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Wednesday, March 26, 2003
VOL. II Issue 3P
AGNES HAHN GOES TO DOCTOR
Mary Hinkle took her mother, Agnes Hahn to her doctor in Huron yesterday. It seems that she gained 3lbs. of water weight, and the Highmore Clinic appeared to be worried about that. Agnes's doctor then adjusted her medication and told her to come back in a week. It was not a good time for Mary to be away because she was watching Shelby and Justin while Darrel and Kristi took Brittany and her girl scout troop to an outing at the airport. Of course, it wasn't exactly a good time for Agnes either. Harold and Jerry watched the kids with the minumum of trouble.
ON THE ROAD AGAIN
by Hiram Gonagan
It appears that Harold and Mary Hinkle are seriously considering that trip to Ireland. In fact, Mary has been looking for good flight ticket deals in the internet. It's not exactly known where in Ireland they would be going, but it's believed that they will be within kissing distance of the famed Blarney Stone.
E.E. Hinkle has decided that he would like to go to California to see his brother Don. He'd like to go by airplane because he doesn't trust Jerry's big city driving (he's never driven in San Diego and E.E. doesn't want him to "learn as they go"). Trouble is Jerry is afraid to fly (he's been that way since before sept. 11, which didn't exactly help matters at all). Jerry told his grandfather, "You couldn't get me up in an airplane if you had the Bush twins in a clothing optional hot tub on board". That seemed to settle the issue.
GULF WAR II UPDATE
There seems to be a lot of flack about Iraqi civilians getting killed. While checking the Human Shields web site to see if they left the country as per Saddam's request, we noticed that they were not mentioned. Instead it was all anti-war propaganda about the Allied Force killing civilians. As it happens, the Iraqi forces are the ones who are killing their own civilians. These are the people they should be defending. Some of these same civilians are being willingly "martyred" for Saddam.
As we reported earlier, Saddam did ask the American "Human shields" to leave the country. Some of them did, most did not. It appears Saddam doesn't want them in his country either. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate wonder if they have the guts to come back to America.
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