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Tuesday, April 01, 2003
VOL. II Issue 4A
A "DRAFT HINKLE FOR PRESIDENT" MOVEMENT HAS STARTED
Treg Cowan, a Hyde County Area Rancher, has tried to recruit Holabird Advocate Publisher, Jerry Hinkle as a possible candidate for the office of President of the United States. "When I see our choices of whose running, I know that Jerry should be in there.", Cowan said. He's certainly better quality than those clowns." Qualifying as a Presidential candidate would in fact be easy for Jerry Hinkle. Constitutionally a candidate must be 35 years old, born in the U.S.A., and a resident of the U.S. for 14 years. Financially however, Jerry comes up short. In fact, it's been reported that Jerry has recently had a hard time coming up with $15 for the Democrats recently. Cowan says this won't be a problem. he will get it covered
Jerry will be taking the matter under consideration for 30 days, while Treg will take that time to raise a campaign war chest for this movement. Should he decide to run it will be as a Democrat. Otherwise his grandfather, E.E. Hinkle will raise a heck of a ruckus.
KRISTI HINKLE PREGNANT WITH TWINS
Once again Kristi Hinkle finds herself pregnant. This time the doctor says it's twin boys. Kristi was infertile until Joyce Ferris gave her some Market America products to try out, and they worked. Kristi called her brother-in-law, Market America distributor Jerry Hinkle and said, Do you have something that will bring back my infertility!!!".
APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKES ABOUND
April Fools day started off with a joke from Blogger this morning. No publishing available. None of us here at the Holabird Advocate are laughing. However, now that we can publish, we have a joke up our sleeve. One and only one of the stories printed here today is not real. Can you guess which one? Have fun trying to find it out.
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