Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Wednesday, January 26, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 1Q Reverend Hinkle Stops Protest After less than a week of planning, Reverend Jerry Hinkle of the Holabird Church of Universal Life has decided to forget his plans to stop nude dancing in Highmore. According to a statement he made this morning, he said,"After careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that Highmore will do what Highmore will do, and they are welcome to it. I came to this conclusion after finding out that Skyla Ratzlaff is behind a measure to stop it. If I agree with anything she says, then maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree. I must have gone wrong somewhere down the line. So until it comes to Holabird, I'm staying out of this mess." Indeed, Ms. Ratzlaff has been making calls to area churches to seek out support for an ordinance against exotic dancing. Reverend Hinkle further stated, "I have nothing against exotic dancing, as long as the people that do it aren't naked". Reverend Hinkle was going to protest nude dancing by removing his own clothes at the establishment in question. Of course he said that when it was a whole lot warmer outside. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate seriously doubt that Ms. Ratzlaff will resort to as desperate a measure as that herself. At least we hope not. Nasty Bug Going Around Once again, people are getting sick all over the place. Call it what you will, flu, crud or whatever, it is not the least bit fun for anyone concerned. So far, quite a few folks in the area are getting bit. From Dianne Macek in Faulkton to Ruby Hoffman in Highmore. Even Holabird has been in it's evil grasp when Shelby and Justin Hinkle caught it. Darrel Hinkle says that when those two would rather sleep then watch TV you know something is up. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate hope that everyone mention and unmentioned that is effected by this stuff has as complete and quick a recovery as possible. South Dakota Magazine Has Blog Site The people that put out South Dakota Magazine have set up a site powered by Blogger, the same outfit that powers the Holabird Advocate. Our courageous, dynamic Publisher has known about this site since last July. This site is just too good not to share. If you would like to check it out, the web address is www.southdakotamagazine.com This address will be put on the Free-For-All Links page of the Holabird Advocate for future reference. Our Publisher has known and respected South Dakota Magazine Publisher, Bernie Hunhoff for many years, and looks forward to the day when the Holabird Advocate is as good has his humble effort.
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