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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Saturday, August 06, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 8D Prof. Hansen Get's Rollin' On the River Despite the PETA protest, today marks the second day of fishing for Professor Kenneth Hansen of Waldorf College. Yesterday was nothing to write home about, he came up with nothing. Could it be that Iowa canned corn just doesn't make very good bait. Harold and Darrel Hinkle took Ken aboard The Last Chance to see if they could catch a fish. Harold claimed that he caught the limit. Darrel was close-mouthed about his results, but he and Harold both agree that Hansen couldn't even catch a cold yesterday. Larry and Bonnie Nickleson took him out on the water today. Cow Creek was the official destination, but God only knows where they'll end up. The annual fish fry at The Come Hahn Inn is at stake. Will Professor Hansen deliver? Claire Geitzenauer will be so disappointed. Should a trophy fish be caught this weekend, we hope Bonnie Nickleson will be able to send us a picture of 150 KB or less to tell the story. If that works we'll get her to take a picture or two of E.E. Hinkle fully dressed at 103 years old. Good News Comes in Twos So much Good news in Holabird today we don't know where to start. We hear that Mary Jo Nemec got the big job at the Highmore Healthcare Center. Great Job Mary Jo! Congratulations on a job well done. Better news comes from Dianne Macek. For a while there, Dianne thought she may be having a second bout with cancer. It turned out the lumps she found were just fat. This is one occasion where fat is our friend. Still, as anyone who's seen Dianne knows, she only has a half ounce of fat on her whole body. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate rejoice with her at this wonderful news. We'd all rather have a half ounce of fat than a half ounce of cancer anytime. "Flash" Hinkle Takes Purple at Achievement Days Just as her favorite uncle predicted, Brittany "Flash" Hinkle came away with the purple ribbon at the Hyde County 4-H Achievement Days for her exhibit of photography. Because "Flash" is too young, her exhibit is not eligible to go to the State Fair. She'll get 'em all next year. No Word From Sen. Kloucek It appears that, despite what Professor Powers of South Dakota War College says, Senator Frank Kloucek will not support every silly idea that comes to him. He has not replied to PITA's request that Homestake rename themselves Beefstake. There may be hope for him yet. Despite his lack of support for PITA policy, they would gladly support him for Governor in the future, Say 2010. Rounds has 2006 in the bag. The only way he won't get re-elected is the dead girl/live boy scenario that we have all heard before.
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