Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Friday, July 28, 2006 VOL. V Issue 7Q South Dakota Week Of Prayer Day 5-HOT Just Got HOTTER Days like today can make one wonder if anyone really is observing the Week of Prayer that the Governor has called us into. Holabird got up to 107 degrees. Ron LaFortune brags that when rainy weather comes, he can feel it in his bones. Fortunately for Ron, but unfortunately for the rest of us, his bones are never feeling better. There was a fire this afternoon just a couple miles from Ron's place. It took the fire department a little more than an hour to put it out. The Highmore Fire Department was impressed by the fire fighting wagon Darrel Hinkle bought from the Napoleon, North Dakota Fire Department. They figure Darrel got an $8000 value for $2500. Good thing for Darrel that his wife, Kristi Hinkle, spied that ad in the paper. With the triple digit heat, and the fires going around the area, The Holabird Chamber of Commerce is recommending that spanking be brought back for any child who sings, "Rain, Rain, Go Away!". Failing that, have them spend their "time out" on the outside of the house. Remember, that's one minute per year of the child's age! Off for the Mystery Tour! Harold and Mary Hinkle are getting ready to leave for their Sons of Norway Mystery Tour. They will depart from Pierre at 8 am tomorrow morning, and if our information is correct, they will arrive at their Mystery Destination at noon. Del Paulson, The Mystery Tour travel agent has assured the Hinkles that they will be in a place 10 degrees cooler than Pierre. That lets the North Pole out. Toto! I Don't Think Their in Kansas Anymore! The Ditty Bops performed their final Kansas show in Kansas City. As the some says, "They got crazy little women there" but the number of them went down by two. The theme was of the show was "The Wizard of Oz"! Photo's are forthcoming. Our Publisher can't wait to see which part Ms. Amanda played! South Dakota Songbook "Kansas City" by Big Joe Turner Goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come Goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come They got some crazy lil' women there, And I'm gonna get me one. I'm goin' be stand on the corner Twelfth Street and Vine I'm goin' be stand on the corner Twelfth Street and Vine With my Kansas City baby And a bottle of Kansas City wine. Well I might pick a train I might pick a plane, but if I have to walk I'm goin' just the same Goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come They got some crazy lil' women there And I'm gonna get me one I'm gonna pack my clothes Leave at the break of dawn I'm gonna pack my clothes Everybody will be sleeping Nobody will know where I've gone Cause if I stay in town I know I'm gonna die. Gotta find a friendly city And that's the reason why, Goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come They got a crazy way of loving there And I'm gonna get me some
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