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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Friday, January 02, 2004 VOL. III Issue 1B COLD SNAP TO HIT HOLABIRD TONIGHT Holabird is going to turn into Mother Nature's deep freeze pretty soon. Friday started off warm, but after a high of 41 degrees, the temp will get down to 7. By Monday and Tuesday 7 will be the high temp of the day with lows geting into the sub-zero range. It may be time to locate your winter underware. Tomorrow you may actually have to wear it. HAIL AND FAIRWELL: HINKLES TRAVEL ON Haraold and Mary Hinkle left for Minneapolis early this morning. Tomorrow at 5am, they will board a flight for Cancun. Interestingly, they will come back to the States on January 10 on seperate flights. What does the travel agent know that we don't? Darrel Hinkle left for the Black Hills at 5am. He will be doing some snowmobliling while out there. He plans to be back home tonight. Even George Kennedy has left the Ponderosa. He went to Wegner Auto in Pierre to have Doug Hinkle do some "Warranty Work" on his Buick. George will most likely beat them all back. METHODISTS TO WELCOME EARLS WITH POTLUCK The Methodist Church in Highmore will have a potluck dinner to welcome Janeen Earl, her husband Martin, and their two children to the BHH Parish. The dinner will be after the 11:15 service on Sunday, January 4, which is also her first service in the Highmore Church. Brittany Hinkle is excited, not only about the dinner, but on of the Earl kids will be in her class at school. HINKLE BROTHERS MADE 26% PROFIT IN 2003 The Hinkle Brothers Mutual Fund, managed by Jerry Hinkle had a 26% increase in 2003. Hinkle is optomistic about the funds chances in 2004, but says it is also possible to lose 52% this year as well. "Investing in the stock market is not for everybody. I've been lucky so far, took a few chances. Sometimes the gamble pays off, other times I'd have to use the stock certificates for toilet paper". When pressed for details on previous years, Hinkle claimed to not have the data, but promises to keep better track of such details in the future. SEAGRAMS SEND SURVEY TO DEAD WOMAN The Seagrams company is very curious as to the drinking habits of one Bergit Hinkle of Holabird, South Dakota. Trouble is she has been dead for 9 years and in that time has not consumed any of the products mentioned. Anyone who has knowledge of her comsuption of such beverages as whisky, Bourbon, vodka, gin, wine, beer, or any flavored malt beverage is more than welcome to fill out the survey. However, if nobody comes forward by months end, the survey will be used as toilet paper, just like the Northwestern stock.
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