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Thursday, May 04, 2006
VOL. V Issue 5C
Publisher May Lose Title
Holabird Advocate Publisher, Jerry Hinkle has said that he was probably the cutest bachelor in Holabird since Kody LaFortune moved away. This may not necessarily the case. Word has it that Seth Zilverberg will be moving into the area soon if he has not already done so. Perhaps we could get another contest going. The title of the most lazy bachelor still belongs to Jerry. That's a title he's worked hard for.
Off To Mai Fest
Things will be pretty lax at the home office while our Publisher goes with his family to Minnesota for Mai Fest. If things go well, there may be a couple interviews for "The Jerry Hinkle Program". That is, unless it's in a "roam" area. He might even put a few editions together in Minnesota, if he can't find a computer with Yahoo! (Google doesn't quite have that monopoly on everything yet, darn it all).Make your own Fuel
Paul Harvey is pimping a new form of alternative energy. The Dogwood Energy Company claims that there is a way to make your own ethanol fuel for just a few cents per gallon. If any of you readers want more information relating to the portable still for making your own fuel, write to:
Dogwood Energy Company
301 N. Jackson Street
Tullahoma, TN 37388
Or you can call the company President, Bill Sasher, at
(931) 563-2308, or(931) 563-2320
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