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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Tuesday, August 26, 2003 VOL. II Issue 8P JANKLOW MAY NOT RETURN TO CONGRESS Russ Janklow, who has been acting as his father's spokesman since the collision he was involved in on August 16, has said that his father, Representitive Bill Jankow, may not be well enough to return to the duties that the people of South Dakota elected him to perform. Both houses of the Congress are in recess until after Labor Day next month. A lot of people have been making sport of the Janklow situtation, both inside and outside the media. We at the Holabird Advocate have also managed to get our little digs in, while trying not to overdo it. Still there isn't a man or woman alive here in South Dakota who wouldn't enjoy going to the Williams and Ree shows (one at a casino near you) to hear what they have to say about it. MARS CLOSEUP TONIGHT AT 9PM Earlier the Holabird Advocate reported that Mars would be closest to the Earth on Wednesday night. Now, it appears, that the close encounter is at 9pm tonight. All of us at the Holabird advocate don't know who to believe, so we'll be watching both nights at 9pm. You, the Readers can do the same at 9pm your own local time, away from city lights. GARY HART DROPS OUT OF RACES The Holabird Advocate has learned that Gary Hart is no longer seeking the Democratic party's nomination for President. Accordingly, since he is no longer running, we have removed him from the poll. We have also learned that we have missed two candidates, those being Dennis Kucinich and John Edwards. Since nobody has e-mailed to complain of their ommision, we'll leave them out. JOKES FOR KIDZ by Brit Hinkle Q. Why don't skeletons eat oatmeal? A. It sticks to their ribs! Q. How does a skeleton call his friends? A. With a teleBONE!
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