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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Saturday, April 30, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 4Q Kristi's Greenhouse Ready For Flowers Bright and Early this morning Kristi Hinkle brought her village together to raise her Greenhouse. When Mary Hinkle took the call, she said that they'd be over as soon as she fed E.E. Hinkle and Harold Hinkle fed his cats. After all of that was done, Harold, Mary, and Jerry Hinkle got in the big Buick and headed right over. The greenhouse was up by the time they got there. Kristi's village consisted of Dave and Beth Aasby, Ruby Hoffman, Kristi's husband, Darrel Hinkle, and their three kids, Brittany, Shelby, and Justin "Incrediboy" Hinkle. No wonder they were done so quickly. Now all Kristi needs is her plants. Darrel, Jerry and Harold got the trailer ready for hauling those over, so it's just a matter of time. Kristi is shooting for a Mothers Day opening. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate wish Kristi another good year. We hope that any and all people who want a high quality flower bed will get on over to Kristi's Greenhouse. You'll be glad that you did. Don Hinkle to Turn 89 on the Ponderosa Once again, it seems that Don and LaRayne Hinkle have changed their mind. Rather they changed it back. Now, it seems that they are coming in May. This information was relayed to Harold Hinkle by his favorite uncle in a phone conversation Friday night. They are hoping to arrive at the Ponderosa on May 24. That's just one day after Harold's birthday, and just two days before Don's birthday. Stryder Impyn is still planning on doing most of the RV driving, and has been informed of the great fishing to be had in South Dakota. Midwest Recycling Under New Management According to the "Plainsman" (which some still call the Huronite for some crazy reason) Ken and Joyce Ferris have turned the management of Midwest Recycling to John and Norene Bult from Wolsey. They seem like good folks, judging from the article. The article also states that Norene operates a "quit shop". All of us here at the Holabird Advocate wonder how that goes. As we all know, the word quit just isn't in Ken's and Joyce's vocabulary. We're sure that was a typo. Sweeps is Coming You'd Better Beware by Ethan Aniston, Holabird Advocate Entertainment Editor Next month is May. That means Sweeps is coming to a TV near you. Oprah is starting to get a little Springeresque here with talk of a "secret daughter" with her professional stud Steadmen. She also has two pair of twins to showcase. One where a twin is 200 lbs heavier than her sister, and another twin who is losing her sister and gaining a brother (through a trans-gender operation-YUCK). Some shows are quitting before Sweeps, giving rise to cancellation rumors. Among them are: 8 Simple Rules, Joan of Arcadia, Jake in Progress, Joan of Arcadia, Less Than Perfect, Joan of Arcadia, Boston Legal,and did I mention Joan of Arcadia. How sick it is that Joan of Arcadia is on the chopping block while the Extreme Makeover franchise is going great guns. Les Moonves better do something to save that show or my boss will call his boss. Among shows still with us are Lost, Everybody Loves Raymond, Grey's Anatomy, Two and a Half Men, and Alias. J.A.G. left the air before Sweeps never to return, while Raymond gets three big episodes before they depart first run status. J.A.G. Goes out with a whimper-Raymond with a bang. Of course I didn't know J.A.G. was still on the air. Next month, I'll tell you how I hope Raymond will end. I doubt they did it that way, however. I could tell that they ran out of ideas early this season. UPN has been advertising on Keloland to get viewers. That looks pretty desperate, but then I have no interest in seeing "America's Next Top Model". Star Trek: Enterprise is getting cancelled as of this season. Too bad really. What I saw of it was quite passable. Perhaps we should forget TV and break out our Summer reading early this year.
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