Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Wednesday, May 11, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 5E Holabird Advocate Has The Ditty Bops Once again, Holabird Advocate Publisher, Jerry Hinkle, has been richly blessed as "the Overflow" continues. Through some incredibly quick thinking on the part of Jerry's aunt, Phyllis Ehlers, Our little Newsblog as photographic evidence that he met an actual woman who would allow herself to have her picture taken. There are actually two of them, but he likes one better. And now, there are two photos in the Holabird Advocate Photo Center page which all interested parties can access at the bottom of the page. The photos with Ms. Amanda and her singing partner Ms. Abby are in the album marked The Ditty Bops. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate are impressed by Phyllis's photographic skills. Digital photos hardly ever turn out, but she has really captured Ms. Amanda's true beauty. The Ditty Bops album has not done so well since they met our Publisher. They were at #78 when we first looked and now Amazon.com has them at #229. Of course, it's been on sale since October of last year. Audblog a Big Hit With Readers The audio blogger segments titled, "Good Morning Holabird" has gone over in a big way. The interview with E.E. Hinkle was given high praise in feedback so far. Some folks who haven't seen him in a while were glad to here his voice. Others got a chuckle from his answer to the question "Are you going to miss me when I'm gone?". It should be pointed out that the person who shouted "NO!" at that question was Harold Hinkle, a man that nobody finds funny. Cold Snap Hits Hyde County With a temperature of 34 degrees last night, and a threat of frost later in the week, Darrel and Kristi Hinkle have installed a heating unit in Kristi's Greenhouse. Wind and rain are the order of the day. The only difference is that folks around here want the rain. Hollyweird Happenings by Ethan Aniston Holabird Advocate Entertainment Editor Well, Oprah really did it this time. She turned a cheap ratings stunt into an April Fools joke. After airing promos declaring that she and her kept man, Steadman Graham, have a "secret daughter" we find out that it is a 10 year old dog. The irony that Oprah's daughter is a real bitch is not lost on anyone, especially me. Oscar winning Renee Zellwiggler has stunned her friends and fans by marrying some country singer I've never heard of. Jerry Hinkle tells me I'm not missing much. Hard to believe that just 10 years ago, when Oprah was giving birth to a puppy, Ms. Zellwiggler was just one of many starting out in a little film called "Empire Records". She's come a long way in such a short time. Some have suggested that this marriage was a publicity stunt. She has that movie coming out, and her husband is going to be all the talk of the Country Music academy award later on this month. I have a different theory. Anybody notice she got married on the same weekend that our Publisher met Ms. Amanda. Coincidence? I think not.
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