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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Thursday, January 08, 2004 VOL. III Issue 1F SURPRISE VISITOR COMES TO PONDEROSA E.E. Hinkle got quite a shock when a Winnebago Chieftain rolled by his house to a stop. From out of this motor home was his own baby girl, Joyce Ferris. It seems that Ken and Joyce bought the outfit to transport Joyce to Pascoe, Washington, where their daughter, Sandy, lives. E.E. may have been surprised, Jerry Hinkle was too. Mavis and George Kennedy knew they were coming, although not sure when they would show up. Ken then left Joyce at the Ponderosa. After getting back home, he called to say the new Ferris Castle on wheels made just 6mpg. Sounds like somebody needs a little bit of Friction Free 3000. Joyce has been an examplery house guest, not complaining about the food, nor much about the noise. She was greatful to have breakfast by 8am instead of having to wait until 11:30 or even 3pm, like she has before. It is not known how long Joyce will be there, but she does have to have an X-ray on January 12. CADE'S PARTY ATTENDED BY SOME It seems that not all Hinkle's were kept out of Cade Hinkle's party. Noel managed to invite Darrel Hinkle and his family, and they went. It is not known why they were invited and nobody else. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELVIS As most of you Readers know, we at the Holabird Advocate try to remember Elvis Presley's Birthday. The King turns 69 today. His Body may be dead (nobody knows for sure) but his spirit will live on eternally. Everyone who is of mind to should take some time out of the day and reflect on how they could be more like Elvis. You don't have to try and dress like him, like Vegas preachers at wedding chapples and Seattle cabbies do. Just remember to return the love you are given by others. Never forget that it's the people that love you make you the person you are today. Elvis spent all of his all too short life to return the love given to him by his fans. When you get down to it. Elvis would have made a great comic book superhero. After all, on stage he wore a cape and jumpsuit. He knew enough karate to fight any evil force. And only someone with superhuman strengh could eat a fried banana sandwich, make the manly moves on Ann-Margret, and still sing "Viva Las Vegas" at the same time. In time we may find that someone put kryptonite in his pill supply. Until next year, Elvis, have a happy birthday. Uh huh huh! Oh, and thank you very much. POETRY CORNER The following is a poem that our Publisher wrote in early December 2000. Let's hope this years Presidential race is not as complicated. "Campaign 2000" by Jerry Hinkle The voting now is over in election Y2K Some votes have been counted Some were thrown away Among the votes all tallied up some were counted twice. Al Gore, 300 votes behind said, "Lets go through them thrice." The campaign should be over now. The final race is run. No wonder why, back in D.C. that not a thing gets done. There taking this whole thing to court. Now isn't that insane? Would you want your next president selected by Mills Lane? How 'bout in campaign 2004 wouldn't it be a cutie, no election, just debate in front of ol' Judge Judy? We'll get through this, America. Just you wait and see. A final compromise can be reached if all listened to me. My final answer, Regis. No more to be said. Make both those morons President until one or the other is dead.
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