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Wednesday, March 19, 2003
VOL. II Issue 3L
THUNDER ROLLS LIGHTNING STRIKES BUT LITTLE RAIN FALLS
The thunderstorm we were promises made a lot of noise. It was so loud that E.E. Hinkle heard it. Not much rain fell regardless of all the noise and lightning. It is not known how much rain actually did fall at the Ponderosa, because the rain gauge is missing. The snow catcher is still in place however. With a 40% chance of snow tonight, they may have need for it
GULF WAR II APPROACHES
With people all over the world praying for a peaceful solution to the stalemate between the U.S. and Iraq, a little more than 3 hours remain in the deadline that W delivered to Saddam and his family on Monday night.
Amid all this, the people at "Entertainment Tonight" are worried that America may not see "American Idol" or "Star Search" tonight because of possible newsbreak interuption fromthe networks. All of us at the Holabird Advocate think that is the least of our problems. That said, Holabird Advocate Publisher Jerry Hinkle has expressed a desire to have Simon from "American Idol" working on the newsblog staff. "A lot of people don't like that Simon dude, But from what I've seen he's the only one on that show with a brain. Just too bad we can't afford him."
AMERICA IS GOING BOYCOTT CRAZY
by Jerry Hinkle of the Holabird Advocate
Should war break out I am more than sure that it will bring on some more boycots. A lot of celebrities and semi celebrities are getting flack for their anti-war stance. One of the Dixie Chicks (I don't know which one, but I'll bet it's the great big fat one with the big mouth) was reported to have said, while in England, that she was ashamed that W was from Texas. A statement that breaks the 11th Commandment for Texans which is "Thou shalt not speak ill of a fellow Texan". Makes me glad I only have 10 commandments to follow, as hard as that is sometimes. Tell me why it is that people are uposet when some ignorant big mouth broad spouts off about W, but saw nothing wrong with the same stupid stupid woman singing about killing a man by poisoning his black eyed peas.
Now having said that, I have come up with a solution to this mess, in My own true courageous, dynamic style. How about changing "Goodbye, Earl" to "Goodbye Saddam". If the Dixie Chicks want to make us believe they are behind W and our fighting forces, that would be a step in the right direction.
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