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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Friday, May 13, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 5G EAFB To Be Closed BRAC has apparently decided to close Ellsworth Air Force Base. Said closure is slated to take place within 7 years time. This is not the first time that EAFB has been in this kind of situation, but it may be the last. Tom "D.C. Resident" Daschle is said to have saved the base from a similar fate 10 years ago. Reaction is understandably mixed, some have even claimed that the base has outlived it's usefulness. Time will tell the tale. There is good news. Minot Air Force Base will not be affected by the BRAC. America, or at least our part of it, will be safe from invading Canadians for years to come. Thanks Rummy! Rain Comes Down as Well Goes Dry The Ponderosa got quite a rain yesterday. Good thing to, because there was no water in the tap for anybody. Water for flushing was available at the shop, the bonus was it smelled of sewer already. Luckily Harold Hinkle had the place Y2K ready so there was plenty of drinking water. A quick trip to Pierre this afternoon for water pressure tanks, and a slow trip to the well to install them has the water flowing like-well-flowing like water. Good thing too, because certain people around there need a bath and how. Commercial Parody by Lilia L'valley For reasonable rates, and a mothers care, you can't beat the Come Hahn Inn. Agnes Hahn can provide you a clean comfortable room for as little as $10/day plus meals. The Come Hahn Inn has all the comforts of home and then some. That the Come Hahn Inn Highmore South Dakota. (boring legal disclaimer: Tenants will refrain from playing loud music, clean there own mess, and get to bed at a decent hour. Tenants with a criminal record will be forced to listen to Agnes's oldest daughter Mary sing "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor On the Bedpost Overnight" while in the shower. Residents of Brainerd, Minnesota must refrain from complaining about the movie "Fargo" when children are present. All offers void where prohibited and prohibited where void. Stay off the grass, don't pick flowers, and help put up the Christmas lights in November)
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