 |
 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Wednesday, May 28, 2003 VOL. II Issue 5O W SIGNS $350 BILLION TAX CUT Some call it tax cuts for the rich, some call it an economic stimulus package. It is now the law of the land. It wasn't an easy thing to move through the Senate, either. It took a tie-breaking vote from Vice-president Richard Cheney to get it through. Simply put 50 Senators who make a six figure income don't believe that the tax payers don't deserve a break. They aren't the only ones. One of the most vocal critic of this tax cut package is Warren Buffet, known on Wall Street as "the Oracle from Omaha". Buffet, who is the second richest man in this whole United States. At last count his fortune was around $36 Billion, give or take a bit. Perhaps if Mr. Buffet can't use the money he stands to save on taxes, he'll find someone who needs the money and helpthem pay their taxes. Oh by the way, the richest man is a loyal friend and true to the Holabird Advocate, and the brains behind our favorite search engine. Bill Gates of Microsoft. His fortune stands at around $43 Billion. He hasn't said "BOO" about the tax cuts, but his father has comne out against them. Kinda makes you wonder what they know that the rest of us don't. CO-ED FOOTBALL COULD COME TO SOUTH DAKOTA The South Dakota High School Activities Association has made it possible for girls to join the boys on the gridiron. That is, unless, there is a girls football team. Well well well and well, first Annika Sorenstam and now this. But you know, girls, all of us here at the Holabird Advocate suppost this decision. If you want to play football, just go to it, girls. You have our blessing and full support. Just don't come crying to us if you break anail or something, alright. As for Ms. Sorenstam, at least she beat that wimpy little Casey Martin. Don't worry, Annika, you'll get 'em next year. PAUL AND HEATHER EXPECTING Sir Paul McCartney and his wife Heather Mills-McCartney have announced that they are to be parents later this year. The 60 year old Beatle and his much younger wife were married last June. This latest development prompts all of us to ask Sir Paul's third wife, "Will you still need him, will you still feed him, when he's 64?" SOUTH DAKOTA SONGBOOK "Beautiful" Don't look at me Everyday is so wonderful Then suddenly It's hard to breathe Now and then I get insecure From all the pain I'm so ashamed I am beautiful No matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful In every single way Yes words can't bring me down Ohh no So don't you bring me down today To all your friends you're delirious You're so consumed In all your doom, ooh Trying hard to fill the emptiness The pieces gone Left the puzzle undone Is that the way it is 'Cause you are beautiful No matter what they say Words can't bring you down Ohh no 'Cause you are beautiful In every single way Yes words can't bring you down Ohh no So don't you bring me down today No matter what we do (No matter what we do) No matter what we say (No matter what we say) We're the song inside the tune (Yeah, oh yeah) Full of beautiful mistakes And everywhere we go (And everywhere we go) The sun will always shine (The sun will always, always, shine) And tomorrow we might awake On the other side 'Cause we are beautiful No matter what they say Yes words won't bring us down Ohh no We are beautiful In every single way Yes words can't bring us down Ohh no So don't you bring me down today Ooh, ohh Don't you bring me down today Don't you bring me down, ooh Today
Comments:
Post a Comment
|
 |