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Despite the fact that Elly May Clampett, Ginger Grant, or Mary Ann will not be seen on it, the Dish that Mary Hinkle installed at the Ponderosa is working out about average. The Hinkles discovered that the TV has to be on channel 60 to get reception from the Dish. And Jerry Hinkle discovered that Fraser Crane has a brother, and that his dead father just looks that way. Jerry also learned about a show called "What's Happening!!" that takes place in the Sanford house, but Fred and Lamont aren't there. Harold has discovered that CMT has more advertising that music videos. In fact they have more advertising that the broadcast channels. All of the Hinkles have noticed that the "local stations" still have the best programs.

UBS meteorolgist, Storm Chaser, reports 40+ mph winds around the Holabird area. This explains the dust storm that cropped up late this afternoon. All of us at the Holabird Advocate are asking ourselves "Is this November?". Storm also reports that no rain or snow is predicted for the next week.