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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Friday, September 16, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 9M Ponderosa Pheasant Report Before Professor Hanson asks (and he has thought about it) there are plenty O' pheasants to be shot at in a months time. Shortly before he left the Ponderosa, Harold Hinkle counted 80 roosters in the cornfield. The pheasants seem to like the ditches too. Quite a few are spotted along the roads. We can almost taste this years Pheasant Chili now. YUMMY! Hinkles Get on the Road Again With silage chopping, E.E. Hinkle's pacemaker surgery, and other events at the Ponderosa, Mary and Jerry Hinkle haven't done much walking lately. In fact they've only walked a little more that 21 miles since Jerry started walking with his mother. They've made pretty good progress, walking 3 miles a day instead of 2 as they started out. A belt that was too small for Jerry to wear before now fits around him at the first notch. Jerry is finding that his desire to walk is getting less. Perhaps it was his inability to score tickets to the Nickel Creek Show. He still goes out though. Giving up when times are tough may be the easy way, but it's not the American way. Harold Hinkle is on the road too. But he is driving. At about 6:45 pm Thursday night, he and Ken And Joyce Ferris stopped in Iowa to see an some of Ken's relatives. Ken has an aunt in a nursing home, and an uncle in the hospital. They made it to St. Louis at around 6 pm this evening Holabird time. It appears that Kyle Ferris is putting on quite a show for them. He's entertaining Harold anyhow, which is no small feat. Hollyweird Happeningsby Ethan Aniston Holabird Advocate Entertainment Editor She had him at Hello, but she's saying "Good-bye". Renee Zellwiggler has filed annulment papers on her husband of 4 months, Kenny Chicken. No word on just what exactly broke up their May-September romance, but Ms. Zellwiggler is sitting "Fraud" as grounds for the annulment. She doesn't think his tractors all that sexy now. Maybe it was more of a riding mower. Charlie Sheen told David Letterman last night that he is trying to reconcile with wife Denise Richards. That certainly is news to her. She claims that she hasn't seen Sheen since giving birth to the couple's second child last May. Sheen claims that the main reason for the divorce was that he spent too much time watching sports on TV. Tom Cruise is back on the wagon. The publicity wagon, that is. Katie Holmes is nowhere to be seen. Cruise claims that she is "Busy making wedding plans". As it happens, they have yet to set a date for the supposed event. Cruise is trying to drum up business for "Mission Impossible III", and if it is as bad as the previous two, he's got his work cut out for him.
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