VOL. IV Issue 2H
Bernie Hunhoff Promotes PITA
It has been reported that the South Dakota Magazine blog has published another article from the Holabird Advocate. This article was the one that dealt with PITA's support of KFC. The fast food chain was not mentioned in the reprint, but it was an irrelevant detail.
PITA (People Ingesting Tasty Animals) was started on February 8, 2003 to combat the terrorist tactics employed buy PETA. The group known as People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have tried all manner of disturbing actions to stop people from enjoying the taste of tasty animals.
Becoming a PITA member is easy, just properly cook your favorite form of dead animal (cooking live animals is frowned upon), eat, and enjoy. There's no password, like with the Turtle Club. There's no business meeting, unless you need to talk business. Just a time of fun and fellowship with a good meal. Vegetarians are welcome. In fact, some vegetarian PITA members are partial to South Dakota buffalo meat. Interest has been sparked in the group. One Reader of the reprinted article even asked about t-shirts. Perhaps someone out there could design a logo for PITA and put it on a t-shirt. One thing is for sure, it's too warm when people ask about t-shirts in February.

Harold and Mary Hinkle brought grandson, Cade Hinkle, to the Ponderosa for the weekend. He certainly looks the part in his Carharts and seed corn cap. He especially enjoyed being in the tractor with his Grandpa feeding the cows.

Darrel and Kristi Hinkle even let his country cousins come over to play with him. Kristi even made a spaghetti dinner for everyone at the Ponderosa last night. Not just a bowl of spaghetti either. She made a salad, a relish tray of cucumbers and celery, and a loaf of cheesy garlic bread. Not exactly a meal prepared by PITA, but good. Heart-healthy for Valentine's day an all.

Harold And Mary will take cade back home Sunday afternoon.

Well, another Valentine's day is looming. People feel sorry for single people on this day. As a single person myself, I sympathize with the married men. I mean you gotta spend big money on flowers and candy, take your wife out on the town, maybe a movie. And what do they get, well besides forgiven for forgetting her birthday. Not much, from where I can see.

It seems like pleasing a woman these days is quite expensive. Candy, flowers, jewelry, and the rest. Men don't require all that. And all you women out there reading this know it. Just fry him up a mess of bacon for morning vittles, and your good for another year. Has any woman had to buy her fella a box of candy? None I know about. Jewelry? No sir. Flowers? I hope not!

So ladies, if your hubby brings home a Victoria's Secret outfit, don't complain that it is not the right size. Be glad he was thinking of you. That is unless you buy his undies, then turnabout is fair play. And if you got a man that does go all out, you do the same. Get him some eggs to go with that bacon.