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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Tuesday, January 18, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 1K "January Thaw" Arrives At Last A few short days ago, it was -27 degrees in the Holabird area. Today's reported high at the Ponderosa was 43 degrees. A 70 degree warm-up. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate wondered what the cause for this was. It was then that we realized that the South Dakota Statehouse was back in session. Publisher Gets New Phone Through a joint effort between our courageous dynamic Publisher, Jerry Hinkle, The good folks at TracFone, and Deb Gregg at the PUC, the Holabird Advocate is one step closer to getting Audblog. According to Harold Hinkle, we got a cell phone tower erected in the Pierre area too. It all started when Jerry wrote to PUC member Dusty Johnson asking for him to help the pre-paid cell phone industry, and relating his problem to the Commissioner. It took a while, but they did manage to get the job done. A Few More Bytes of Reality by Ethan Aniston Entertainment Editor, Holabird AAdvocate First of, It appears that I had overestimated the possibilities for the CBS show, "The Will". It was cancelled after one episode. It seems that it was the lowest rated program in the history of Saturday Night Specials or something like that. At any rate it's gone. Paris Hilton is gone too. From the New Jersey School system. It seems the morons that run her show, "The Simple Life" thought it would be entertaining to have her and her friend Nicole Ritchie do a little substitute teaching on the show. Parents in that school district didn't think these two twits could teach their kids anything. At least anything worthwhile. They will be practicing Veterinary Medicine, however. It would appear that it has been arranged for the dynamic duo of worthlessness to assist in the delivery of a baby colt. Who knows, those two professional wastes of space just may find something that they are good at yet. As long as I don't have to watch, I really don't care what they do.
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