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Monday, December 10, 2012
Blizzard Brutus Blows Away
After all was said and done, the official snowfall tally for Mitchell was 1.5 inches, which is hard to believe, since the city will start removing snow tonight at 11pm. The wind reportedly gusted up to 54 MPH at times. it is expected to warm up in the area over the next couple of days.
A Word from Our Sponsor
The Holabird Chamber of Commerce had heard that recent events in Washington state, including approving gay marriage and legalizing pot smoking for fun has the more conservative residents of that state looking to move to a place more hospitable to their way of thinking. Some are willing to move all the way to Texas. We'd like to take this time to ask you to consider Holabird. It's a clean little friendly town with the lowest crime rate in the country. Nobody smokes weed here, at least not publicly. And no gay person has ever been married in Holabird. The best part is there are no Texans! Yes, Texas is a nice place to visit, but all that hot air gets old after a while. But in Holabird. the hot air gets cold after a while.
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so what are you waiting for the Holabird metropolitan area has plenty of unoccupied houses that, with a little love and care, could be your new home!
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