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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Wednesday, January 05, 2005 VOL. IV Issue 1C E.E. Hinkle Gets a Surprise Brittany Hinkle took time from her semester break in the second grade to come to the Ponderosa for a visit. After a while, she wanted to make a "surprise cake" like she saw on the "Little Rascals" movie. She and her uncle Jerry Hinkle spend Tuesday Afternoon doing that. The recipe said "sit on stove and stir". She got pretty warm, but she did just that. It also said to "spray cooking oil on bottom". Good thing Brit and Jerry kept their pants on for that part. The whole family got to eat a piece of the surprise cake, with leftovers going into E.E. Hinkle's fridge. The cake was gone by the next morning. Bridget Nemec Hitched in Deadwood The Nemec Family ended 2004 year by spending a few days in Deadwood at the Franklin Hotel Nick Nemec was best man for his sister Bridget Nemec's wedding to Jimmy Drummond. Kristi Hinkle, who was not present at the nuptials, said that was a good place for a wedding. Some folks have been thinking that the Dunbar resort may have been a more suitable place, but that's all a moot point now. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate wish to offer our belated congratulations to the happy couple. Our Publisher has met Mr. Drummond and is sure that he will make a great husband. If the length of their engagement is any indication, they'll be married for a good long while. Agnes Hahn Receives Word of Death This afternoon, Agnes Hahn was told of the death of her nephew, Glenn "Mitch" Mitchell. His wife, Shirley Mitchell called while Agnes was not home and left the message on her answering machine. The Holabird Advocate will be looking of his obituary for possible future publication, providing it can be found. Top Ten Trivial Events of 2004 The Hasbro Company Maker of the Trivial Pursuit game as made a list of trivial events in the year just passed. SO FROM THE HOME OFFICE OF HASBRO IN EAST LONGMEADOW, MASSACHUSETTS HERE ARE THE TOP TEN TRIVIAL EVENTS OF 2003: 1. Ashlee Simpson "Sings" on SNL (Didn't anyone tell her the name of the show is Saturday Night LIVE? ) 2. "Bennifer" Ends, "Bennifer 2" Begins - Affleck swaps Lopez for Garner (America shudders at the thought of any Affleck sequel.) 3. The Dean Scream (He may not be president, but he's got our vote for lead role in "Hulk 2.") 4. The Great "Wardrobe Malfunction" (TiVo owners use super slow-motion replay for "further review.") 5. Britney Spears and Her Two Weddings (Her second marriage breaks personal best: lasts more than 55 hours.) 6. The "15 Minutes" of William Hung ("She Bangs"...Her head against a wall every time this man sings that stupid song.) 7. "OMA-ROSA!" (Need we say more? We could, but we're a little scared.) 8. The Nick & Jessica Variety Hour (Somehow, they made us miss Sonny & Cher. Somehow.) 9. Martha Stewart Makes the Jailhouse Jam (Elvis only made the jailhouse rock. ) 10. '04-'05 NHL Season Cancelled Due to Strike (Who knew?)
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