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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Saturday, January 08, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 1E Elvis Turns 70 Today, Believe it or Not by Jerry Hinkle, Publisher Special to the Holabird Advocate Hard as it may be to comprehend only 7% of Americans believe that Elvis is still alive. That's right only 7% . Our Publisher is still waiting for evidence that he died at all. Elvis will live forever. His music is still getting radio play. His image is the biggest selling velveteen art. And he still buys lottery tickets at this certain 7-11 every little once in a while. Elvis lives! Don't let anyone tell you different. You may not see him, but he's there. Just like Jesus. Elvis is a lot like Jesus in other ways too. He was born in poverty. His family was forced to move away from their home. He loved and was loved back. Some hated his methods. Some even hated him. After he "died", he became "the King" to millions. Elvis lives! And live he does. What are those other 93% thinking? Oh ye of little faith! Doug Hinkle Selected 1st Assistant Chief The all volunteer Pierre Fire Department has named Doug Hinkle to the position of 1st Assistant Chief. The method of selection has not reported.Doug's oldest brother, Jerry Hinkle, has a theory that he would have made full Fire Chief if he was married. Since naming him to this position, Pierre has not had any major fires. Even the flames are afraid of him, it appears. Tsunami Deaths Could Reach 300,000 People who are rendering aid in the Asian tsunmai crisis report that deaths in the region could reach the 300,000 mark is more clean, drinkable water is not delivered to the torn region soon. The tsunami was caused by an earthquake that rated 9 on the Ritcher scale. Since then frequent aftershock of 5.7-5.8 have been felt. In other Tsunami related news, model, Petra Nemcova arrived back in the Czech Republic and was immediately hospitalized here, her father Oldrich Nemec told the national CTK news agency. Nemec said Saturday that she would undergo a thorough examination in hospital, and was expected to stay for some two weeks. Nemcova, 25, survived after waves swept into her holiday seaside bungalow in the Thai resort of Phuket by clinging to a tree for eight hours. Her British photographer boyfriend Simon Atlee is still missing, while she suffered only a pelvic fracture and internal injuries. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Separate by Ethan Aniston, (no relation) Holabird Advocate Entertainment Editor After more than four years of marriage, and seven years together, it has been reported that Brad Pitt and his wife, Jennifer Aniston are separated. Many are speculating as to the cause of this so far amicable split. Some Hollywood sources claim that Ms. Aniston's miscarried pregnacy early last year may have been a factor in the separation. There have been no reported plans as far as divorce is concerned. Cheer up Branifer fans! The world has not quite stopped spinning just yet.
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