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Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Ambassadors Play the Matterhorn
All of us here at the Holabird Advocate were shocked to find out that the group that Brittany Hinkle and Christopher Nemec were a part of was not South Dakota Music Ambassadors, but Mid West Ambassadors of Music. but, since nobody corrected us, we can only assume that nobody cares, but that's how it goes.
Here is a photo of the Ambassadors at the Matterhorn in Switzerland. If you can pick out the two delegates for Holabird, you're doing better than our Publisher. Quite a group! As we understand it they will be playing in Italy, Germany, and Greece before coming back home.
Publisher Gets Surprised
We were working on a storyline, providing Holabird Advocate Publisher had the time off, about a surprise party for his birthday, which is coming up. The headline was going to read, had everything panned out, "Parents Throw Publisher to Have Surprise Party at Chef Louie's". The body of the story was going to relate that the party, while not a surprise to Jerry was going to be a HUGE surprise to his parents.
It would have happened, but for one detail. The party is at noon and Chef Louie's opens at 5pm. Jerry did get the day off from the Hut, so getting Jerry to the party will be easier. Finding a venue seems to be the tricky part. A lot of restaurants in the Kornfield County area are busy at noon on Thursday for some reason. Oh well, if they weren't busy they'd have to close.
More Market Research
The Holabird Advocate Circulation Department has shown us some interesting data that on the surface is not that shocking. That being, at least in our Facebook audience, that there is absolutely nobody between the ages of 13-24. This is not necessarily bad news, as we don't cater to that age group, nor do we plan to. The audience is made up of about 60% female and 40% male. We could increase the male demographic if we got our Publisher to take of his tie, put on a cap and some jeans and learn how to belch louder.
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