Holabird Advocate

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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

VOL. IV Issue 12C
Anna-Nicole Smith Invited to Holabird
The charity event Live 8 has not been very charitable to one Anna-Nicole Smith just because she has a tendency to show up in public intoxicated and dressed as she is displayed here courtesy of Yahoo! (Thanks Yahoo!). Live 8 has been rather nasty toward Ms. Smith. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate hope that she could see her way clear to come on up to Holabird. After all, there are plenty of charities in the Holabird area that she could support. She may have to rethink her clothing options due to the recent snap of -14 degree weather we've been having lately. The Holabird Chamber of Commerce says that as long as she has her checkbook handy, she can be as drunk/high as her liver allows.
The Chamber also reports that Robert Blake has not responded to the job offer for Holabird Chief of Police. The position is still open.
Christmas E-cards are Delivered
When Holabird Advocate Publisher, Jerry Hinkle, saw on the calendar that yesterday was the Feast of St. Nicholas Day, he decided to get out this years Christmas e-cards. This year, instead of the usual 15, he sent out 75. That's because Jerry made a lot of friends this year.
He usually tries to Match e-cards to the personality of the receiver. Because he sent 500% more cards, be picked the one that he thought suited his personality the best. The Card is a big hit with the Readers. He's had nothing but positive feedback so far.
If you haven't got a card, it means that either you haven't checked your E-mail since last night or Jerry doesn't have your address.
Shelby Hinkle turns 5
It was on this date in 2000 that Shelby Hinkle was born. It was a cool and frosty Thursday morning. Her little lungs had trouble getting air because they had a lb of fluid in there. Despite that and several other little maladies she has grown up to be quite a little girl. And she's not done yet by any means.

Shelby is going to celebrate her birthday by getting her hair cut with her mother, Kristi Hinkle, and sister, Brittany Hinkle.

South Dakota Songbook

Instead of printing the words to an obscure Christmas song, we thought that we would link up Gordy Pratt and have him sing one of his best Christmas songs. It is set to a possibly recognizable tune. Yuletide

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Comments:

Jerry, if Anna Nicole shows I've got some old coats/insulated coveralls she could borrow. We wouldn't want her to freeze her assets off.

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