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Wednesday, September 07, 2005
 
VOL. IV Issue 9E
Gilligan Voted of the Island
Bob Denver died last Friday from heart disease and cancer. He was 70 years old. Denver got into trouble with the law last year after getting caught with marijuana. Now we know why. Yes, he really was using it for medical purposes.
Bob Denver made a career out of playing lovable losers. Starting with Maynard G. Krebbs (The G stood for Walter) on "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis" to Willie Gilligan on "Gilligan's Island". It was as "Gilligan" that Denver achieved cult status. He was discovered by Sherwood Schwartz, the creator of "Gilligan's Island", while he was on Broadway playing a nervous seaman on "The Caine Mutiny". The rest, as the say, is history.
Many love the physical comedy work he did with Alan Hale as Jonas "The Skipper" Grumby. We must admit that his scenes with Professor Roy Hinkley are our favorite. One in particular comes to mind from episode #2 "Home Sweet Hut":
"Gilligan: Hiya Professor. What are you doing Professor?
Professor: I'm making notes for a book. It's to be a chronicle of our adventures on the island. I think it's a book people will buy, don't you?
Gilligan: Sure, I'll buy one. I'm dying to find out what happens to us."
That said, we all know that Gilligan and the skipper, wherever they are, have been reunited. When Gilligan saved the Skipper's life one time, he said, "Gilligan, you didn't save my life, you just prolonged it".
This leaves the Professor, Ginger and Mary Anne from the show. Jim "Mr. Howell" Backus died in 1989. Alan Hale and Natalie "Lovey" Schafer both died in 1990.
Volesky to Governor: Lift the Fuel Tax
Huron Democrat Ron Volesky, who is thinking about running for Governor next year, says that Governor Rounds should consider temporarily lifting the state gas tax to provide relief from high-priced gasoline. Volesky says lifting the 22-cent-a-gallon tax for 45 days would help people currently suffering at the pump. He says it would take a special legislative session to lift the tax.
All of us at the Holabird Advocate wonder just how much relief that would bring. And why only 45 days. Let';s do it for a whole year. That way, there's none of that pesky road construction to slow us down.
One More Fan for The Ditty Bops
The Professor from South Dakota War College has discovered that there is more to life than politics. After going to The Ditty Bops web site, and checking out their music, he had this to say:
"So, I break down and take some time to actually listen them. And I have to confess, from poking around on their website, I do like the music. Its really good. To me, it sounds like stripped down acoustic rock melded with bluegrass music. Darn you, Jerry. I'm getting hooked on this stuff. Now I have to buy it. (just kidding. Thanks for promoting this group in SD. They're good enough to really go places.)"
Our Publisher, Jerry Hinkle, wonders if Oddjob will put these comments on The Ditty Bops Bulletin Board. In fact, Jerry dares him to. That's one South Dakotan down, about 734,998 to go. If only we could get Bernie Hunhoff to look past the hair color.
Was Hurricane Katrina 'Intelligent Design?'

by John Piper
On his 89th birthday (August 31), NPR Senior News Analyst, Daniel Schorr, observed that President Bush had "staked out a non-position" on the debate between evolution and intelligent design. Bush had said that "both sides ought to be properly taught in the schools of America." Then, with manifest scorn, Schorr linked the devastation of Hurricane Katrina with the concept of intelligent design: "[Bush] might well have reflected that, if this was the result of intelligent design, then the designer has something to answer for."
No, Mr. Schorr, you have something to answer for, not God. God answers to no man. Come, Daniel Schorr, take your place with Job and answer your Maker: "The Lord answered Job [and Daniel Schorr] out of the whirlwind and said: "Who is this that darkens counsel by words without knowledge? Dress for action like a man; I will question you, and you make it known to me. . . . Who shut in the sea with doors when it burst out from the womb, when I made clouds its garment and thick darkness its swaddling band, and prescribed limits for it and set bars and doors, and said, "Thus far shall you come, and no farther, and here shall your proud waves be stayed" (Job 38:1-3, 8-11).
"Who are you, O man, to answer back to God? Shall the pot say to the Potter, "This is an unintelligent way to show your justice and your power? Come, Maker of heaven and earth, sit at my feet. I have lived 89 years and have gotten much wisdom, and I will teach you 'the eternal God' how to govern the universe"?
No. Rather let us put our hands on our mouths and weep both for the perishing and for ourselves who will soon follow. Whatever judgment has fallen, it is we who deserve it, all of us. And whatever mercy is mingled with judgment in New Orleans neither we nor they deserve.
God sent Jesus Christ into the world to save sinners. He did not suffer massive shame and pain because Americans are pretty good people. The magnitude of Christ's suffering is owing to how deeply we deserve Katrina, all of us.
Our guilt in the face of Katrina is not that we can't see the intelligence in God's design, but that we can't see arrogance in our own heart. God will always be guilty of high crimes for those who think they've never committed any.
But God commits no crimes when he brings famine, flood, and pestilence on the earth. "Does disaster come to a city, unless the Lord has done it?" (Amos 3:6). The answer of the prophet is no. God's own testimony is the same: "I form light and create darkness, I make well-being and create calamity, I am the Lord, who does all these things" (Isaiah 45:7).
This will always be ludicrous to those who put the life of man above the glory of God. Until our hearts are broken, not just for the life-destroying misery of human pain, but for the God-insulting rebellion of human sin, we will not see intelligent design in the way God mingles mercy and judgment in this world. But for those who bow before God's sovereign grace and say, "From him and through him and to him are all things. To him be glory forever, they are able to affirm," Oh, the depth of the riches and wisdom and knowledge of God! How unsearchable are his judgments and how inscrutable his ways!" (Romans 11:36, 33). And wisdom is another name for intelligent design.
No, Daniel Schorr, God does not answer to us. We answer to him. And we have only one answer: "Guilty as charged." Every mouth is stopped and the whole world is accountable before God.There is only one hope to escape the flood of God's wrath. It is not the levee of human virtue but the high ground called Calvary. All brokenhearted looters and news analysts and pastors are welcome there.



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