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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Wednesday, April 10, 2002 VOL. I Issue 4C HINKLE'S MISSION TRIP PLANS FINALIZED Harold and Mary Hinkle went to Forrest City,Iowa to complete registration for the trip to Austrailia that they will undertake on July 23.Among the items they had to take to the meeting were their respective passports.They took a lot of kidding from home folks about having to take passports on a trip to Iowa.While there they got aquainted with some of the other people going on the trip.They also saw their nephew,Kevin Hansen, play basketball.Time was made to see the home of their niece Anne Hansen.Harold commented that they spent a good deal of time eating.They came home Monday afternoon.Both Harold and Mary were quite tired as even the extra hour in the evening couldn't keep them awake. E.E. HINKLE HAS CHECKUP E.E. Hinkle went to see Dr. Douglas today.He told thew old gentleman that he had to cut out the salt.All of us at The Holabird Advocate would take this doctors advice more seriously if the doctor was 99 years old himself.If E.E. Hinkle made it this far,why stop now.At any rate,his next visit with the doctor will be May 8.Providing of course that the doctor's advice doesn't kill the old man first. MEMO TO MR. JAMES B. HARDEE:LOSE THE $6 BURGER by Jerry Hinkle,Special to The Holabird Advocate Mr. Hardee,I'm a man that enjoys your resturaunt.You've provided good food and great service at reasonable prices at All of the Hardee's resturaunts I've been to through the years.However,I've grown tired of your $6 Burger commercials.You know the one's,"Spiderman only takes off his mask for 2 thing's".Those 2 things are a liplock with the lovely Kirsten Dunst and a $6 Burger.Mr Hardee,I'd have to think about the 1st thing(for about 12-15 seconds)but there is no way in the world I'd pay $6 for a hamburger. I'd turn vegetarian before I'd do that.As far as paying $3.95 for a $6 Burger,well the only way I'd spend that kind of money is if the lovely MS. Dunst herself asked me to get her one.That's not gonna happen though,is it Mr. Hardee.Few people enjoy beef as much as I do.I like it very much.For $3.95,you'd better throw in a drink and an order of fries.
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