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![]() Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Tuesday, July 22, 2003 VOL. II Issue 7O E.E. HINKLE HAS FUN AT 101 Today E.E. Hinkle celebrates another birthday. Every year on his birthday he relates the story of how his dad was working on getting ready to shock barley( a process that our Publisher thought involved electricity, but it doesn't) when he come knocking at the door. It is not known how many people will be hearing the story this year, but there will be quite a few of them before the day is done. Agnes Hahn and Louise Moss have been invited to the Emorymas picnic. Louise was pickled pink to be invited. Also expected are Duane and Kitty Johnson, the Nemec family, and possibly a few Zilverbergs. Kelvin and Donna Kennedy arrived at around 1:30 pm Holabird time in a manner so quiet that they managed not to wake Harold up from his nap. BRITTANY HINKLE HAS TOOTH TROUBLE Despite brushing, flossing and other good practices of oral hygine, Brittany Hinkle is having some kind of trouble with her teeth. Kristi is taking her daughter to Doc Boller in Highmore, much to the disgust of Leanne Hoffman, but Brit's not worried. "He's nice." she said, "We go to the same church." Her uncle Jerry told he to be brave when he starts using the drill. She replied. "His drill tickles my teeth". "A GOOD LAND" REHERSAL DISAPPOINTING by Jerry Hinkle, of the Holabird Advocate There was a lot of interest in the play "A Good Land" not that long ago. Some are wondering where that interest has gone. Not only have key castmembers not shown up for rehersals, or shown up late when they bothered to, badly needed extras have not been coming. Where is the civic minded spirit in these people? You know, this is a charitable purpose. The director, cast, and crew of this play are not making any money from it. Those few who are behind it, truly behind it, are being made to feel as though their effort is being wasted. This is a truly wonderful production, but some of the people behind it are slacking off. Does this mean we cancel? No, We'll just have to find people who want to do this. People who will get behind this show and give it their all. This is a story that needs to be told. If only there were enough people willing to tell the story. SADDAM'S SONS KILLED IN ACTION The U.S. State Department has confirmed that Uday and Quesai Hussein were killed in a raid on the northern Iraq city of Mosul earlier today. It is not known if Saddam was killed as well, but it really doesn't matter because he's died more times than a soap opera villian. PRIVATE LYNCH COMES HOME PFC Jessica Lynch was recieved in her hometown of Palestine, West Virginia with a true hero's welcome. She was wounded in Gulf War II severly enough to be wheelchair bound, but only severe enough to recieve a bronze star medal. Some have critized the media hype around the 19 year old soldier, but Jerry Hinkle, Holabird Advocate courageous, dynamic publisher, says that Jennifer Garner should play her in the movie.
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