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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Thursday, December 28, 2006 VOL. V Issue 12T Publisher Joins Wildflower Ministries Jerry Hinkle, courageous, dynamic Publisher of the Holabird Advocate has become one of the newest members of Wildflower Ministries Support Team. He wasn't asked, but he had the option to refuse. He has opted not to, because Wildflower Ministries is on the cutting edge of some real exciting opportunities. Jackie Quinn, who for all intents and purposes IS Wildflower Ministries has written a book. It will be available by early spring. Jackie is also writing a book review and column for Spirit Of the Plains Magazine. Subscriptions are available at http://www.spiritoftheplainsmagazine.com/ Jackie was not able to perform this Christmas season because of the birth of her son, Kellen James Quinn on November 28. He tipped the scales at 8 lbs 8 oz and measured 20.75 inches. Among her future appearances are Riverboat Days in Yankton, South Dakota. Our Publisher would like to go, but has no place to stay. He has an aunt and uncle in Yankton who may give him directions to the Super 8 Motel. Jackie's Christmas album, "Celebrate the Child" has sold 500 copies in the first half of December. Since we are in the 4th day of Christmas, you can still purchase them at The Vineyard in Yanton, or The Shepard Shop in Madison. you can also order them through Come 2 Jesus Ministries in care of Reverend Jerry Hinkle. On the 4th Day of Christmas... The reason Jerry Hinkle celebrates all 12 days of Christmas is because it takes that long to eat the leftovers. At last report there was still a healthy amount of prime rib left over at the Come Hahn Inn. Some were talking French Dip, but Jerry thinks they meant Gerard Depardeau. Mary Hinkle is making chili just in case the Prime Rib gives out. Joan Hansen is preparing Lutefisk as well, in case there are skunks in the basement. Jerry is hoping to make a Jello No Bake desert as well. It is well past it's "sell by" date, but Jerry claims it's still good. Now you know why he prays before he eats. Agnes Hahn has been a little congested since Christmas Eve. She was taken to the Highmore Clinic, and they didn't send her to the hospital, so she must be in pretty good shape. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate sure hope so. South Dakota Songbook Putting on the dog by Mike Snider Since all her friends has got one My wife is a wanting' one too A fur coat - And there ain't nothing else gonna do. Said she'd look real classy, Make me proud of her If run down to the store And buy her a fur. Well, she put me to thinking how that I Was gonna swing that kinda deal She knows we can't afford nothing' like that And I'm too afraid t' steal! But the problem finally solved itself Like a bolt out of the blue It just jumped right out in front of me On highway twenty-two That big ole German Shepard My car he didn't see He went to dog heaven Left his hide there for me. For six weeks in the basement I worked on it every night It was trial and error But I finally got it right I put it in a Captain Crunch box Carried it upstairs to her She french kissed me When she seen her fur Now she's got that fuzzy fur coat Reaches all the way down to her knees She's been complaining' lately Says her closet's plumb full of fleas She don't know old Fido Is wrapped around her tight She's putting' on the dog When she goes out at night Yeah, She don't know old Fido Is wrapped around her tight She's really putting' on the dog When she goes out at night She's been real depressed Since I backed out over the cat I believe she's gonna smile real big When I show her that new fur hat!
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