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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Tuesday, August 19, 2003 VOL. II Issue 8K IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE PICNIC FOR "A GOOD LAND" Now that the performances of "A Good Land" are behind the cast and crew, Director Babara Nemec has invited them all to the Nemec Ranch north of beautiful downtown Holabird for a potluck gathering. This gathering was inspired by the "Wedding Scene" in the play (except, hopefully no flies). Jerry Hinkle had planned on making ice cream in the antique churn that his father Harold so thoughtfully donated to the cause. As it happens, however, the churn's lid is rusted shut, so it looks like that part of the evening is not to be. Some of those involved were worried about finding the place, but Jerry has also decided to help out there if the need arises. Talk about the blind leading the blind. Brittany Hinkle wanted to go to the gathering as well, but Mary told her that there wouldn't be anybody there but old people. JANKLOW'S DRIVING RECORD REVEALED Representitive Bill Janklow knows how to put his foot down while behind the wheel, and has done so on several occasions, accuring 12 tickets for doing such in the last 10 years. He hasn't had a speeding ticket since 1994, at least in south Dakota. Some have reported being a passenger in his care when he was going up to 99 MPH. His fastest documented speed is 90 MPH. Janklow's driving record has become public fodder since he was involved in a collision in Moody County last Saturday afternoon. No charges from that collision have been filed yet. Coincedently, this collision happened shortly after certain financial records were revealed as well showing Janklows net worth to be between $3-8 million with is largest asset to be 150 acres of real estate in the city of Sioux Falls which is worth just slightly less than Tom Daschle's new house. BRITTANY HINKLE: MATCHMAKER Brittany Hinkle has taken it upon herself to find her uncle, Jerry Hinkle a wife. She has asked him why he isn't married to someone, and he replied, "Who do you have in mind?". "Britney Spears!" she exclaimed. Jerry explained that he does not know her and that they haven't even shook hands. Jerry said to her that one should always shake hands before they get married to someone. Undaunted, Brit has decided to find Britney Spears and get her to shake hands with Jerry. What does Jerry think about all this, "Well, at least she's forgot about that Harry Potter kid.
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