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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Friday, May 31, 2002 VOL. I Issue 5F CAR WRECK DELAYS REHERSALS FOR "A GOOD LAND" The Hyde County Historical Society's production of "A Good Land" has been delayed because of an accidental car wreck on a Hyde County road.14 year old Brittany Kerr was driving alone from her house to her grandparent's when she hit loose gravel.She was taken to Sioux Falls where at last report she had internal bleeding and a thrice fractured pelvic bone among other things.Ms. Kerr was to play one of the children in the production.In the hospital with her are her mother, Kathy Kerr, and her Aunt, Peg Fausett.The play's Director,Barbara Nemec,delayed rehersal until until further notice.All of us at The Holabird Advocate send our best wishes to the Kerr family. PETA MEETING FESTIVE The first of many meetings of PETA(People Eating Tasty Animals)was fun for everyone.The meeting was held Monday because of scheduling conflicts.A rehersal of the meeting was held on Sunday with Diane Hoffman and friend Harry of Faulkton,South Dakota.Brats provided by Diane and Harry were grilled.Cooking was handled masterfully by Harold Hinkle.Diane also baked a Banana Nut cake(a favorite of E.E. Hinkle's).A reluctant guest at first was E.E. Hinkle,but he was eventually convinced to join the group. At the actual meeting an Monday several of the children had to be told that this wasn't Burger King(i.e.,they couldn't "have it" their way)Kaitlyn Pothast requested a frozen chicken TV dinner instead of hamburgers and hot dogs.Other more reasonable requests,such as BBQ sauce and cheeseburgers were honored. E.E. HINKLE SAVES THE DAY A few of the Ponderosa's bulls escaped their pen Tuesday morning.Jerry and E.E Hinkle successfuly guided them back into the feedlot because it happens so fast there was no time to think(not that anyone on the Ponderosa ever does).E.E. was instramental in capturing the beasts by speaking softly and carrying a big stick,not unlike a young Teddy Roosevelt.It was fortunate that he had his cane along when he went for that walk.Jerry's contribution was mostly openning the gate and looking surprised. PSYCHIC PREDICTS HERSETH HEADED FOR HOUSE by Jerry Hinkle,Special to The Holabird Advocate Claire Voyant,the new official psychic for The Holabird Advocate,Predicts that not only will Stephanie Herseth be nominated,she will be elected to the U.S. House of Representitives. Ms. Voyant's previous predictions have not been 100% but she has been right on the money lately.In the past she predicted that Bernie Hunhoff would be elected Govenor in 1998(she was wrong).Everything she has so far this year predicted has materialized.Those being Chandra Levy being found,Madonna shocking and disgusting the American public(she makes that one every year,hasn't been wrong once)and correctly predicting the Survivor 4 winner.All of us at The Holabird Advocate believe that Ms. Herseth is the best and most qualified candidate.I am very hopeful that she will hand Bill Janklow an election defeat.It would be a first if it happens.This won't be easy,because for some reason Republicans seem to get a free pass in this state.How else do you explain Bill Janklow's getting elected to the Office of Govenor 4 times despite his lack of intelligence,integrity, or just plain good sense.Ms. Herseth has an approachable quality that makes her come across as a caring individual.Quite a smart lady as well.She is also more attractive than Bill Janklow.There are two ways for women to succeed in anything.You can either scare people stupid like Hillary Clinton or you could be so polite that people just want to please you,just like Stephanie Herseth.Remember to get out and vote on June 4th.
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