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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Thursday, July 07, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 7C Explosions Rock London Earlier today in London, England, there were a series of explosions in the subway system and a few of the world famous double Decker busses. Authorities have confirmed 4 explosions so far and a death toll of 40 with injuries numbering in the hundreds. Those numbers are expected to rise before the counting is done. Government officials, and the MSM are blaming Al Queda, but it could be IRA. It could be French retaliation for getting the Olympic Games in 2012. It could even be Doprah Winbag throwing her weight around. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate are patiently waiting for the facts. That's all we can to because on the TV right now, and possibly all day CBS will be filling time until they get their feces consolidated, as Robin Boller might say. The sad part of this occasion is that the vital social issues that were being discussed at the G8 summit will be put on hold. That means no aid for Africa. Bono and the other do-gooders will have to dig into their own wallets now. Holabird Gets Hot HOT HOT! Temps are on the rise all over the Holabird area. We can expect a high of at least 99 degrees today, with temps going into three digits in the next few days. Better stay close to the air conditioner and when the mercury gets above 90, eat plenty of ice cream. (This article is sponsored by the South Dakota Dairy Council) The Ghost of Borglum Unmasks The Professor One of the newest blogs to hit South Dakota is Gutzon Borglum Online (GBO for short). It is supposedly written by Rushmore's sculptor, yet he drank himself to death back in 1941. He must be a ghost. He seems to be rather hip for a guy 100 years older than our Publisher. He is able to enjoy both SD Blog watch and it's imitators SD Watch. He knows too much to be a mere mortal, as he revealed the name of the man we call "Professor" from SD War College. Well, partially at least. His full name is available to anyone who can read the phone book. One thing about the blog written by Borglum's spirit that we do approve of is that those who read his site and want to move on to something better can do so thanks to his Holabird Advocate link. His site was brought to our attention because of that. He hasn't mentioned this site yet, but he will soon enough.
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