Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!
Tuesday, July 15, 2003
VOL. II Issue 7J
E.E. HINKLE GIVES FAMILY ICE CREAM HEADACHE
The upcoming 101st birthday for E.E. Hinkle was to be a quiet affair, with family and a few close friends, and darn few at that. For some reason, the old boy has gone crazy for ice cream, buying 6 gallon so far and telling his daughter, Mavis Kennedy, to but more if she can get a good price. Harold told Mavis that there is simply no room for anymore ice cream at the Ponderosa.
GEORGE KENNEDY'S BROTHER DOC DIES
Word was recieved that George Kennedy's brother, known as "Doc" has died. there will be more details on this story as they come in. All of us at the Holabird Advocate want all of his family and friends to know that we send them our most heartfelt sympathy at this time.
SLOAN-KETTERING BIZARRE SEARCH TURNS UP HOLABIRD ADVOCATE
Perhaps the most unusual search search that both MSN and our Newsblog has ever been involed in has involved the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center. Someone involved in that organization was looking for "colonoscopy greeting card". That said, we hope they found one. We don't have it, though.
Still no word from the Mayo Clinic on what they want to know about Darrel Hinkle. Our Publisher hopes it's an easy question. That way, whoever it is can be sure they have the right answer.
JANKLOW NEEDS BYPASS
William J. Janklow, the lone member of South Dakota's U.S. House delegation will be going in for heart bypass surgery a mere seven months after taking office in Washington. All of us at the Holabird Advocate were shocked that he even had a heart. Our Medical Advisor, Mel Practice M.D., suggests that when they put him to sleep, they look for signs of life in his brain. Our couregeous, dynamic Publiser, Jerry Hinkle, wishes to thank Bill Janklow for needing this operation. It's renewed his faith in God. Now if only Oprah had that brain tumor, all of his prayers would be answered. Well-almost all of them.
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