Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Tuesday, January 15, 2002 VOL. I Issue 1G FEVER HITS THE HINKLE FAMILY Brittany Hinkle missed sunday school because of a 102 degree fever.Leter that afternoon it was 103.After a trip to the emergency room and a trip back she was improving just slightly.Today Brit came over to see her grandpa at his house,but still has a rumble in her stomach. E.E.HINKLE TRIBUTES STILL COMING IN Several People are mailing,e-mailing, and calling on the telephone with stories of E.E.Hinkle,who will turn 100 years old in July of this year.There has been been such a demand for celebration that an open house has been planned for the 20th of July in Highmore and a private "family only"get-together on the 22nd,which is the actual day of his birth.There has been talk of making all the festivities a surprise for the old gent.So far all has been out in the open,with nobody sure if he is listenning to what is discussed.Harold and Mary Hinkle will be leaving on the 23rd of July for a Missionary trip to Austrailia so their bedroom could be rented out.The population in Holabird is expected to rise considerably. MARTIN LUTHER KING'S BIRTHDAY by Jerry Hinkle, Special to The Holabird Advocate Today is Martin Luther King'sbirthday.The Government won't be celebrating him until next monday.My cousin Kelvin also has a birthday today,which few outside my family,let alone the Government, will recognize,I'm sure. Kelvin has little in common with Dr.King.In fact where King had a dream,Kelvin wasn't allowed to dream very much when he was growing up.My dad would always have to make him get out of bed to work around The Ponderosa in the morning time.He had told Kelvin once that someday he'd meet a cute little gal,get married and have a 3 of kids and he'd have to get up out of bed and go to work.Kelvin's reply to that was "I'll worry about that when the time comes",or words to that effect.When the time came he did indeed find a cute little gal.He did get married and he had 4 kids when it was all said and done.He must have got up and gone to work as I've never heard of him getting fired or anything.As far as i know he's done right by his family.That's about all you can ask of a Man in this day and age.My dad tried the same thing with me but it didn't work. Perhaps it's because I never got married,had kids and HAD to get up in the morning.If I ever do,I hope to rise to the occasion just 10% as good as Kelvin did. NATIONAL MEDIA MESSES UP :THE HOLABIRD ADVOCATE DIGGS DEEPER by Jerry Hinkle Special to The Holabird Advocate The Whole "President W chokes on a pretzel"story really has the media hopping.All of us at The Holabird Advocate believe there is more to the story.Does the White House expect us to believe that W really was alone watching football.Bill Clinton was never alone in the White House.Even when he was with Monica,he had a Secret Service agent or 2 along with him .And let's get one thing straight right now ;women faint, men pass out.That sure is a nasty bruise W has too.There's more to the story and The Holabird Advocate will find it.
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