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 Holabird AdvocateProviding all the news we see fit to print since 2002!Saturday, December 18, 2004 VOL. III Issue 12H Nemec Christmas Party Fills the House It is now officially Christmas in Holabird now that the Nemec Christmas Party has come and gone. Reports are that all who were invited accepted. Ed and Barbara Nemec had a house full of people. The ham was prepared to perfection by Barbara. The meat plate was constantly being refilled as guests took slice after slice. Nobody admitted to going away hungry for good reason as there was plenty of food, good and otherwise (and none of which was otherwise). There was no report of a card game, which is unusual at this function. Some topics of discussion were April Zilverberg's trip to Austrailia via Amsterdam and Los Angeles, losing luggage on airplane trips, and the upcoming marriage of Bridget Nemec later this month in Deadwood (more details on that will hopefully be forthcoming) It was mentioned that Ed and Barbara do not know how much longer they will be doing this Christmas party in the future. All of us here at the Holabird Advocate hope that they can continue on as long as humanly possible. That is all any of us can ask. Gmail Shoots Up To 21 MB A sudden burst of Gmail has pushed the capacity of the Holabird Advocate Gmail account to 21 MB, lightly more that 2% of the total. For those keeping score, that means that there is 979 MB yet to go. For all of those helping in this project, thanks a lot. Keep up the good work. Memo to Jodie Foster: I'm Here If You Want Me by Jerry Hinkle, Special to the Holabird Advocate Ms. Foster, I have heard a rather outrageous story about you. Word on the streets of Hollyweird is that you are melancholy about the fact that you are not called on by directors to do Romantic Lead work. How sad it is Ms. Foster that you, an Academy Award Winning actress, do not have your choice of acting roles. I have a solution that may sound crazy. So crazy, in fact, that it could indeed work, if you were inclined to make it do so. I have plenty of good ideas for an actress of your-attributes. One such idea is a Monday night Sitcom on CBS. I haven't a title, but the premise is that you are living on a ranch with your husband (played by me of course) and his 102 year old grandfather (played by Patrick Henshaw). If you feel that TV is beneath your station (and by gosh and golly you should ma'am, uh Ms. Foster) I have a movie idea. It is a western titled "Day of Reckoning". It is about a soiled dove (played by you) who falls in love with Richard "dead eye Dick" Dixon, Sheriff of Deadwood Gulch, South Dakota. There is more, but this is all I'm willing to reveal just know. Don't want to give too much away. So anyway, Ms. Foster, please let me know if anything here tickles your fancy. I look forward to hearing from you, but I won't exactly be waiting with sandwiches by the phone, if you know what I mean. Thank you for your time, and good luck out there!
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