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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Wednesday, August 24, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 8Q Ellen Degeneres Coming to Holabird Talk Show Host and alleged comic Ellen Degeneres will start her 3rd season overall, but it will be her 1st in Holabird. Only those Holabird residents rich enough to have a dish have seen her before September. "The Ellen Degeneres Show" comes to Holabird the day after Labor Day at 3 pm, on Channel 4, opposite "Dr. Phil", on Keloland. This could be a real clash of the Titans. Dr Phil has dispatched such worthy competition as Jane Pauley, The People's Court, and reruns of Cheers. If Ellen hopes to unseat Dr. Phil, she has her work cut out for her. E.E. Hinkle watches Dr. Phil whenever he's awake, just to see "If that pretty redhead (Dr. Phil's wife, Robin) still leaves with him". Is that what keeps the 103 year old E.E. going? Maybe Ellen has a prettier redhead on her show. First Day of School For Hyde County Classes began this morning for the Hyde County School District. Because it's the first day, classes ended at 2:30 this afternoon. Among the students eager to start the new year off right is 3rd grader, Brittany Hinkle. It doesn't seem possible that the little girl who, not that long ago, used to play "kindergarten Here I Come" on the computer is in the 3rd grade, but she is. Brit seems ready for 3rd grade too. All of us at the Holabird Advocate hope that Mrs. Domke was ready for her. We bet that she is. SD Watch Links Holabird Advocate It appears that having friends in high places may start to pay off for us. The Holabird Advocate Circulation Department reports that they discovered a link originating from SD Watch earlier today. Obviously their good taste is because of SDBWM's influence. He even made this weeks poll a "Must Read". Too bad more Readers haven't made it a "Must Vote". Anyhow a big, and possibly belated, thank you to SDBWM for doing his part to bring the rest of the world to Holabird, and vice versa! Reality Bytes by Buster Brock Managing Editor Holabird Advocate Well, "Survivor" will be back on September 15. They are going to Guatemala for this adventure, and promising, not one, but two big twists in the game this time around. According to the promo, if they tell us what they are, we will have to be sacrificed to the Mayan gods. Well, we can't have that now. Can we? Perhaps this adventure is too much for you and me. Oh well, I guess there's always "Joey" on Thursday night. So long "Survivor!" It was real, or was it.
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