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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Monday, August 29, 2005  VOL. IV Issue 8U Ms. Amanda in the Pink? Holabird's fastest growing quiz sensation is "What Color is Ms. Amanda's Hair? Some say it's orange, some say it's red, and now there is someone who claims it is pink. Anna, from New York supplied us with this photo from a recent appearance of The Ditty Bops at a show in Boston. She is at the left of the photo, while Ms. Abby( who's hair color has never been much of an issue) is pictured at the right. Where some see red or orange, she sees pink. Anna reported to the Holabird Advocate earlier that she and a friend saw them both in the flesh as well, so we believe her, even if we don't see pink hair. Let's not forget that the most important thing is The Ditty Bops music. Some say it's good, some say it's great. We say, it's excellent! Way excellent! Car Fire in Valley Township Darrel Hinkle saw a fire in the distance while in was on the way home Sunday evening. Once home, he got his water tank hooked onto his pickup and motored out to see what was the problem. It appears that on the someone from Polo was driving and pulled into an approach next to the Bar JZ Ranch. The driver noticed his car was on fire. The fire also burned about an acre of grass. Darrel got a good start on putting the fire out while people started gathering to watch. Some firemen from the Onida Fire Department came over after a while to finish off the blaze. Two of the firemen mistook Darrel for Doug Hinkle, who is the Second Assistant chief of Fire Engine Company #1 in Pierre. After Darrel sprayed all of the water in his tank, he visited a little with Howard Brown and Harry Thomas before checking in at the Ponderosa. Constable Hinkle Always Gets His Mouse To catch a mouse these days, all you need is a few well placed traps and a $20 reward. It took Valley Township Constable Jerry Hinkle only 18 hours to catch a mouse that was running around E.E. Hinkle's place. Once Jerry showed the offending critter to his grandfather, E.E. said, "Well it looks like I owe you $20! Do you want it now?" Like a darn fool, Jerry said, "It can wait". Jerry hasn't collected yet, but he has faith that he will, because he donated an extra $20 to Kassidee Kennedy's Mission before he caught the mouse. That's faith in action right there. Come Hahn Inn Closes Up Agnes Hahn has left the Running of the Come Hahn Inn to Craig and Vicki McQuarie while she takes a well deserved vacation in Minnesota. Larry and Phyllis Ehlers took her home with them yesterday. When she's tired of Minnesota, Joan Hansen will show her around Iowa the plan is for her to be gone for 2-4 weeks depending on who you talk to. Agnes may find time to bake some bread while she's gone, but that is about as much work as she plans to do. She sure needs a vacation. Somebody hugged her too tight last weekend and now her neck hurts. Yes, it is possible to love too much. Holabird Advocate Gets New Readers Lucille Myers has recommended reading the Holabird Advocate to all of her friends with good taste. One such recommendation was to Paula Spilde, who hasn't complained yet, so that's a good sign. We know that Paula has good taste because Darrel Hinkle said that he has tasted her cooking and even leftovers are delicious. Judy Haiwick has also told any and all relatives who would listen how wonderful the Newsblog is. Harold Hinkle didn't believe her, but that's his hard cheese. Once home, Judy promises to find a picture of Agnes Hahn babysitting 10 nieces and nephews back when she was known as Agnes Haiwick. We'll publish that picture as soon as time permits. Mainstream Churches Embracing Same Sex Marriage by Albert Mohler Unwilling to risk the financial and membership losses that would surely result from an open embrace of homosexuality, mainline denominations inch their way towards a progressive embrace of homosexual practice. This homosexual agenda is propelled by activists who offer various rationales and arguments for the normalization of homosexual relationships and behaviors. The emergence of a new book, "What God Has Joined Together?: A Christian Case for Gay Marriage", offers a summary of the arguments now common among the proponents of same-sex marriage.
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