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Monday, September 24, 2007
Publisher Stuck in Mitchell for Weekend
Holabird Advocate Publisher, Jerry Hinkle, has Saturday off from Pizza Hut. Trouble is, he has to work from 2-9 pm on Friday and from 11 am-4pm on Sunday. Nothing short of a miracle from God himself could get Jerry off on Sunday. Everyone has to work then because that is the new Pizza Hut opening. Jerry is disappointed at this turn of events, but it's out of his hands. Perhaps it's for the best, as Jerry really didn't want to see his family legacy go down the tubes like this, being sold for 30 pieces of silver.
No New Event Center for Mitchell
Allow us to be the last to tell you that last week's election went wrong for the new proposed event center. It went down to defeat by a 2-1 margin. It looks like the Corn Palace will have to do until something better comes along. As an Event Center goes, It's not too shabby. Guy and Ralna are coming next year!
Good Grades Keep Coming
The latest grades for Jerry Hinkle are in. Because of an attack of bronchitis, Pastor Brandon Vetter was delayed it giving out the last couple of grades for the weekly Reading Reflections for classics of Christan Thought. The Reflection for two weeks ago was a 29 out of a possible 30. Last week's was a perfect 30. None of us here at the Holabird Advocate, including our Publisher, knows why it is that this is happening. The bad part is, there's no way to top that. He can only go downhill from here.
Jerry isn't doing so hot in History. He scored a 90% (A-) on his first test. There is room for improvement. of the 32 in that class, 12 got an A. That is a record for Proffessor Flynn. He jokingly says that he's looking to make the test more difficult next time.
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