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Monday, June 23, 2003
VOL. II Issue 6L
HAROLD AND MARY HINKLE CELERATE RUBY WEDDING
It was on this day, June 23, forty years ago, that Harold Hinkle did the smartest thing that he ever has done. It is well known that Harold would only be 10% of the success he is now if he had let Mary get away. The 40th anniversary is ruby. It should be mentioned that in all the time they've been married they never once mentioned the word divorce. Murder sometimes, but divorce, NEVER. What's there secret for a long marriage? It's rather simple really, nobody else could have ever stayed married to either one of them.
BRITTANY HINKLE GOES TO DAY CAMP
In a surprise move, Darrel and Kristi Hinkle have allowed their 6 year old daughter Brittany to go to Farmers Union Day Camp tomorrow. They believe they can get her up and over there in time. One clitch though, they lost the medical release form. All of us at the Holabird Advocate feel sure that another one can be found.
JOYCE FERRIS STAYS PUT
Harrold Hinkle offered his sister, Joyce Ferris, the chance to stay with them at the Ponderosa while she gets some R&R for her back. She has, as we hear it, decided to stay home so that she can make sure that her husband, Ken, has clean laundry. She's not alone though, she has a 12 year old girl that helps her with all the heavy lifting. Ken and Joyces grandson, Adam Soulek is to arrive on July 7. No word on if he does laundy or not.
JOKES FOR KIDZ
by Brit Hinkle
Q: What kind of underwear did King Tut use?
A: Fruit of the Tomb!
Q: What did King Tut say before he died?
A: "I want my Mummy!"
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