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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Monday, January 28, 2002 VOL. I Issue 1N E.E. HINKLE HAS SETBACK BUT RALLIES Over the weekend E.E. Hinkle has had his good moments and bad moments.Satuerday afternoon he was able to go out to the shop to see all of Darrel's latest mechanical projects and getting about quite well.That night he started failing.He was doing something not like him at all.Mary,his favorite daughter-in- law, was staying with him and his daughter Joyce.He needed help to get out of bed and when she tried to help him he yelled at her like he never yelled at anyone before.Those of you who know E.E. know that if anyone mistreated Mary like that he wouldn't have stood for it.Sunday he acted like nothing ever happenned.Some have speculated that this may be becuase of diabetes or hardening of the arteries.Kristi Hinkle,who is an EMT, tested his blood sugar and found out that while it is higher than normal it is most likely caused by stress.Tomorrow he will be taken to Doc Paul and more conclusive measures will be taken. THE TRUTH ABOUT THE PRESIDENTIAL CHOKING by Jerry Hinkle Special to The Holabird Advocate After our quick but effective investigation we at the Holabird Advocate have come up with 3 possible conclusions : 1.Everything happenned just like W said(of course, he is a politician,so he may have lied) 2.This was a diversion to get the media the media off Enron(if so,it didn't work) 3.W's wife Laura went "Hillary" on him and did a little "oops" upside his head(all you husbands out there know what i mean) BUSH AND ENRON:WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL by Jerry Hinkle Special to The Holabird Advocate A lot has been made of the $500,000 that Enron gave to the BUSH 2000 campaign.They wonder "What did Eron get for this money".Last night on "60 Minutes" Andy Rooney was touching on just this subject,almost ranting.All of us at The Holabird Advocate wonder where Mr. Rooney's indignation was when Bill Clinton recieved $27,000,000 from Chinese "businessman" Charlie Trie.Because I am the courageous dynamic Publisher I have come up with a solution to the whole Enron stink.W simply gives the half million to the 401 K plan of all of the Enron employees.Maybe it will start a trend.
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