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Monday, November 20, 2006

VOL. V Issue 11M
Too Late to Save Kate
Katie Holmes (pictured left, obviously looking for an escape route) was married to Tom Cruise over the weekend. Mr. Cruise is claiming to be the father of Ms. Holmes daughter, Suri, even though he is sterile. Well, miracles happen!
All of us here at the Holabird advocate have been privy to more details about this story than we'd like to be, courtesy of our own Hollyweird insider, Ethan Aniston. Ethan claims that the wedding ceremony was conducted in the traditional Scientology manner. However, Italian law does not recognize Scientology as a religion, thereby making the marriage null and void. Tom fixed this detail be arranging a civil ceremony in California before he and Katie left for Italy. Tom sure didn't spare any expense on this sham either . This whole arrangement must have cost a bundle.
After the marriage, Tom forced Katie to go away on a honeymoon, but wouldn't tell her where they were going. At least it's all over now. Perhaps we can get on with more important things like who the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is.
The Life And Times of Charles "Bud " Dancey
Charles "Bud" Dancey, 82, of Holabird, died Thursday, Nov. 9, 2006, at St. Mary's Hospital in Pierre. He was doing what he loved to do the most, working cattle with his son, Sam. Mass of Christian Burial was held Tuesday, Nov. 14, at St. Mary's Catholic Church, Highmore, with Father Paul Nereparmpil, Father Gary DeRouchey and Deacon Bud Jetty officiating. Burial was in St. Mary's Catholic Cemetery, Highmore, directed by Luze Funeral Home of Highmore. Charles "Bud" Dancey was born December 13, 1923, at Harrold, S.D., to Sammy and Mary (McCarthy) Dancey. He was baptized and confirmed in the Catholic faith and was an active member of St. Mary's Catholic Church in Highmore. He attended school and graduated from Highmore High School. He was united in marriage to Elizabeth Jane "Betty" Wheeler on October 8, 1960. To this union, four children were born: Kelly, Samie, Shannon, and Sam. They made their home in Holabird, where he farmed and ranched until his death. Bud loved his family, friends, horses, chickens and working on the ranch. Left to cherish his memory are his children, Kelly (Mark) Twambly of Vienna, VA, Samie (Jim) McCauley of Highmore, Shannon (Rick) Myers of Pierre and Sam Dancey of Holabird; six grandchildren; three sisters: Mona Gluhm of Colorado, Virginia (Phil) Kusser of Highmore and Kay (Lee) Peterson of Holabird. He was preceded in death by his parents, Sammy and Mary Dancey; his wife, Betty; one sister, Mary Lou Gregg; one uncle, Charlie; four aunts, Myrtle, Sr. Marie Helen, Sr. Immaculata, and Sr. Patrice; two brothers-in-law, Clarence Gluhm and Scott Gregg; a nephew, Dancey Peterson; and a niece, Sandy Gregg.
Quinn Concert Cancelled
Jackie Quinn will not be performing in concert for the Christmas tour season. Ms. Quinn is expecting the birth of her second child in the next month. Her Christmas CD, "Celebrate the Child" is available for purchase. The cost is $15 plus $3 for postage and handling. Order forms are available at the Methodist Church In Highmore. Come 2 Jesus Mininistries has copies available for purchase at $18. Contact Reverend Jerry Hinkle for more information.
Caution: Don't Trust Little Old Ladies
by Doug Hague
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said,"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk."How come so much ...I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied,"Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too."

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