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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Monday, May 02, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 5A Holabird Advocate Explores Social Security May's Holabird Advocate Reader poll concerns Social Security. Unlike the last few polls, we believe that this issue will have answers scattered all over the board. This is a tough issue, and as we don't know the right answer, we'd like to see what our Readers think of this issue. Can Social Security be fixed? If so, should it be? As always the poll is at the bottom of the Front Page. Let us know what you think. E.E. Hinkle Loosens Up The eating exploits of E.E. Hinkle are almost legendary. At age 102, he packs the food away and doesn't seem to gain much weight. Perhaps the secret to his weight control is what he eats. E.E's Favorite daughter-in-law, Mary Hinkle, opened a can of prunes and distributed the contents evenly into four bowls. E.E. Could have just as well ate them straight from the can, as he put them all away in one night. As one could imagine, he was looser than Paris Hilton's morals. Nothing like a midnight snack for people on the go. May Sweeps Put Me to Sleep by Ethan Aniston Holabird Advocate Entertainment Editor How anybody can call this stuff entertainment is beyond me. Desperate Housewives is back from reruns, as a matter of fact, they had to remind us what took place before they started running new episodes. ABC did the same with Lost, which really was a waste of time. We knew what happened because we saw some of these episodes two or three times this season. Grey's Anatomy was so boring, I fell asleep in the middle of it. Perhaps Katharine Heigl needs to disrobe for the camera again. Same thing happened tonight with Everybody Loves Raymond. Of course, I'd rather that cast kept their clothes on. Listen Up might have broken the so called "Seinfeld Curse", but CBS has no plans to air a new episode in May. In fact, they are waiting to see if the show gets picked up for season two. Perhaps if they got rid of that ugly wife. Have her either die or get replaced by Marrisa Tomei. Maybe Theo Huxtable could have a bigger part. The kids are being played to perfection, although they should be careful that the daughter doesn't get too smutty. Other than that, the show is great.
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