countries BUT, heaven help the senior citizens who dare to buy their prescription drugs from a Canadian pharmacy. That's called UN-American! And you think the pharmaceutical companies don't have a powerful lobby? Think again!
Ask Jeeves, Get Answer From Us
Anyone who has spent enough time on the Internet know that the guy with all the answers is Jeeves, the Internet butler from ask.com. Lately, their has been a flood of traffic from Jeeves asking who the most downloaded woman on the Internet is. It seems in this matter, we are the go-to site because we claimed that the honor goes to Cindy Margolis. We have since learned that someone else has a claim on that title. Her name is Danni Ashe. She is called a porn queen, which we assume means she shows off more than her belly button on her site. We will not settle which claim is the more valid, but we have found out the least downloaded woman on the Internet. Check out this link: http://www.lostbrain.com/reno/index.html
South Dakota Songbook
(written in Webdings in honor of April Fools Day)
April Fools Day
It should be April Fools Day cause you`ve been foolin` meAll the things you promised just weren`t meant to beYou lied, you lied you cheated, you never could be trueIt should be April Fools Day and the joke should be on youIt hurt me so to see you go you`re secret love and youAs in the past, for now, at last I found someone newYour secret love has left you and I found someone newIt should be April Fools Day and the joke should be on youIt should be April Fools Day cause you`ve been foolin` meAll the things you promised just weren`t meant to beYou lied, you lied, you cheated, you never could be trueIt should be April Fools Day and the joke should be on youIt hurt me so to see you go you`re secret love and youAs in the past, for now, at last I found someone newYour secret love has left you and I found someone newIt should be April Fools Day and the joke should be on you
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